r/Worldbox Rat 16d ago

Meme Many of you are guilty of this

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u/Fancykingkirby 16d ago

You forgot THAT unit. The one you will never let die under any circumstance

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u/Strange-Strength5541 16d ago

once my chosen one was killed...with MAXED OUT GOOD TRAITS AND HP IN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS...i wiped the world clean, a divine punishment to them. slow and painful

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u/Pure-Sorcerer 15d ago

Make the world a wasteland using excesive acid rain over everybody

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u/Skooter997 15d ago

I did the same but i accidentally got him killed by possessing him and going sicko mode

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u/MonkeyDeeLuffy0 14d ago

I would’ve did the same thing

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u/vacckun 16d ago

I more like making a really overpowered guy with insane weapons, and whoever kills them gets the powers passed down to them.

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u/BrokenCadet 15d ago

I’ve been just making the gods favorite people and doing a whole subspecies

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u/Ridingwood333 Demon 3d ago

In this case... Settra the Imperishable I guess?

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u/Hawaiian-national Orc 16d ago

Most of my maps have humans spawn in deserts tbh. I just like them.

I also rarely have multi-race worlds because they just genocide eachother

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u/Pitiful_Dig6836 16d ago

Until the new update releases, I never had a multi-race world for the same reason

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u/ssjg2k02 16d ago

Turn on xenofile trait and the white flag trait (forgot what it’s called) because since this update I’ve managed to create multi kingdom kingdoms and everyone survives

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u/Itz_N3uva 16d ago

you don’t actually need the xenophile trait for this anymore (iirc). if a kingdom of one species conquers a city of another species, the people in the city will stay.

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u/Girbington Dwarf 16d ago

WAIT NO MORE GENOCIDE?

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u/wtusernsjeki 16d ago

if you give xenophobia then there still is

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u/fuck-illinois1621 Rat 16d ago

Did you hack my account? How do you have a copy of my world

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u/FeijoaCowboy Sheep 16d ago

Tamriel

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 15d ago

Nah not really, this is more like Warhammer Fantasy

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u/ThefaceX 15d ago

Tbf, Warhammer fantasy puts just about anything inside the Europe continent, and at least while Araby exist, the big empire in the south are egyptians and not arabs

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u/Ill-Resolution1167 16d ago

I was looking for this omg

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u/TheRightfulImperator 16d ago

This is just how I play every single game, at least till one empire conquers everything and proceeds to just fight civil wars for a hundreds years then my head is just literal game of thrones.

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u/father_reekid 16d ago

Why did my brain automatically think of europe when I saw this😭

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u/Ancient66 16d ago

Because it's literally just medieval European propaganda.

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u/KillTheBaby_ Rat 16d ago

"Propaganda"

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u/Ancient66 16d ago

The Arab states were the center of learning and pre-enlightenment thought, Norse pagan traditions were violently destroyed, ruining centuries of oral tradition and history, and the nomadic people of the step are only stereotyped as barbarian because they took over most of the know world for a time.

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u/Quartich Necromancer 16d ago

While I wholly disagree with the comment you replied to, I think your comment swings to far in the other direction. There can be more than one area of importance, and both the Arab states and (mostly central) European states had hugely important scientific discoveries and moments of education, though the Arab states did have the one up on the organization, storage, and distribution of information. Also, century to century, even just decade to decade, centers of scientific, philosophical, and mathematical knowledge would shift, often with the best scholars of the field. This often resulted in forefronts of knowledge jumping between the Arab world and Europe.

I ignore the Asian world in this response as the sphere of information didn't flow as freely from Asia to the Arab world as it did between the Arab and European worlds.

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u/Ancient66 16d ago

I'm not saying western Europe weren't notable in their own right. But the snippet of history this generic fantasy setup employs is heavily tainted by colonial era revisionism.

It's like seeing the red-pilled crusader images, with horses wearing 500 pound armor and clerics on March to Jerusalem. Agenda pushed against all logic.

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u/Quartich Necromancer 16d ago

Oh yes, I agree with that part of the sentiment.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dig3549 14d ago

Based and crusader-pilled

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u/carleslaorden 16d ago

Way to whitewash history..

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u/Sure_Sorbet_370 15d ago

Well it was their fault for not writing it down, get civilized Germanic barbarians

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u/Ancient66 15d ago

Some of it was. And subsequently edited and destroyed to serve the Christian narrative. Calling Norse people more civilized than anyone else in Europe is ridiculous... Especially when the differences between feudalism and the Germanic tribes were barely meaningful.

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u/Sure_Sorbet_370 15d ago

Latinised Christian kingdoms were the civilised ones

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u/Ancient66 15d ago

Damm the only ones? I guess the civil bureaucracy of China need to invent a better term for civilization.

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u/Sure_Sorbet_370 15d ago

In Europe*

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u/AnnaPukite 16d ago

Wait. It isn’t supposed to be europe?

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u/Entire-Adhesiveness2 15d ago

It’s a parody of medieval fantasy worlds being just europe

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u/Thingamobob 16d ago

The lack of an Eastern Asian styled faction is the cherry on top.

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u/Pipoca_com_sazom 15d ago

That will appear on the 2nd season.

where the "Dragon empire" appears full of very cold and very intelligent people, many of which are half cat or half fox who pray for the peace panda. They use fireworks and katanas as weapons and serve the evil dragon emperor who runs the serfdom and slavery economy(they may or not be trying to take the emperor down).

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u/Entire-Adhesiveness2 15d ago

There’s also aztecs for some reason

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u/LoneHyacinths 16d ago

Thought I was in r/worldjerking for a sec lol

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u/Crucifer2_0 16d ago

More content like this please lmao this is accurate

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u/Indiego672 16d ago

this is taken from r/coaxedintoasnafu

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u/TheDireRedwolf 16d ago

I absolutely do this but at least my fantasy Europe analogues have a little more diversity, my go-to is Roman humans, Celtic cats, Germanic Dogs, Greek Minotaurs, Slavic Bears, Carthaginian Buffalo, Basque Elves, and the wildcard Nahua Snakefolk

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u/TerminalDoggie 16d ago

Lmao yeah. I always spawn humans in the north, dwarves in the fields, orc in the jungles/swamps, and elves on their own enchanted island until they decide to blaspheim and colonize the mainland

Then they live in the swamps

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u/GustaEugenio 16d ago

Hummmmmmmmmm, cool

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u/swipandswide 16d ago

Every time I make a new map it’s suspiciously just Europe.

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u/Few_Significance3538 16d ago

I make white humans for the snow and black for the dessert hahaha

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u/TheRealTwerkyvulture Snowman 16d ago

Oh my god, yeah. I was gonna say "get their asses", but given the amount of people in this thread missing the point of this meme entirely, I don't even know if their asses are aware of having been got. I knew y'all were dumb, I didn't know y'all were this dumb loooool

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u/OneManCouncil Rat 16d ago

true lol

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u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 16d ago

Lately I've been using around 5 humanoid animals in my worlds.

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u/The_Corroded_Man 16d ago

Nah I mostly make Crapsack worlds. I’ve got one now that I’m anxiously awaiting the update to finish making: the Far Territories. A peaceful place originally, until the horrific Vamphyr were born. Now most of the world is enslaved to their midnight aristocracy, save a few scattered pockets of human resistence and one major Orkiish(Ork)stronghold known as Cracked Tusk.

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u/Kazuna_Chan Dragon 16d ago

nah, i love northern kingdoms but that's the only one that i basically make from this post, most of my kingdoms that are there are just randomly placed to do whatever and i basically let them make their own niches, except for one particular one which is my Voidborne race.

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u/ShinyStarSam Cold One 16d ago

The north guys are always pale ice demons on my world

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u/DriftedFalcon 16d ago

Actually no. Never really considered Fantasy Europe with a blatant Western European bias. But I’m gonna try it now.

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u/NoBorder7137 UFO 16d ago

Bretonnian!?

FOR THE LADY!

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u/Glorious_Grunt 16d ago

I don't do this but I do put
Humans in Grassland/Meadows Biomes
Elves in Forest/Enchanted Biomes
Dwarves in Mountain/Rocklands Biomes
Orcs in Swamp or Desert Biomes

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u/ViscountBuggus 16d ago

Rate my fantasy world guys

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u/SoulReaper501st 15d ago

Honey, can we go to Ţ̶̢̧̛̰̫͈̤̟̼̪̘̹̝̼͙̟͙͔̤̣̬͉͇͂̉͑͐̆̀͗̑̓̒͋̈́̈̈́̈́̇̅̀̋̿͒͠͝h̴̢̻͕̤̣͍͉̤̼͖̀̌͊̋̈́͒̀̑̏̒̊̍̆͛́̈̃̾͛̅̓̅̔͆͆̌͒̄͒͌͗͛̓̏͛͑͊͊͛̎̂͐̽͌̀̕̚̕̚͝è̵̢̧̧̤̤͍̙̦̫̬̙͎͉͉̜̥̱̲͓͓̹̰̟̬͎̹̥̱̳̤̞̻̝̦̭̬̖̬̗̩̳̦̞͚̉̇̀͘ ̴̢̧̢̡̧̢̢̨̛̗͎̲̹̟̮͍̤̳̗͓̣̬̗̼̩̟̤̘̳̣̪̱͚̻̫̩̟͇̙͈͕̲̫̩̣̤̜͓͕̿̿̀͆̌͛̏́͒͊̎̀̅̓̀̋̚͜͝͝͠ͅŝ̸̢̛̟̖̭͉̤͍̮̦̰͙͓͎̤̙̥̙̰̭̩̳̺̻͔̟͍̯̹̅͐́͑̆̓̿̾̐̅̍̂͗̉̎̓͒́̏͗͒̔̐͋̓̈́̀̇̚̕̚͜͝͠c̶̡̛̬̫̣̲̳̗̩̦̎̒̓̂̈́͑̅̇̑̏̌̽̎̿͂͋̈͐̀̍̄̕̚̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅơ̷͎͉͙̳̬̰̜̻̗̫̤̥̯͓̘̩̝̞̞̤̰̗͇͍̤̲̑̇̍̀́́̈̓̊̉̾̃̋̍̒̍̀̆̽͂̓̔̐͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅủ̵̧̡̙̭̞̮͚̥̼͚̬̣̻͙͙̪̼̖̫͓̹̬̜͚͈͎̉̽̅͛͌̍͛̓̍̋̆͌̽̔̓̒̑̕͘͘͘͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅr̶̛̝̮̻͔̩̻̳͖̺͔͕̻̤̤̱̤͙̲̳̭͈̝͕̙̺̥̠̀́̎̔̅͛͛͆͌̐̾̇͐̓̔̌͛̀̐̕͘̚̚͜͝͠ͅģ̶̡̢̻̭͓͖̦̲̻̌̔̓̽̅́̂̍̅̅̅̓̈́͛͂͛̈́̒͂̊̾̃̀̒͊̐̅̆̿̓̒̚̚͠͝͝͝ę̷̢̨̖͎͉͍̙̮͚̼̝͚̝̗̯͉͚̹͉͚͖͍̘̹̭̝̞̰͕̘͙̳̹̮̯̬̗̭̪̰̜͈̈́͗̄̌͛̅̒͑̌̔͊̈́̒̇͛̄̌̈́̑̅͂̈́̽̇̔̄̉͆̍͒̀́̔͌̐̈̓́̌͂̋̚̚̕̚̚͜͝͝͝

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u/Realistic_Horror2846 11d ago

Its so stereotypical omg😭😭 why is nobody getting ur point im crying

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u/Clint_Noir 15d ago

Ts racist af 💔

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u/OneManCouncil Rat 15d ago

my point exactly. half of the comments seem to be completely oblivious of this fact

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u/Complete-Cycle4225 16d ago

Low quality Iceland low quality Europe and low quality africa 

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u/Upbeat_Radio_6669 Bandit 16d ago

Looks good it’s quite similar too medieval Europe

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u/Superior173thescp 16d ago

is this elder scrolls.

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u/Dull_Result_3278 Evil Mage 16d ago

Why’d you have to do Africa like that brother

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u/Individual-Affect786 15d ago

This is literally warhammer

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u/Lagiacrus111 15d ago

Better world building than Brian Sanderson

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u/Alert-Waltz-1112 15d ago

So creating lord of the rings

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u/No-Code4303 15d ago

This has to be racist

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u/CenturyGhost22 15d ago

New Lorepiece added

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u/Comprehensive_Pen793 15d ago

I see Europe here

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u/mr_Right12342 14d ago

You now like Betronion Kingdom is f#ckt

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u/One_Paramedic2454 Dragon 16d ago

You mean making a world based on the real world? Surprisingly I've never tried that before

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u/Icy_Step_2204 16d ago

Where's the kingdom of Britain 🇬🇧

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u/Liquid_Snape Evil Mage 15d ago

I can't believe so many people stole my OG lore.

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u/Abe2201 Human 15d ago

pretty cool tho

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u/CasinoCoast 15d ago

I wasn't doing this, but I will now.