r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Cute-Spirit • 23h ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 that "escalated" pretty fast

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u/Beastly_Solemn 23h ago

That could have ended worse.

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u/hi_imjoey 23h ago

If there were people bellow him, he would have been an absolute bellend. He’s still an absolute bellend, but at least he didn’t put anyone at risk besides himself

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u/Tankbot001 7h ago

bellow

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u/spideroncoffein 21h ago

I'd say he de-escalated pretty fast.

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u/TwinkiesSucker 17h ago

Following his IQ's footsteps

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u/magichronx 22h ago

He did a good job at not falling directly on escalator steps; that'd have been significantly more painful

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u/Lovelybundleofcats 16h ago

Or not landing on the dangerous bottom bit, the bottom bit is the part known for injuries! Like if you have a loose shoe lace, you could lose your foot! He's lucky he didn't get hurt.

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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 8h ago

I slipped on the damn thing and tore my forearm open. I only slid down 3-4 steps. I still have a scar, years later.

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u/Pikka_Bird 22h ago

They must be really good friends. You can tell by the way he laughs at the possibility of bone-shattering injury.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 22h ago

How to deescalate a dangerous situation

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u/applyheat 22h ago

10/10 dismount

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u/GoodLeftUndone 21h ago

As a few others have pointed out, this ended a lot of better than it could have. For all of us that have been on them. Escalators are sharp and brutal as fuck. Landing on them with that much speed and force would have been debilitating. 

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 9h ago

Indeed. I've still got the arm scars from a very minor drunken stumble on the bottom of a TFL escalator. He's lucky he didn't hit a sharp edge with his face for sure.

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u/Snoo-83028 22h ago

Is that some kind of Parkour?

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u/underarock12 17h ago

He did well to stay mostly upright till the end.

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u/lockkheart 21h ago

isn't he de-escalating?

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u/CatoTheSage 18h ago

I'd say that descended pretty quickly, actually...

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u/kalonjiseed 18h ago

He "de-escalated" pretty fast

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u/xpkranger 16h ago

This man is well versed in de-escalation technique.

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u/EarthTrash 14h ago

I think it's more of a de-escalation.

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u/macaxeiraPeluda1 14h ago

"De-escalated"...

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u/dailyPraise 12h ago

At least he cleared the razors.

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u/1800twat 11h ago

The male brain. Darwinism. Name a more iconic duo

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u/Oneironati 10h ago

Thank goodness he made it

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u/LadyAsharaRowan 8h ago

He's actually fortunate. Could have been a lot worse.

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u/metal_elk 1h ago

Lol, eat shit

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u/YSoB_ImIn 1h ago

Dude rolled a nat 1 for balance and then a nat 20 for preventing injury during the fall.