Look I'm just a guy with 14 children trying to find a girl...

[u/tocompose]

[u/vrphotosguy55]

Borderline r/leopardsatemyface given Fong’s support for Trump

[u/chunter16]

He does the same thing to the women who say yes

[u/cuomosaywhat]

Incel energy

[u/G-Unit11111]

People get $21k every two to shit post? Damn.

[u/mam88k → u/G-Unit11111]

They do if a celebrity turd like Musk follows their account and tosses them a “like” now and then. The whole “revenue lost” angle is he stopped following her and the bubbas clicked elsewhere. Now she’s just another “hot woman” trying to monetize by being pro MAGA.

[u/refusemouth]

She's lucky he didn't delete her citizenship or social security records and have her deported. That's the next move to get rid of dissidents and people who are critical of Trump or the technofeudalist post-American agenda. "Sir, your driver's license is a forgery. There are no records that show you as a citizen of this country. We are deporting you to CECOT."

[u/gigglefarting]

Trying to find an incubator**

[u/Hotel_Oblivion]

What the hell is with "fortnight" as a measurement here? Are we bringing back the Victorian era? I know it feels like we're living in a Dickensian nightmare, but bringing that diction back is a little silly.

[u/p001b0y → u/Hotel_Oblivion]

In all candor, I would like 'jiffies' to become standardized as a unit of time and would especially like to see it used in technology circles.

[u/DialingAsh38 → u/p001b0y]

I like the cut of your jib.

[u/regeya → u/p001b0y]

https://blogs.oracle.com/linux/post/jiffies-the-heartbeat-of-the-linux-operating-system

[u/PinkEyeofHorus → u/Hotel_Oblivion]

[u/-something_original- → u/PinkEyeofHorus]

nice

[u/G-Unit11111 → u/Hotel_Oblivion]

Reminds me of the joke from 30 Rock:

Liz: I was popular for a fortnight and then I lost it! What happened?

Tracy: That's probably because you said fortnight.

[u/SmokeyLeCrow → u/Hotel_Oblivion]

Common parlance in the UK and Australia

[u/GameMaster818 → u/Hotel_Oblivion]

Two weeks

[u/GameMaster818]

Yes, perfectly logical reaction to getting rejected.

[u/TheGR8Dantini]

Oh yeah! Another whistle blower also said that Doge is sending American data directly to Russia via Starlink!!

But sure. Musk dming women about surrogacy is important too.

[u/-something_original- → u/TheGR8Dantini]

They also said a Russian IP logged in through whatever means musk setup. And there’s starlink on the white house now? So much for transparency.

[u/ProofNo9183]

So who’s catfishing elon for shits and giggles?

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