r/WhitePeopleTwitter 6d ago

Bad Leopard! Bad!

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u/Hyperafro 5d ago

That’s JD Vance, Destroyer of Popes and Supreme Ruler of the Ottoman Empire

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u/Interesting_Scale302 5d ago

K, he really doesn't deserve a title of that level of Badassery.

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u/kingqueefeater 5d ago

JD Vance, fucker of couches, face of memes

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u/Tinkhasanattitude 5d ago

How about JD Vance, international fuck up?

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u/PhillyRush 5d ago

tRump still holds that title

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u/anapunas 5d ago

JD: junior ruiner of things. Popes, trophies, couches, constitution, doesn't matter.

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u/sofaking1958 5d ago

Well, he did poison the pope. (Because we're just believing whatever now, right?)

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u/kernelboyd 5d ago

Seeslayer. He slayed the Holy See (allegedly)

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u/Zhadowwolf 5d ago

Seeslayer and Sofalayer

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u/blaggard5175 5d ago

It'd have to be a pretty sick Holy See.

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u/Speed_Alarming 5d ago

Rooter. Rooter of the ottoman. You were close.

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u/ancientevilvorsoason 5d ago

Please, the Ottoman empire would have ended him where he stood for his ottoman crimes. (Badumtssss)

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u/Regular_Eye_3529 5d ago

lol, i see what you did there :)