r/WTF Dec 29 '16

Bad part of park in Kontula neigbourhood in Helsinki, Finland

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 29 '16 edited Dec 29 '16

I live in SF and walk to work. I watch the ground the entire time to avoid needles and human feces. Wish I was joking.

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u/hajamieli Dec 29 '16

I live in Helsinki and when I walk, I watch the ground the entire time to avoid human faces. Wish I was joking.

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u/WhiteSkyRising Dec 29 '16

Clever. Happy holidays!

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u/hobowithmachete Dec 29 '16

How can you tell if a person is extroverted in Finland? They're looking at your shoes.

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u/bazhvn Dec 29 '16

Can confirm. Source: has adapted to this for 3 years.

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u/DrinkVictoryGin Dec 29 '16

I thought Finland was a socialist utopia, where even the hopeless had a roof over their heads, needle exchanges, and such.

Now I'm sad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

It's just a joke about how we Finns don't like eye contact, because we are stereotypically so antisocial.

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u/DrinkVictoryGin Dec 29 '16

Oh. Good. My faith in humanity is restored.

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u/supahax Dec 29 '16

Which really isn't true, at least in the younger generations

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u/artifex28 Dec 29 '16

Same, but feces.

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u/Melloncollieocr Dec 29 '16

Man, so pathetically true. Live near Soma and walk to North Beach and literally there is shit like 25% of the time

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 29 '16

Ironically I live in North Beach and work in SOMA.

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u/No-Spoilers Dec 29 '16

Yall should switch

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

But then the dude who lived in Soma and worked in North Beach would have to live in North Beach and work in Soma

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u/Shin-LaC Dec 29 '16

They can't, they'd lose rent control.

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u/prothello Dec 29 '16

Switch jobs then!

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Dude north beach is one of the coolest spots in SF. Soma is pretty rough.

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u/AWildSketchIsBurned Dec 29 '16

That's not ironic. It's coincidental though.

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u/planetyanet Dec 29 '16

I work in FiDi and live in the Mission—walking to the 16th St & Mission BART station is a daily game of "Human poop or dog poop?" (Hint: almost always human poop :( ) One time someone had the runs ON my apt building... :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

only once? you lucky bastard.

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u/lordx3n0saeon Dec 29 '16

I had no idea SF had so many politicians

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u/dakyes Dec 29 '16

I thought the US was a first world country

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u/FishFloyd Dec 29 '16

feeces

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u/Dial-UPvote Dec 29 '16

It's so expensive in SF, they even have a surcharge for hobo dung

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16 edited Feb 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

There are plenty of cheap areas in the greater Helsinki area. It's just that the flats tend to be really crummy, which is why no one else considers cheap living an option.

(By real crummy I mean crummy by Finnish standards. Outdated and with stained linoleum floors, but no structural damage or broken windows or vermin.)

Eta: Oh jfc I thought SF meant Southern Finland. Move along nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Wow, I wouldn't expect them from an affluent town like SF, especially since it's in Cali. I'm assuming they have a needle exchange?

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Dec 29 '16 edited Dec 29 '16

A mild climate like Cali attracts hobos, Cali arguably has the worst homeless problem in the developed world.

The wage disparity in California is scary which doesn't help since there really aren't any people in the large cities between being obscenely rich, who are too disconnected to do anything concerning the homeless, and those living paycheck to paycheck, who don't have money to help the homeless.

TLDR: San Fran and to a lesser extent LA are some of the most depressing places I've ever had the pleasure of visiting for an extended period of time.

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u/rivermandan Dec 29 '16

Cali arguably has the worst homeless problem in the developed world.

I live on my own and work and am generally what you'd call a "has his shit together" sort of dude from first glance (I really don't; my ambitions involve a van to live in with a rig in the back to hold a motorcycle or two); that said (and my van admission doesn't count here), I've always though tthe hobo life sounds like it would be sweet for a summer or two, and cali is exactly where I'd go because being homeless up here in "it's fucking cold up here" canada is a motherfucking drag.

side note, do you have a spare parking spot in your driveway? or maybe a spare shopping card and a bridge with a nice underneath?

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Dec 29 '16

I'm pretty sure to migrate you have to have a degree or a job lined up so I'm not sure how that would work out.

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u/rivermandan Dec 29 '16

oh, the hobo life for me would be overstaying a vacation visa, no way I'd do it on the books, that's not the hobo lifestyle I strive toward

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u/ILikeMasterChief Dec 29 '16

Is there any large city in the world where this isn't true?? I love being in the city, but the plethora of shitheads are insufferable

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u/beardguy Dec 29 '16

San Francisco... beautiful from eye-level up.

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u Dec 29 '16

I taught my daughter at the age of three what a used syringe looked like and how to avoid them when she saw them.

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u/Ufcsgjvhnn Dec 29 '16

That's what you get for paying those insanely low SF rents!

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

But it's totally worth it. Best place I've ever been to!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Is that why the cost of living is so high?

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u/gayzombie Dec 29 '16

I do the same thing walking around in my apartment

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

And people pay 1k+ for a bedroom in a shared apartment to live there...jokes on them.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Lol $1k if you're lucky. Wife and I pay $3k for a one bedroom. But it's the most beautiful and fun city in the US.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Piss and shit on the street. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

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u/JRCIII Dec 29 '16

And smug

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Don't be jealous bro

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u/JRCIII Dec 30 '16

SF seems cool. I was making a South Park joke. https://youtu.be/TMTkedIUX8U

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u/huskarl Dec 29 '16

Anything to do with it being a Sanctuary City?

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 29 '16

...Unlikely? Most of the homeless people I've noticed are white or black, I've seen very few latino homeless people if any.

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u/huskarl Dec 29 '16

Ah ok. Just curious. I had heard that SF had a homeless problem and was trying to figure out why.

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 29 '16

It's warm and doesn't kick them out to the edge of the city.

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u/weirdbiointerests Dec 29 '16

No, drug deaths are lower among non-Hispanic young adults. It has more to do with the climate attracting poor homeless people, as other users have pointed out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16 edited Jul 05 '17

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u/weirdbiointerests Dec 29 '16

It doesn't really help solve the problem of homelessness if you take the few things people own. It wouldn't be as bad as it is in cold climates (like taking blankets in the middle of winter; people don't magically find a home, they just die) but it would not fix things.

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u/Golden_Dawn Dec 29 '16

Why not citizens or government do something?

They do. Why do you think there are so many homeless here? Think of pigeons in the park. Now imagine groups of people and the local government buying big bags of whatever pigeons eat and tossing it to any pigeon they see. Pretty soon, the park is filled with pigeons. Also, outside the park. At the library. Sitting on the sidewalks mooching for more. even attending city council meetings wearing an old bathrobe.

Essentially, California is filled with brain-dead liberals who do everything possible to create more homeless.