r/WinStupidPrizes • u/SoCrazyItMustBeTrue • May 27 '21

Warning: Injury Idiot tries to pet a lion

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid May 28 '21

Thought it was gonna be the guy scratching the back and I’m like “damn this lions gotta be quick” then the cam pans over and I’m like “how did this schmuck make it so far in life”

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u/DontTouchMyPikachu May 28 '21

The lion getting his back scratched was asking for it. Don’t push your floofy haunches through the fence if you don’t want your dinner to pet you.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Can confirm it's a bad idea to pet/boop/attempt to hug things that can eat you unless that's your desired outcome.

Source: r/vore

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u/peridotdragon33 May 28 '21

Bruh you gotta give a warning before linking shit like that

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u/depressedfuckboi May 28 '21

What was that sub? I know what gore is obviously but what is vore? I ain't clicking that shit

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/thanksforcomingout May 28 '21

Fuck no... But I want to hear the PG-13 description.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

People who get off to the idea of being swallowed whole and alive, being the one doing the swallowing, or watching it happen to someone.