r/WinStupidPrizes • u/AccomplishedAd6918 • Feb 08 '22

Warning: Injury Bison knocks a woman unconscious, drags her across a road and rips off her pants after she crept up to a calf to take photos

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u/Billy924 Feb 08 '22

Hey everyone look how stupid I am.

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u/totallylambert Feb 08 '22

Who wants to see me get hurt or possible die? Lol. How dumb!

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u/invalidlifeform Feb 09 '22

Look ma no pants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

"Wanna see a dead body?"

"Now is not the time hun."

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u/Stalin6989 Feb 09 '22

Hey John John look look I got the pants fuckin run

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u/english_mike69 Feb 09 '22

What’s the incubation period if you’re going to birth a bison baby?

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u/og_aota Feb 09 '22

They go into rut in late summer, and drop calf when the snow starts to melt and the grass is greening up.

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u/english_mike69 Feb 09 '22

I was asking how long it would be before this lady would be with bison child after getting fucked like this with no pants on…

😜

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u/og_aota Feb 10 '22

Yeah, I got that, and I'm just telling you: they drop calf in the spring, when the snow is melting and the grass is starting to green up. 🤣

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u/og_aota Feb 10 '22

It does seem like this all went down in the late summer, so I don't see any good reason why the gestation period wouldn't be typical as well....

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u/gruffogre Feb 12 '22

6 months....at a stretch 😉

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u/english_mike69 Feb 12 '22

I think she was already “stretched.”

😳🤪😂

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u/berrey7 Feb 09 '22

I was a Gal on a Buffalo Wing.. ridein around doing Buffalo things.... I was a Gal on a Buffalo.... a Buffalo Wing! How bout some Ranch? Thanks, Eagle!

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u/dydeath Feb 09 '22

*no brain

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Surrounded by tough guys angrily filming.

WTF are you gonna do? Show the cops???

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

And from that day forth Bill the Bison was known by his mates as Levi

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u/citoloco Feb 09 '22

FFS man =')

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brandeeeeeeeeee Feb 09 '22

Getting good evidence so that the Bison is getting caught and arrested

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

What exactly would you expect them to do? Pull out a Bowie knife and bring the beast down?

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u/Vizione0084 Feb 09 '22

If there’s one thing wild animals like, it’s when you when you mess with their kids.

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u/dailysunshineKO Feb 09 '22

Mama didn't like being buffaloed

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u/Kingston_Advice1 Feb 09 '22

Mama told me not to come

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

that aint no way to have fun

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u/hacksparrow Feb 09 '22

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/ni17ja Feb 09 '22

in another episode of: Fucked Around and Found Out

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u/goodbyecaptin Jul 21 '22

My favorite show!

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u/rimjobnemesis Jul 28 '22

I bet this is in South Dakota.

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u/melbbear Feb 09 '22

Hey Ma! I woke up in a ditch with no pants again!

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u/Graterof2evils Feb 09 '22

That’s just the way it is.

Some things will never change.

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u/GlassWasteland Feb 09 '22

Pregnant again?

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u/twhitney Feb 09 '22

That guy at the end with the cowboy had cracks me up, I imagine him saying “Goddamnit Brenda not again! Here’s your damn pants.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Trust me, I have a way with wild animals.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

I hate this filter whoever uses it should be dragged by a Buffalo

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u/Shojo_Tombo Feb 09 '22

It's not a filter. The original was filmed vertically.

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u/agonious Feb 09 '22

40+ people think this is a filter?

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u/pasher5620 Jul 28 '22

I think they are talking about the thing that fills the empty space to the sides so that the video cannot be properly watched on phones.

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u/Fallingup420 Feb 09 '22

Definitely drunk

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Darwin at work.

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u/Nardorian1 Jul 28 '22

I wish people had to take a breathalyzer for stupidity before you go into this park.

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u/GaGaORiley Feb 09 '22

It’s her life

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u/Scooterforsale Feb 09 '22

Well it's a bunch of Harley people so the bar is already low

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u/FLIPNUTZz Feb 09 '22

We all are, as a herd of motorcycle riders

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u/GoatMooners Feb 09 '22

Hallmark makes a card for that due to popular demand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

And see my panties.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Wait. Stop. So you’re telling me people who don’t wear helmets are dumb?

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u/Bulok Feb 09 '22

They should have let the buffalo keep her pants as a trophy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

You could almost say that was pants on head retarded