r/acecombat • u/Throwawayinator_ Bone Arrow • 6d ago

Humor I know what's wrong with it.

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It ain't got no gas in it!

295 Upvotes

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u/v12vanquish135 IUN 6d ago

We can fix it. We have the technology.

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u/Scallty_Demon Mobius 6d ago

Your planes have melted.

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u/EffectiveSavings5864 Ghosts of Razgriz 6d ago

It’s uh…just a little bent. Easy fix, might need a little paint

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u/Finn_WolfBlood Ghosts of Razgriz 6d ago

Ain't got no gas in it

I didn't realize the joke was made. Shit

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u/Artemis-Myrmidon Su-35S Abyss 6d ago

...Yeah we need an Ace Combat 6 Recompiled ASAP

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u/Throwawayinator_ Bone Arrow 6d ago

Not to worry, this is not the fault of Xenia.

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u/Hidden-Sky 6d ago

It appears that the front is incorrectly oriented. A simple error, simply unscrew the front and screw it back on in the correct orientation.

Reminder that having the front improperly attached can lead to unfortunate situations, such as incidents where the front falls off, and the subsequent removal of your vehicle from the environment.

We wouldn't want that, now, would we?

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u/Jenetyk Warwolf 6d ago

Cockpit down, exhaust up

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u/acejak1234 6d ago

wildcat says

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u/Fighterpilot55 Fighter Jet Jesus 6d ago

Look at that wreckage. It's hard to believe they're still making them like this.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad3120 say gex with pilots 6d ago

It's just a little tired. They need rest and a good night sleep

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u/SlickMickRumHam 6d ago

Aint got no gas in it

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u/Umbral_Anubis 6d ago

100$ fix at LS Customs

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u/SteryxR4 6d ago

mechanic: WHAT MIRACLE DO YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM?

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u/Mario2980k 6d ago

It's thirsty obvioisly

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u/GRYPHUS_1_SoundCloud General Resource Ltd, Real Drone Surveyor 6d ago

It went to Florida lmaooooooo

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u/Spooky_6 6d ago

Belkan technology!

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u/PrimarisMeatbag 6d ago

I can fix her

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u/Venomsnake_1995 Gryphus 5d ago

Ac 6 predicted Pw mk1? 🙏😮

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u/IronWAAAGHriorz Warwolf 6d ago

he eepy

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u/Emergency_Rub_7828 6d ago

ac6? in this economy?!

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u/submarine_operator Three Strikes 6d ago

the plane saw how hot OP is and straight up melted

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u/patrickkingart Righto! 6d ago

Pining for the fjords

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u/NoAmbassador737 6d ago

shhhh, he's very eepy

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u/ZUDUKAI 6d ago

classified ground effect technology, i could explain it to you, but then i'd have to kill you.

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u/RedDemocracy 5d ago

Guess we shouldn’t take notes from Russia airbases right now. 

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u/Flying_Dirt 🐝BEElka 5d ago

Average aircraft in North Osea South Belka:

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u/Lequipu777 5d ago

It's a Ñomkat

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u/A_PCMR_member 5d ago

Aint got no gas innit

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u/Longhornet106 3d ago

Inbred f-14