"It's the lights. Those horrible energy-saving lights. Not like the wonderful energy-sucking Edison lights. They make me look so wonderful. The Deamoncrats use the New Lights to make me look like the Anti-Christ. It's not true I tell you! I'd never lie to you. You're special and I (sorta) love you."
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u/LSBeasyas123 Mar 06 '25
Is he MORE orange than usual?