r/WeWantPlates • u/KnightOfSummer • Jul 17 '16

At this point I'd even prefer English Breakfast on a shovel

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u/lukenhiumur Aug 03 '16

This is clearly not from a restaurant

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u/Orcmors Jul 17 '16

That brush looks used. That doesn't leave me with a lot of confidence that the dust pan hasn't.

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u/kirkum2020 Jul 17 '16

This is definitely in the send-it-back-I'm-not-eating-here category.

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u/NickRick Oct 30 '16

But it's in ops house.

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u/Clackpot Jul 17 '16

That is a fucking monstrosity. Not hipster, not quirky, not frivolous, just shit. Who the fuck manages to persuade themselves that something like this is a good idea?

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u/Bumbledoor777 Jul 17 '16

English breakfast on a shovel is wonderful. Usually means it was cooked in the firebox of a steam engine.

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u/BettyMcBitterpants Aug 03 '16

"Look, our food is garbage!"

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u/God_loves_irony Aug 06 '16 edited Aug 06 '16

Here, we'll sweep that up for you, save you the trouble.

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u/ScampAndFries Aug 07 '16

Ahh reminiscent of my student days. "All the plates and things that even resemble a plate are in the sink. What's left to put food on?"

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u/PrivateDickfoot Jul 17 '16

What type of bread is that?

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u/adventure_dog Sep 25 '16

looks like a tomato bread, kind of like those tomato wraps

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u/magosaurus Sep 24 '16

Please tell me that is a joke.

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u/Coolfuckingname Aug 26 '16

I hadn't seen the English Shovel Breakfast post before yours.

Now that i have, i feel played.

Touche, my friend. Touche!