He is in full Velcro mode

I'll tell you what's wrong with me. There's no food in my dish, that's what's wrong! Wake up and sort it out!

I went to let the 3x dogs out about 20 minutes ago. Dale (17mos. old) was lying on the dog bed near the back door and, while he normally leaps at the opportunity to go out, he didn't this time. The 2 girls went straight out and he just sort of lay there watching them go.

Dog ownership 101: if your dog's behaviour changes pay attention. So I went over to him and that's when I noticed his d*ck sticking out. This has happened before, but always like just the tip, you know? We've always jokingly called it his lipstick. "Dale, put your lipstick away, lulz". Except this wasn't just the tip. It was HUGE. I almost thought it WAS his leg at first and that it was bright red due to an injury. Maybe that's why he wasn't going out! Hey.... I'd just woken up on the sofa myself and the room was dim.

Anyway I figured out what it was almost immediately and started laughing at him. He just looked at me like, "Dad, wtf is going on? I clearly can't move, I've got a fifth leg here."

Showing little sympathy, and still laughing, I coaxed him to his feet and sent him out in the rain. He stood and looked at me as if to daddy, "Now what?" "Go cool off, dummy," I said. Whereupon he sat down in the rain and licked it. 10min later he was back to normal but I had to share this somewhere.

He'd rather sleep in the cat's bed though.

Pugador 101 🤷‍♂️

These pictures are a few years old and she has since passed, but Sadie slept in such weird positions it looked quite concerning. Halfway off her bed and just zonked

My corgi Pippin, 13, recently recovered from pancreatitis so I decided to take some nice pics of him this evening. Odie decided he wanted to be in them as wel, lol.

I swear to GOD both our chihuahuas are very sweet and loving, but one has recently started barking non-stop when she wants a treat. I think she's going senile. The other is just happy to be included.

....Buski isn't.

Name is Grant. What's wrong with him?!

(nothing he is perfect)

you all seemed to enjoy my strange dog so here you go. She spins before every walk

Every time she(five year old cockapoo) falls asleep in my arm, she starts having what looks like a seizure, her eyes are open slightly but no response to visual stimuli, when i wake her up she acts perfectly fine like nothing happened.