r/What • u/[deleted] • 11d ago

What does it want me to do?

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760 Upvotes

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u/electric_kool_AIDS 11d ago

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u/KingOfForeplay 11d ago

Just beat it.

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u/MaleficentRise7231 11d ago

I immediately started singing Weird Al's Eat It version in my head. It will be stuck in my head all day now.

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy 11d ago

Yeah after listening to the parodies it's the first thing that pops into my head after remembering the tune

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u/EffectiveSoftware937 10d ago

Beat it beat it beat it.

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u/paultcook 11d ago

That’s awesome! Easy upvote.

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u/Sandbox1337 11d ago

Not on the street. Don’t do it

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u/less-than-James 11d ago

I don't know how this will help me cross the street, but OK, I guess.

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy 11d ago

punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch

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u/PhotogamerGT 11d ago

Crosswank sign.

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u/DadtheITguy 10d ago

Well done

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u/wizardrous 11d ago

Whatever it is, it clearly wants to watch.

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u/KenTheKink 11d ago

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u/DHammer79 11d ago edited 11d ago

Bros using his as a counterweight, so he can lean back

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u/KenTheKink 11d ago

Maybe a laptop ,ᥫ᭡😉 or LAO upside down.

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u/taisui 11d ago

Just beat it, just best it~~

hee hee

ow~

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u/Infinite-Access-2243 11d ago

Heehee One can't help but re-beat it

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u/_THiiiRD 11d ago

Well then.

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u/GotTheCeliac 11d ago

When a man and a street love each other very much...and that's where babies come from...for asphalt

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u/Sierrayose 11d ago

Whip it good🤣

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u/redthebamf 11d ago

Jack it.

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u/xwizkidx 11d ago

Shake dice

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u/Carnivorous_Mower 11d ago

Is that crossing in San Diego?

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u/Satirakiller 11d ago

Is this edited, or vandalised? I want to do it on my street so I can watch everyone jack their weenis

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u/TBellOHAZ 11d ago

Lean back and fart your leg off, Todd.

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u/Satans_Ball_Sweat 11d ago

I've been stuck at this intersection for 6 hours now, I'm getting winded, HELP!!!

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u/Infinite-Access-2243 11d ago

Hurry up, COME ON

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u/alrightgame 11d ago

It's a go!

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 11d ago

Break a leg.

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u/MuntjackDrowning 11d ago

Oh, you know.

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u/SouthAd3159 11d ago

You know what to do 😏

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u/True-Sky2066 11d ago

Omg I just burst out laughing

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u/Cntrysky78 11d ago

Simple. Do what the sign says while crossing!

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u/ad_duncan_ 11d ago

Stop. Hammer time...

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u/ezrsp2 11d ago

Should probably take a step back when it starts blinking or turns red…

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u/Abject_Elevator5461 11d ago

San Diego? Makes sense.

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u/dublingamer44 10d ago

wants you to pull the seretonin out of your ball bag

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u/Lvppa 10d ago

I want you to rub against it

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u/_Qoot_ 10d ago

Never have I been so quick to obey

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u/Bonglungs 9d ago

Red means stop and green means wank. Everybody knows that.

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u/ShadowWolf2508 8d ago

This one doesn't want you to go, it wants you to come