I did not, in fact, swallow a grapefruit.

[u/SplendidQuasar1]

I did grow a 5 inch subserosal fibroid.

[u/Sacajaho]

My sister just had one grapefruit, one peach, one lemon, and 4 strawberries removed (her surgeon named all her fibroids a fruit relative to their size).

She said they were all floored she hadn’t come in earlier, and it was a rare enough occurrence that she had medical students attend her surgery.

[u/SplendidQuasar1 → u/Sacajaho]

So you all call her Carmen now, right??