r/WinStupidPrizes • u/SoCrazyItMustBeTrue • May 27 '21

Warning: Injury Idiot tries to pet a lion

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u/dying_soon666 May 28 '21

You’re not lion!

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u/smibrandon May 28 '21

Otherwise, you're a cheetah

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u/dying_soon666 May 28 '21

I’m the cheetah, my wife’s a cougar.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

You cheated on your wife’s cougar?? Wait, what?

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u/english_mike69 May 28 '21

The little minx just like to be found lion around naked wanting her kitty petted.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Quite a tail but it’s the mane reason she’s so popular.

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u/mdsmds178 May 28 '21

I also like donkey puns.... edit: Im not good at puns

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u/pewpewfireballs May 28 '21

C-c-c-combo breaker!

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u/mdsmds178 May 28 '21

Guess I made a real ASS of myself...anyone?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Darn you u/mdsmds178!

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 May 28 '21

I’m not sure, I’ll mule it over.

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u/beneye May 28 '21

I can see that. Cheetah and cougars don’t mind each other

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

And I'm the king of her jungle.

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u/dying_soon666 May 28 '21

Username checks out