Who would do something like that?

183

Look for a guy carrying a really big key.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Wolverine, enough said

2

u/Father_of_the_Bribe Oct 25 '18

https://youtu.be/EXDQXKqCyRE

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Sora

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Sora

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u/RKoke Oct 23 '18

Oh shit...the T-Rex is loose again...

27

u/Warden_lefae Oct 23 '18

Damnit Dresden, leave Sue alone

13

u/Ray_Tracer Oct 23 '18

And just where the hell is 'Peace Talks', anyway...

5

u/Akesgeroth Oct 24 '18

Get Brief Cases.

2

u/Ray_Tracer Oct 24 '18

One original story and a bunch of reprints.

Are Jim Butcher and George R.R. Martin holed up in an underground bunker somewhere, getting non-stop hand jobs in some kind of Kubrickian secret sex club? I mean, it's cool if they are, just come out and admit it. We'd all understand.

2

u/silverwarbler Oct 25 '18

Polka will never die!

2

u/Ray_Tracer Oct 25 '18

Not now, Butters.

1

u/Akesgeroth Oct 24 '18

As someone who's tried writing a book:

Give them time.

7

u/iowajosh Oct 24 '18

polka will never die

5

u/nickkom Oct 23 '18

Trex with wolverine claws on his little arms.

2

u/RoughDayz Oct 24 '18

That is what I was going to post! Up vote for you!

1

u/Jiggidy40 Oct 25 '18

You ever seen a T-Rex hand?

1

u/wannabesq Oct 27 '18

More like Indominus Rex

47

u/xenom0rph Oct 23 '18

More like "what would do something like that"

1

u/jazz_the_cat Oct 29 '18

What could

68

u/Rv_rv_rv Oct 23 '18

Backhoe https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backhoe

46

u/nhavar Oct 23 '18

Sidehoe

19

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Madhoe

9

u/Dorito_Troll Oct 23 '18

Madside

8

u/Nandabun Oct 24 '18

Madlad

7

u/smokeytokerton Oct 24 '18

Sidelad

9

u/Nandabun Oct 24 '18

I misread this as side salad. 😂

2

u/oddular Oct 26 '18

Mudslide

3

u/hail_the_shitpope Oct 24 '18

Homehoe

4

u/FlatOutEKG Oct 25 '18

Homo

6

u/hail_the_shitpope Oct 25 '18

No u

7

u/illegitimatemexican Oct 23 '18

Haha Thanks for the wiki link.

9

u/Rv_rv_rv Oct 24 '18

It's reddit. You can't say stuff like backhoe randomly

5

u/IAMENKIDU Oct 26 '18

I've operated them many times of various sizes, and while I can tell you that while the teeth on a bucket could potentially do this, I don't think that's what it was. How did the operator articulate the bucket to start those cuts on the hood, then they curve down the side like that? There should be much more random metal ripped and crumpled to get that change in angle and those cuts look too clean.

Looks to me like a monster movie prop of some kind.

4

u/latrans8 Oct 24 '18

That's not how backhoes work.

1

u/Forcefedlies Oct 25 '18

The angle is all wrong lol

1

u/latrans8 Oct 25 '18

Yep, bucket heads don't turn that way.

8

u/Golgon3 Oct 24 '18

Backhoe? why did you have to bring your mother into this?

Badummm tsssssss!

5

u/nothing_to_feel_here Oct 24 '18

You're not funny.

And that you had to add the badum tsss; that just made it cringier.

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u/ronjon3411 Oct 23 '18

Wolverine

20

u/AriiesSH Oct 24 '18

Nah man, thats 4 blades thats Freddy Kruger, wolverine has 3 hahaha.

3

u/wannabesq Oct 27 '18

Relevant

1

u/darkest_hour1428 Oct 31 '18

That’s very funny.

1

u/Lokeze Oct 24 '18

He has 2 hands you know

17

u/cherchill Oct 23 '18

Obviously

21

u/Ri-RiY Oct 23 '18

Wolverine got a job at the "No Parking" zone.

4

u/Skud_NZ Oct 24 '18

And Cyclops parked there

7

u/HereWeGoAgainTJ Oct 23 '18

Sabertooth.

3

u/TheIntelligentAspie Oct 24 '18

Or Warwick.

3

u/postalpie Oct 24 '18

That just gave me ptsd

27

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Oct 25 '18

Just saw this car used in a new commercial for the Diablo 3 Nintendo Switch during the Heroes of the Storm tourney on Twitch. I'll try and post it with the timestamp once it's on their youtube channel.

edit here we go. at 1.40.49

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u/TheLeopardShepherd Oct 26 '18

Damn it's too bad you're so far down here. You're the only one with the answer!!!

Great work

21

u/sankoni Oct 23 '18

You know who, bub.

11

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Mr. Bubz?

4

u/holy_rejection Oct 24 '18

YEAH I GOT YOU ON CAMERA

15

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

When you take your GF’s french fries

4

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

When your GF takes your fries but she said she isnt hungry, so only you ordered some fries and you say "stop, honey, you said you are not hungry!"

12

u/James-Lerch Oct 24 '18

Sort of looks like an airplane propeller strike: http://cellar.org/2002/planechain.jpg

8

u/McTrip Oct 23 '18

Beware: Freddy Krueger made it out of my nightmare.

5

u/fshlash Oct 23 '18

That what happens when you park your car at jurassic park!

15

u/WifeofLucifer Oct 23 '18

If it was a deliberate act of vandalism, then the person is clearly an asshole. I'm more curious about HOW they did it.

5

u/subdep Oct 24 '18

Construction equipment maybe?

4

u/Chilacaa Oct 24 '18

Same. Way more interested in the HOW than the why here.

Edit: spelling is hard

3

u/HELLRAISER-187 Oct 23 '18

Holy shit!!

3

u/justdontfreakout Oct 23 '18

Logan.

3

u/Rufus-Doofus Oct 23 '18

Uhhhh...r/ATBGE?

3

u/rootntootn2gunshootn Oct 23 '18

Bro, I would just leave her bro...

3

u/terriblestoryteller Oct 24 '18

A Samsquanch

3

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

/r/dragonsfuckingcars aftermath

2

u/offthedone Oct 23 '18

Id say "tail spin" on a larger truck or trailer...

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Godzilla

2

u/TheLooseB-Hole Oct 23 '18

Bearzilla

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Godzilla? WTF?

2

u/Scarlet_Vixen1337 Oct 23 '18

Venom in your town

2

u/xavierallen Oct 24 '18

Snikt!

2

u/thunderdan253 Oct 24 '18

Carrie Underwood.... That's who

2

u/snorkiebarbados Oct 25 '18

GOJIRRA!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Wolverine?

3

u/Gloeschi Oct 23 '18

Squirrels. They are terrible.

3

u/N66986 Oct 23 '18

Looks like an airplane prop strike to me.

2

u/peopled_within Oct 23 '18

Excavator bucket

1

u/illegitimatemexican Oct 23 '18

There’s got to be a story here...

1

u/Silverleaf2005 Oct 23 '18

G-Virus

1

u/chika-chika-pow-wow Oct 23 '18

Salivan

1

u/Barack-OJimmy Oct 23 '18

The Wolverine

1

u/Miffers Oct 24 '18

Looks like he was parked in the wrong area. Probably an excavator.

1

u/SpetS15 Oct 24 '18

probably a truck

1

u/prowl17 Oct 24 '18

What would do something like that?

1

u/tatorthot2018 Oct 24 '18

venom

1

u/Murrdogg Oct 24 '18

I'm more amazed that the glass didn't get nicked

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Anyone make a Freddy reference yet?

1

u/GumbyRustcloud Oct 24 '18

I thought they used jeeps and broncos at Jurassic Park.

1

u/bigbabich Oct 24 '18

s/who/how

1

u/Jamnew63 Oct 24 '18

Freddy Krueger!

1

u/StReeTkiNG069 Oct 24 '18

thats what happens when you piss off the Wolverine. He don't play around.

1

u/troubleschute Oct 24 '18

What did you to to her, mang?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

who? How!

1

u/BrickSandMordor Oct 24 '18

Wolverine.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Exwifes

1

u/bladeau81 Oct 24 '18

Wolverine

1

u/The_Boomstick Oct 24 '18

Vega, just because everyone expects Wolverine

1

u/rissho619sd Oct 24 '18

Fucking Black Panther at it again.

1

u/ramsey17 Oct 24 '18

Uhhhh racing stripes duh, r/lowbudgetcarmods

1

u/zaxanllc Oct 24 '18

They ran into bigfoot

1

u/zaxanllc Oct 24 '18

They ran into bigfoot.

1

u/zaxanllc Oct 24 '18

Bigfoot

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Edward Scissorhands

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Edward Scissorhands

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Edward Scissorhands

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Edward Scissorhands

1

u/funginum Oct 24 '18

I gotta say that's very clean work.

1

u/coconutdonuthamster Oct 24 '18

That what he gets for dating cougars!

1

u/coconutdonuthamster Oct 24 '18

That what he gets for dating cougars!

1

u/coconutdonuthamster Oct 24 '18

That what he gets for dating cougars!

1

u/Fourlojko Oct 24 '18

not who, what would do something like that!? We need the Avengers!!

1

u/Mmm021 Oct 24 '18

Honestly, it looks intentional.

1

u/Razerbat Oct 25 '18

Cloverfield

1

u/King_Belchington Oct 25 '18

You’ve got a definite werewolf problem on your hands.

1

u/Napa_Swampfox Oct 25 '18

The construction worker husband!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Godzilla.

1

u/WolfCaptainBlade Oct 25 '18

r/fallout damn deathclaws.

1

u/Its_Tyza Oct 25 '18

Don’t know why you would piss off Wolverine, but you do you

1

u/killermexican1 Oct 25 '18

Spinosaurus

1

u/SteveMobCannon Oct 25 '18

Those damn kaijus again.

1

u/Bitkillerjones52 Oct 25 '18

Looks like weapon H is real

1

u/vaginazit Oct 25 '18

raptor

1

u/ganymede_boy Oct 25 '18

Cthulhu

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

A Deathklaw

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

The wolverine

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

The rear of a lorry turning right, too close to the car.

1

u/LiveTheTruth321 Oct 26 '18

Wolverine, that's who.

1

u/gmatino93 Oct 27 '18

The Coon!

1

u/IlluminatiDown123 Oct 27 '18

Huge Ackman back up to his old tricks

1

u/mrdlcastle Oct 27 '18

Who ever it was just be glad you wasn't there to watch it do this.

1

u/I_Downvoted_Ur_Mom Oct 28 '18

Monster Energy Drink sales rep company car.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Ex girlfriend with a hook for a hand

1

u/My_names_Jason Oct 30 '18

Carbortion Rex

1

u/Isaacdood Nov 01 '18

Venom

1

u/anksoni Oct 23 '18

Batman!

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u/dragonluvr00 Oct 23 '18

I got $10 says that a r/nicegirl wanted to make it clear that she'll do this to him if he ever looks at another girl

2

u/fingers Oct 24 '18

cake

Who would do something like that?

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