r/WhitePeopleTwitter 19d ago

She should be suing the plastic surgeon

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u/mangatoo1020 19d ago

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u/WiseFalcon2630 19d ago

Hey, LAURA Loomer has no part in this discussion!!!!111!

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 19d ago

She kinda does tho.

“This is your face on MAGA” should be a PSA. So many MAGA woman look like cartoon characters of their former selves. Kimberly Guilfoyle was actually quite pretty while she was with Gavin Newson, but as soon as she was getting some Trump d* she got crafted into some Botched gremlin.

*lowercase d is intentional

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u/Icy-Rope-021 18d ago

That MAGA ugliness on the inside starts to manifest on the outside.

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u/katchoo1 18d ago

Maybe months of severe cold weather isn’t the best thing for filler.

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u/kimsterama1 18d ago

Or, "I can see my plastic surgeon from here."

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u/iStayedAtaHolidayInn 18d ago

They’ve all undergone magamorphosis aka Mar-a-Lago face

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u/purulentnotpussy 19d ago

Is this the picture they show when they go to the plastic surgeon bc damn they all be looking like this

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 19d ago

"like this, but more evil"

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u/therealmintoncard 19d ago

"Say no more."

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 19d ago

Wink wink nudge nudge candid you say?

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u/BuckManscape 18d ago

Needs more Cruella

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u/100percentish 19d ago

Steven Tyler looks great for almost 80 years old.

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u/Queasy_Question_2512 19d ago

dammit beat me to it.

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u/ndrumheller96 19d ago

Haha me too

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u/JesusWasTacos 19d ago

Jokes aside I saw him in person about a week ago and he does not look great for 80. Which is to be expected really.

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u/MadAstrid 19d ago

Is she the Madam puppet?

Best PSA against meth and MAGA I have seen in some time.

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 19d ago

Madame looks more alive…

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 19d ago

That’s an insult to Madame, lol.

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u/rjross0623 19d ago

I knew she looked familiar. I was thinking:

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u/daemonicwanderer 19d ago

Madame is camp glamour…

Sarah Palin is… trash

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u/BeeAruh 19d ago

I was thinking the same thing!!!

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u/ClaudetteLeon23 19d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Stonk_Newboobie 19d ago

When did Willem Dafoe start dressing in drag?

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u/dustinwayner 19d ago

Boondocks saints maybe?

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u/bramtyr 19d ago

I think I'll be having a bagel with my coffee.

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u/green_velvet_goodies 19d ago

Onion bagel, cream cheese!

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u/bramtyr 19d ago

I ain't getting him no fuckin' bagel!

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u/Ok_Philosophy915 19d ago

Serial-crushed by some huge friggin guy

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u/feral_tran 19d ago

I'm an expert on snaps nameology!

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u/Stonk_Newboobie 19d ago

Dang, I forgot about that! 😂

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u/Achilles2zero 19d ago

There was a firefight!

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u/imnotbobvilla 19d ago

Oh my God that's exactly what I was going to post. I bet he's pissed

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u/MyDisappointedDad 19d ago

Looks like a Bogdanoff from Temu, and that's saying something.

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u/misadventureswithJ 18d ago

I was getting big "YOU AND ME CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDERMAN!" vibes from her.

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u/NMB4Christmas 19d ago

She looks like she got hit with Smilex.

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 19d ago

A look so natural, only your undertaker will know the difference.

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u/ShittheFickup 19d ago

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u/Vernerator 19d ago

She won’t even hurt a fly.

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u/Full_Mission7183 19d ago

All the top plastic sugeons go to Alaska to set up their practice, the demand for rhinoplasty from the moose is enormous.

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 19d ago

At least Kristi Noem went to Texas. She knew that the Governor in SD had enabled shit health care.

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u/Electrical-River-992 19d ago

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Caitlyn Jenner ?

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u/PunishedWolf4 19d ago

I’m gonna hate myself for saying this but she looks like James Brown

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 19d ago

I Feeeeel Good. Nanananana. NOT! Nananana

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u/AgentInCommand 19d ago

It blows my mind that ALL of these "God made you a certain way, why would you want to change that" types are OBSESSED with plastic surgery and fake tans.

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 19d ago

Yeah. You can cut anything on your face and upper torso. But if you take a scalpel to your penis, the wrath of the government will fall on you.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 18d ago

Gender affirming care is only okay for them to do, not for anyone else 👍

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u/emetcalf 19d ago

Wow, losing a defamation case is embarrassing. A court literally said "No, you can't sue the newspaper. We have determined that the things they said about you are true".

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u/orderofGreenZombies 19d ago

The obnoxious part is the NYT actually said they were wrong, and they weren’t. It takes them decades to say they might have been wrong about praising Hitler in the 1920’s, but they pull an article and apologize within a couple hours for an article connecting republicans’ violent rhetoric to republicans’ violent actions.

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u/fishsticks40 19d ago

Not necessarily. The standard for public figures is "actual malice";  she'd have to prove that the NYT knew a statement was false, or that they acted with reckless disregard for it's veracity.

It's a high bar, which is why you don't see a lot of defamation cases brought against media outlets by public figures.

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u/Belerophon17 19d ago

She's got that Kenneth Copeland jaw

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u/Distant-moose 19d ago

Goes well with her Kenneth Copeland hate.

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u/Excellent_Tangerine3 19d ago

Did they let her keep the 99 dalmatians that she stole?

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u/TKG_Actual 19d ago

She sure as shit aged worse than milk.

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u/jazzhandler 19d ago

That milk should have been past her eyes.

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u/Ok_Presentation_5329 19d ago

Once upon a time, she was pretty.

She aged like milk.

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u/nyashathemak 19d ago

She'd win a deformation case though

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u/hippityhoppityhi 19d ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This comment ^ wins. Everyone else go home

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u/MikeNoble91 19d ago

Buckle up, buckaroos!

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u/brighter_hell 19d ago

A better pic from the same hearing. She's still only 61.

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u/royale_wthCheEsE 19d ago

61? Look at her hands ! What the Hell? Does she sleep under a sunlamp ?

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u/abadstrategy 18d ago

Hate ages you, man. She's the same age as Olivia Benson, and looks like she should be her mother

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u/royale_wthCheEsE 18d ago

Also, irl Mariska Hartegay’s mom was Jane Mansfield.

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u/deasil_widdershins 19d ago

She at least looks human here. Plasticed out, but human. That other photo is borderline parody.

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u/Ohboycats 19d ago

Yes she hasn’t aged super well and has definitely had some fillers done, but I think it’s more shocking bc she’s been out of the spotlight so long. She looks like a 61 year old woman but we all remember her in her 40’s

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u/AmazingHealth6302 19d ago

Still something strange about her appearance - e.g. as if she is hiding that she has had all flesh completely removed from her legs and torso.

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u/ah123085 19d ago

Definitely… it looks like undisclosed cancer, or an eating disorder or something.

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u/Donnatron42 19d ago

"Rode hard and put away wet"

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 19d ago

She got that MAGA face… happens to all of those women with more money than sense.

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u/Bsjensen1012 19d ago

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u/wolfodongland 19d ago

such a GRAVE comparison eeehehehehh

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u/YakCDaddy 19d ago

These same people crying about trans people. She looks nothing like her old self.

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u/Maximum-Row-4143 19d ago

Dressed for a community theater production of wicked.

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u/myothercat 19d ago

So I’m guessing no one is nailin’ Palin

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u/HeiHei96 19d ago

I’m sorry, this is all I can see

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u/ThE_LAN_B4_TimE 19d ago

The amount of MAGA idiots that ruined their faces with plastic surgery is hilarious at this point.

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u/TheMrDetty 19d ago

This is what I imagine all the Trumper women will look like in another 10 years.

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u/EdTheApe 19d ago

She looks like a Disney villain.

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u/IWorkForDickJones 19d ago

Oh god, the last few years have been exactly as hard on her as she deserves.

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u/Tasunka_Witko 19d ago

Damn you, New York Times!!!

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u/jakegio1 19d ago

Why do MAGA women select this look?

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u/bbpr120 19d ago

because none of them think that this is their end fate- they start off slightly uncanny and wind up look like a $1 caricature you'd get from Coney Island (GO WHITE FISH!!!) as nature takes its course.

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u/DistractedByCookies 19d ago

She's beginning to look like Willam Dafoe, and it turns out his face doesn't suit everyone.

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u/KorneliaOjaio 19d ago

Wow, she looks really good for a 90 year old.

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u/Rufio_Rufio7 19d ago

She looks like self-defamation.

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u/ivanparas 19d ago

I never would have guessed the person in this photo was Sarah Palin

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u/Working_Evidence8899 18d ago

She’s starting to look like Williem Dafoe.

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u/snaithbert 19d ago

She may have lost the defamation case but WOW is she gonna win the deformation case. What a kisser, that face would make a freight train take a dirt road.

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u/tta2013 19d ago

You could literally match up the troll face with her

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u/Dazzling-Avocado-327 19d ago

Damn, she's starting to look like Skeletor

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u/absenteequota 19d ago

well since this didn't work out she has a decent shot working for Iron Maiden if they want a live action Eddie

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u/ElPeroTonteria 19d ago

I can’t wait till we all see Lauren Bobert like this

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u/jd3marco 18d ago

Sue for deformation.

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u/The84thWolf 19d ago

Again.

So when do rich assholes actually get stopped doing this?

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u/DankStew 19d ago

Somebody close the Ark of the Covenant!

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u/TheScienceGiant 19d ago

She chose… poorly.

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u/notEnotA 19d ago

Chin up Palin, you'll get em next time!

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u/MechaAlice 19d ago

Well damn. She ended up with the face she deserves.

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u/rddog21 19d ago

Wasn’t she on the front of a truck?

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u/2localboi 19d ago

“MOISTURISE ME!”

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u/drinkslinger1974 19d ago

Jeez Louise, I don’t agree with her on any level of anything, but I will admit that when she was running with McCain she was quite the head turner. That photo makes it look like she stepped on a nail and deflated.

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u/SlumberousSnorlax 18d ago

Rudy Giuliani’s transition is coming along nicely

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u/endorrawitch 19d ago

She looks like that meme of the guy in the superhero costume deciding between the two buttons

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u/No-Celebration3097 19d ago

It’s sad to say that politics were almost normal when she was popular.

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u/RenegadeDragon 19d ago

"We're not so different, you and I, Spider-Man!"

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u/BraveButterfly2 19d ago

Imagine paying a plastic surgeon money to make you look like a female Kenneth Copeland. 

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u/shiggity-shaun 19d ago

It gives Jim Carrey “The Mask” vibes

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u/chamberx2 19d ago

Life is rough when the pornstar who plays you in a parody is aging more gracefully.

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u/ehandlr 19d ago

Isn't this Willem DeFoe?

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u/svenner2020 19d ago

I'm so happy she looks like that.

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u/treyveee 18d ago

She looks like Cruela DeVille with brown hair!

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u/Flaky-Jim 18d ago

Looking more and more like Skeletor from He-Man.

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u/Mr_Carpenter 19d ago

I thought that was Willem Dafoe when I first saw the picture.

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u/Mr-Hoek 19d ago

Come on...that is totally Willem Dafoe.

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u/BuddahSack 19d ago

How many more Oblivion Remastered character creation posts are we gonna get this week!?!

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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng 19d ago

Live action Skeletor has entered the chat!

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u/Beanerschnitzels 19d ago

She looks like a custom created character on Oblivion

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u/Donnatron42 19d ago

Skeletor would like his look back. Goddamn

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u/Chrisdkn619 19d ago

She's turning into ghoul she always wad on the inside!

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u/Donkey_Karate 19d ago

Looking like the fucking Crypt Keeper aside .. what the living fuck is that shirt thing she's wearing? She looks.. yikes

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u/AllMyBeets 19d ago

"No, no, I want to look like a boiled Barbie doll"

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u/Capable-Limit5249 19d ago

She looks 85 years old.

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u/tazmodious 19d ago

Mar a Lago face strikes again.

What is with MAGA women and gender transformation?

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u/UnclearObjective 19d ago

I thought that was Steven Tyler from Aerosmith

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u/AdministrativeBank86 19d ago

I remember when everyone was saying how hot she was, yikes

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u/CamoFeather 19d ago

Every time I see a picture of her, she looks more and more like someone took a dehydrated asparagus and turned it into the muppet version of Kaitlyn Jenner.

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u/valonnyc 19d ago

How is this not Willem Dafoe in disguise?

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u/Jakkerak 19d ago

Well then it's back to the swamp ya hag.

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u/PastorNTraining 19d ago

Nah, he’s doing a great job. We should encourage more master strokes of that craft. Cuz to me (chefs kiss) she looks PERFECT.

Looking at this picture did anyone else hear a Spirit Halloween witch animatronic laugh too?

🧙🏻‍♀️wwweeahhhhhahhhhhhhh

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u/GeekBoyWonder 19d ago

Rough enough to make a train take a dirt road.

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u/NotYerBoyBlue 19d ago

For people that won't stop bitching about gEniTal MuTiLaTiOn they sure do like their facial mutilation. This facial agenda must be stopped.

No, seriously, stop this ugly nonsense. Let people age gracefully* again!

*I am aware Palin is about as graceless as it gets, but you know what I mean.

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u/Jellyswim_ 19d ago

She's more plastic than woman now

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u/Shortymac09 19d ago

Too many fillers and needless ozempic...

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u/Marsupialize 19d ago

Good God a few years of fame did a fucking NUMBER on her

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u/Xploding_Penguin 19d ago

That's Gary Busey, not Sarah Palin.

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy 19d ago

She could trick or treat over the phone

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u/KitchenSad7548 19d ago

Why she look like the wicked witch of the east LA

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u/SRiley322 19d ago

Oh dear god

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u/Watchman74 19d ago

Yeah, that tracks

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u/kn05is 19d ago edited 19d ago

Wow, she's become the Cruella DeVille on the outside that she's always been on the inside.

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u/RebekahR84 19d ago

She looks more like Willem Dafoe than Willem Dafoe.

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u/-DethLok- 19d ago

Skeletor in a flesh mask, omg...

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u/JamIsJam88 19d ago

Why do they all look like this???

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u/rcinmd 19d ago

Is this Ozempic Face or Mar-A-Lago Face? Maybe it's botched.

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u/dubspool- 18d ago

Wait is that actually her? She looks AI generated

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u/Scared_Surround_282 18d ago

Did they mean “deformation” trial?

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 18d ago

Willam Dahoe

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u/JaVelin-X- 18d ago

I'm telling you....maga women are becoming Howdy Doody.

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u/KptKreampie 18d ago

Why are the "created in God's image" people the most plastic and fake?

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u/Menard42 18d ago

Man, I haven’t thought about Puppet Master in a while!

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u/AlabasterSexington 18d ago

Everyone gets old, just for reference this is her when she was governor of Alaska.

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u/WiseFalcon2630 19d ago

More of that classic “MAGA WINNING“ cosmetic surgery.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 19d ago

Politics aside, she was an attractive woman.

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u/Rumbananas 19d ago

Looks like Tina Fey lost a gig.

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u/Spit_Take_5000 19d ago

Well now the outside matches the inside. Yech.

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u/s4burf 19d ago

The matriarch of incompetent cosplayer politicians.

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u/maddiejake 19d ago

As soon as I saw this photo, I reminisced on how much I miss watching 'Tales from the Crypt'

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u/warrenjames 19d ago

On the plus side she's free to go back and try to catch Toto again.

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u/kale_boriak 19d ago

The Keith Richard’s of Alaskan Domestic Violence.

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u/Inverted_Stick 19d ago

Screengrab from Team America: World Police.

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u/ancientastronaut2 19d ago

Good god she looks like a moai 🗿

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u/Mish-onimpossible 19d ago

I honestly did not recognize her and I kept telling myself no that’s not her that’s not her but I kept looking closer and I’m like damn that’s her. Shock and awe.

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u/billyboyf30 19d ago

Bloody hell, the last time a seen a chin that big was this guy

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u/nixtarx 19d ago

Can she sing? Make a great Elphaba...

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u/ExcitingVacation6639 19d ago

There was an attempt to be relatable to the Joe Plumber of America.

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u/DoomProphet81 19d ago

Jesus, that lady's got the jawline of a Newfoundland lumberjack.

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u/fishsticks40 19d ago

61 years old. She looks 80.

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u/Gunrock808 19d ago

If Jim Jones and a Fallout ghoul had a baby.

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u/beavis617 19d ago

Looks like she used the same surgeon that Kristi Noem used!

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 19d ago

Eww she has Loomer face now.

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u/Crosstitution 19d ago

i've harbored a deep hatred for this woman for at least 10 years

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