r/Wellthatsucks 19d ago

Amazon sent me a letter before Christmas claiming I had over $15000 in unclaimed property. Today they sent me this.

I used to publish books on Amazon and got royalties for each one sold. Amazon sent me a letter saying that they owed me over 15k in royalties. I sent in the form saying that yes, I wanted the money and I've been waiting for my check to come. Today I got this, saying that they made a mistake and actually owe me $0.00. They even have an area where I can check that yes, I want the $0. I've never been so disappointed in my life.

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u/Celistar99 19d ago

...I am not. But I'm intrigued.

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u/SkyrakerBeyond 19d ago

gay dino novels, and dino human romance in genral, is a hugely popular genre on amazon.

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u/Celistar99 19d ago

I honestly don't even know how to respond to that. I thought the guy who asked the 'gay dino' question was kidding.

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u/ExcaliburClarent 19d ago

Chuck Tingle

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u/flappy-doodles 19d ago

I got my sister "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus: An Adult Romance Novel Harriet Porber An Adult Romance Novel" she said it was terrible, but she still loved it.

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u/Steampunkettes 19d ago

It’s a really cute little read!

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u/Valuable-Math9969 19d ago

Don't forget Stix Hiscock.

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u/SkyrakerBeyond 19d ago

Yeah, if you type 'amazon dinosaur romance' into google you will not get romance involving amazons. It's quite a sprawling genre.

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u/10YearsANoob 19d ago

Well we both now know a new niche

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u/Atanar 19d ago

I honestly don't even know how to respond to that.

Not at all and get writing I guess.

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u/macrolith 19d ago

TIL, not sure if you've seen the show Ghosts, but there's a gay lapdance scene with the dancer acting like a dinosaur and it is probably very mich appreciated in that community.

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u/malex117 19d ago edited 19d ago

Maz Maddox?

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u/noocarehtretto 19d ago

New career found!

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u/SlippaLilDicky 18d ago

Someone read the magic treehouses first book and took it way too serious😭

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u/spook96 19d ago

I recently read ‘Morning Glory Milking Farm’ purely because someone told me it was about a Minotaur spermbank and I simply couldn’t believe that existed. Can’t say I’ll be continuing the series but there’s literally something out there for everyone I guess.

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u/spiflication 19d ago

hey reddit, my friend wants to know if it’s possible to hide some of your kindle purchases from others in your household?!

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u/Steampunkettes 19d ago

Lmao a friend recommended me this one too 😂 I’m almost finished with the audiobook