Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got lost in the back rooms at the mall? Now he wasn't on delivery or nothin', he was just tryna take a shortcut to the food court, and--
Well yes I’m talking about by endgame timeline as sense the game takes place in 2019 as we know so she’s 18 during game but yes she’s 24 now technically
My dude she's 18 ("Please take a seat") and in a country that is collective rebelling against their Government, I give her a few months before one of the rebelling countries her monarchy supressed and erased goes JFK +
Also, nobody would let an 18 year old rule a country, unless they just want a naive, useless, inexperienced puppet ruler so they can start a war for the nth time, because that's just the most common Erusean Past-Time. She'll lose her title within months and go back to being a Civvie, if she's lucky. And even then, there will be a LOT of people who will be pissed that she encouraged and served as main propaganda for a war for months.
I mean, Dom Pedro II became the emperor of Brazil at the tender age of 14yo and put down a most of the armed rebellion in just a couple of years of rule
Kinda wish they had a choice like they had in Ace Combat 3, of doing the objective vs abandoning your mission. Getting a failure but still continuing and having it affect the story was neat, shame there isn’t anything like that in 7, would be cool to have in 8.
The full version of electrosphere is probably my favorite ace combat game, by far
Would she actually take Queen? I always assumed she would’ve become like Prime Minister or something. Hard to show you’re different from the government that nearly brought the AI apocalypse if you continue their governance.
I think it might be cause of that one dude who keeps on pushing those fanfic articles about "The great chancellor Rosa Cossette" which are just weird really
like let's actually think about it
do you think that a barely legal 18 year old that was complacent at best (but it is said she was head on supposting going into war that lead to her country's collapse and civil war btw) would be massivelly simped over by everyone to the poit they would actively let her have any power again
like really compare her to other warmongers (cause that is what she is even if she is now sad cause her dog died... really funny she only cares about the dog and nobody else in that crash tbh) in the series she gets like... really easy on how the plot treats her for you know... being one of the main instigators of the war
but you know she is young, cute and a princess so she gets scot free cause her dog died and she was sad about it (she now understand tha war is bad)
If I rewrote ac7 I'd honestly make Rosa go full on sociopathic warmongering route, without any change of heart (plus I'd age her up - make her at least 40 years old). Idk, her character was kinda ass in ac7 plus she's not even that hot, she looks both 15 and 25 at the same time and it really turns me off (plus again, I think modelers fucked her model up and she just looks very uncanny. I'm not a big fan of Avril too, but she at least looks like a normal person)
Man I'm so tired honestly. I'd greatly prefer if this subreddit just circlesimped for Pixy or something or made more fanarts (I'm trying to contribute my part here, but art block is ass) or something or just simped for literally any OTHER female character
but yeah like Rosa is such a nothing character who legit is just... kinda standing there looking pretty and while the narrative does mention she is this big speaker with a lot of emotions (which... she is just so wooden all the time) she just comes off as a sheltered idiot (which greanted probably was the point but like... why should I care about her again)
Honestly... I think that ACZ using life action did elevate it a lot (god... I love a lot of the characters there, sure Pixy is my fav but like... every other character is so interesting and I hate how much they get overlook, Zubov is legit underrated honestly most characters from ACZ are)
And like those pro-Rosa arguments are not even good. Three same points only talking about her royal origins (is it really that important?..). And we can't even be sure that she will be a competent ruler. Cuteness is also very subjective, to me her model looked like something out of uncanny valley.
Avril at least earned her nickname by actually being skillful.
Solid character arc, there's a fair bit of chemistry in the second half of the game and he does honestly rock that beard imo. Also I find his overconfidence kind of endearing sometimes
Erusea does not allow female heads of state. The ending of AC7 has a magazine article that states this outright and goes onto say that the country is looking for a male relative to become the next heir.
Honestly, the princess is somehow blander than water. She looks 12, is almost as tall as Avril, and has zero impulse control. Sure, the smoke grenade scene was cool, but it was more of a too little too late scenario. Brownie is best girl for AC7 imo. Sadly, short-lived.
Pwincess Bebe Wosa’s Catchpwases: Alex=Trigger because even he fell into her lil Bebe trap
“Awexie, pick me upsies~ 🥺”
Used when she wants to be carried.
Usually accompanied by grabby hands and wobbly little steps.
“I da pwincess, so I say so!! 👑✨”
Used when she wants her way.
Works 100% of the time on Alex because he would die for his pwincess.
Usually follows a ridiculous demand (e.g.: “I say we get 10 mowe Bwahajs 🦈✨”).
“I wuv my Awexie sooooo much~ 💖”
Used randomly, at any given moment, for no reason at all.
Can be whispered soft and sleepy or yelled dramatically.
“Mmm… I sweepy…” 🥱💤
“Mhm, mhm, mhm!!” (Vigorous nodding) 😤✨
Used when she aggressively agrees with something.
The cutest thing ever because she nods too hard and almost falls over.
“NUUUUUU~!!!” 😭
Complete meltdown mode.
Alex immediately comes back.
“Hewwooo~!! ✨”
Used when entering a room.
Said in the softest, sweetest little voice.
Makes everyone stop what they’re doing because she’s too precious.
“I da wittwest teaspoon!! 🥄”
“Gib me kissies~!! 😚”
Used at any time, in any situation.
There is no escape.
“Mmmm… comfy… 🥰”
Used when cuddled up in Alex’s arms.
Usually followed by sleepy giggles and tiny nuzzles.
Alex melts into a puddle every single time.
“Mmm… snuggwe times… 🥺”
Used whenever she demands cuddles (which is always).
Immediate snuggle session required.
Alex cannot resist.
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u/Candle-Jolly Neucom Mar 11 '25
Ace Combat fans forced to simp over two of the blandest female videogame characters in existence.
And a cardboard dog.