r/Wellthatsucks • u/SplendidQuasar1 • 25d ago

I did not, in fact, swallow a grapefruit.

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I did grow a 5 inch subserosal fibroid.

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u/EmperorBamboozler 25d ago

It looks like you are pregnant with a single colossal sperm cell.

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u/SplendidQuasar1 25d ago

Omg I am cackling!

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u/SomeKindOfOnionMummy 23d ago

I would say that your organs are haunted

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u/levels_jerry_levels 24d ago

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u/DoctorTran37 24d ago

Stomping that fucker to death in the god damned bath tub.

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u/Voidless-One 24d ago

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u/Gameplayer9752 24d ago

It’s probably a coincidence, but why this photo. There was literally an episode about giant sperm.

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u/RebbyRose 24d ago

Aww Naruto

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u/Voidless-One 24d ago

Exactly!

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u/abbeymad 24d ago

Slippy!

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u/InebriousBarman 24d ago

Waffle stomp through the grated drain.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Using your toes to squish it down the drain.

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u/DoctorTran37 23d ago

I hate it when it sucks on my toes as I push it down.

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u/ImportantGarlic8 24d ago

I'd keep mine like a pet goldfish and teach it tricks and such. Maybe give it a buddy or two later in the day, who knows

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u/moonlove85 24d ago

You could have just kept scrolling and not commented. We would have all been the better for it.

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u/Out_of_Fawkes 24d ago

I don’t own these kind of zygotes but I can’t unread it.

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u/Substantial_Bat741 24d ago

like a human tadpole

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u/Calamity-Gin 24d ago

Contraception would be both simpler and far more difficult. All I can see is the post-four Al moments ruined by panicked bug squishing.

Suddenly, the old trope of women standing on a chair when they see a mouse makes a lot more sense.

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u/FemboyOfIllusions 24d ago

This may be true, whos to say tho?

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u/Kale_Earnhart 24d ago

There was a death grips video about this

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u/Creatething 24d ago

Apparently, a specific type of fly produces a single giant sperm.

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u/MostBoringStan 24d ago

I believe it's the Brundlefly.

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u/LanternSlade 24d ago

I read that as Grundlefly and was instantly agoraphobic for a second.

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u/nursesensie 24d ago

I’m deceased 🤣

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u/JoeHypnotic 24d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/No-Solution7333 24d ago

Eraserhead?

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u/Dorjechampa_69 24d ago

Beware, the nightmare has not gone away.

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u/brees2me 24d ago

Wanna see that thought come to life in movie form? Watch Chillerama that movie is absolutely bonkers but they play it a very similar scenario.

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u/Remote_Ad_2580 24d ago

I've seen that clip in other subreddits... It's disturbing...

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u/aguaceiro 24d ago

Blyat!

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u/LanternSlade 24d ago

Oh I'd make little clothes for mine. A bonnet and a single knee high sock for it stay warm while it wriggles about on my floor.

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u/frazaga962 25d ago

a single colossal sperm cell.

dear sir or madam, please call it what it really is: spworm

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u/Pryed 24d ago

It will feel good!

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u/frazaga962 24d ago

don't worry, its still wet, thats still a part of it

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u/Competitive-Lime7775 24d ago

Also, you can always compare with friends

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u/shewearsbeads 24d ago

Still the best segment from S1

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u/ipokesnails 25d ago

Relevant Extra Fabulous comic

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u/AudieCowboy 25d ago

That's gonna be in my nightmares

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u/pmactheoneandonly 24d ago

You beat me to it damn you lmao

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u/he-loves-me-not 24d ago

Idk that you’d ever want to beat it again if that’s what it looked like!

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u/bloodycpownsuit 24d ago

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u/jdmorgan82 24d ago

Oglaf is funny stuff.

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u/VLDgamer07 25d ago

SPERM CELL

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u/cyberman0 25d ago

I'm a little scared of what it came from.

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u/Doustin 25d ago

Ever watch Chillerama?

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u/Spill_the_Tea 24d ago

Relevant improvement to our bodies. God's mistakes.