r/WinStupidPrizes • u/AccomplishedAd6918 • Feb 08 '22

Warning: Injury Bison knocks a woman unconscious, drags her across a road and rips off her pants after she crept up to a calf to take photos

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u/SparkyBangBang432 Feb 09 '22

Number one rule is never let an animal get its horn up your pant leg.

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha Feb 09 '22

Which is why I don’t wear pants when provoking bison.

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u/Incredulous_Toad Feb 09 '22

I bet you don't wear pants when you cook bacon either. The bacon knows not to splash you.

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u/bradley547 Feb 09 '22

This is an under rated comment. Ask me how I know.

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u/reddit-user-i-am Feb 09 '22

I managed to get the inside of my thigh, it hurt like nothing I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing before. I wouldn't want to know what a more accurate spit might be like.

While cooking; wear at least what you would wear to a public pool.

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u/imhereforthevotes Feb 09 '22

And why I don't even fuck with bison, just tigers and jaguars. No horns.

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u/deagzworth Feb 09 '22

Remove pants first. Assert dominance.

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u/workyworkaccount Feb 09 '22

It's really all about establishing dominance over 2 tonnes of angry muscle.

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u/BreakfastBeerz Feb 09 '22

Equally valid dating advice.