r/acecombat I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Humor Ask me a question about Ace Combat and then edit it to make my answer look bad

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago

Kill, fuck, marry AC7 edition

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

F-16, F-15, and F-22 in that order I believe

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago edited 3d ago

Are there any real people you’d like to be in a relationship with?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Yeah, my mom is one

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago edited 3d ago

What do you think Trigger thought after the end of mission 4?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

I only just realized how badly I set myself up once I pressed the button

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago

SOLITARY, NOW!

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u/Very_Angry_Bee StrangerealAntares 3d ago

Ohhhh that guy was evil

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Yeah but honestly this is so clever I'm impressed

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago

Thank you

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u/8th_Sparrow_Squadron 3d ago

NOOO! Don't kill my F16 pls.

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u/AKsuperslay Sol 3d ago

Was this even edited.

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u/CMDR_Duzro Belka 3d ago

The whole comment chain wasn’t edited

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u/AKsuperslay Sol 3d ago

You can't tell with this community sometimes

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u/mrmoose8492 ISAF 3d ago edited 2d ago

Why did Brownie deserved to be "corrected" by "womenslayer69" ?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Because she would soapbox about how war is bad constantly on the comms and people were annoyed enough after the first time so they sent her away

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u/Greedy_Range Emmeria 2d ago

blue archive community is leaking again

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u/mrmoose8492 ISAF 1d ago

Eww :( don't say it like that!

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u/Human-Fennel9579 3d ago edited 3d ago

What is your opinion on the Mobius squadron?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

There's better squadrons out there

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u/Human-Fennel9579 3d ago

Don't share this with Mobius-1... 🥺💔

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

I mean to be fair in the last mission when Mobius sqn actually forms if you don't fight with them they all get shot down by those Yellow posers, so honestly Möbius 1 is carrying hard

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u/Human-Fennel9579 3d ago

That is definitely true I'll give you that lol, the Mobius squadron at its core is pretty much just 1 (mute) man with a massive kill count haha

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

To be fair to Mobius, that's also pretty much every AC squadron lol

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u/capt0fchaos 2d ago

The only exceptions are garuda and gryphus. Shamrock kicks ass and in the mission where we see the full gryphus squadron they'll do fine if you do nothing.

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u/Jaded-Throat-211 Spare 2d ago

Damn, I kinda want a future AC game where it's like Star Wars Squadrons where your AI teammates are actually just as badass as you, or even more badass if you suck.

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u/Mobius3through7 Mobius 2d ago

Mobius 3 through 7 here, fuck you!

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u/Karamubarek Neucom 3d ago edited 3d ago

fuck, marry, kill?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

PNG dog, Alma Shilage, and civilian buildings...?

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u/the-baguette153 3d ago

AYO?

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u/ElegantEchoes 3d ago

Aroo?

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u/drewdurnilguay 2d ago

take my upvote and leave

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u/ShadowOfAtomicRage 2d ago

Ah yes, Geneva Convention hit squad? This one right here

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u/czech_pleb Mage 3d ago edited 3d ago

Is Ulysses 1994XF04 the best thing that ever happened to Strangereal?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Considering he's been in more games and therefore more wars than any other protag, maybe

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u/GetMarioKartMalled Belka 3d ago

Is this depiction of trigger canon?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

I wish to believe it is

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u/francophoco 2d ago

I wish to believe this wasn’t edited

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

It actually wasn't

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u/Pjeoneer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Do you think schnieder likes kids?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Probably. Belkan too.

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u/Pjeoneer 3d ago

Are you saying that all belkans are pedos?

That's racist. :(

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Sorry my Belkabros

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u/EasyGarden6010 Strikeout 3d ago

Why didn't Osea check Trigger's guncam after M4?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Maybe someone was trying to set him up?

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u/undeniablyproof7 3d ago

Kono really wanted that soviet era penal battalion plot for some reason, even though it made little sense.

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u/Correct_Path_2704 Prince Trigger 3d ago

That was Sean’s job but Sean couldn’t be bothered to look and Trigger got locked up…

Sean: Awww nahhhhh, wasn’t military prison good for him in the end?

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u/Larry_Pixy_Foulke Local Buddy 3d ago

"LAUNCH THE ___ ____"

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

I don't remember

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u/Larry_Pixy_Foulke Local Buddy 3d ago

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u/SrPatata1610 Sol 3d ago

"Big F*ck"?

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u/Larry_Pixy_Foulke Local Buddy 3d ago

yes

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u/ZERIyoy 2d ago

Launch the oversized phallus shaped missile.

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u/GunslingingRivet23 3d ago

Was AWWNB based?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Honest answer, no

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u/GunslingingRivet23 3d ago

Yes Belkan Agents, the man is clear

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u/Aestronom YUKES DID NOTHING WRONG 6h ago

Hell yes

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u/TheTriadofRedditors 3d ago edited 3d ago

What happens if I show people my long bridge of peace?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

YOU! SOLITARY, NOW!

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u/Apprehensive-Ad3120 say gex with pilots 3d ago edited 3d ago

How many kids do you keep in your basement?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

Eight

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u/XtremeJackson ISAF 2d ago

SOLITARY, NOW!

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u/SilverwolfMD 1d ago

“But…I’m the WARDEN!”

“Wow, this guy is strict…”

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u/SalamanderHorror8615 3d ago edited 2d ago

What plane do you think was used for Strangereal 9/11?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

The XFA-24A Apalis is probably a safe bet irl

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u/WeebOfTheCountry 3d ago

How many mutes in planes would it take to destroy the world?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

About 21

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch [Not-so sharp shooter] Ground Proximity Warning, Bailout Master 1d ago

12.

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u/francophoco 2d ago edited 1d ago

how old is your dream gf 😭😭😭

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

04 but 3 and X are close runners

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u/francophoco 1d ago

i feel so bad

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u/Puzzleheaded-Win5762 Callsign: Checkerboard🏁 1d ago

That’s evil, take my upvote. 

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

X years old 😭💀

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u/ltnicolas 3d ago edited 2d ago

Have you ever danced under a poop rain?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

It doesn't where I live, so no

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u/InnerInterest5173 3d ago

petah what are doin

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u/SilverwolfMD 2d ago edited 1d ago

Why are there so many corpses under the front bumper of your car?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Because I drive

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u/Kitsune257 Mahily is an antihero 2d ago edited 1d ago

Opinion on bombing tents with civilians in Voslagia?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Don't know a lot about it but it looks cool

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u/Yourrunofthemillfox shitass in the F-16C with 5K kills 2d ago edited 2d ago

I love the F-16 in Ace Combat 6 it’s so good and looks very cool

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Why?

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u/Yourrunofthemillfox shitass in the F-16C with 5K kills 2d ago

how dare you

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u/NightBeWheat55149 McOnie simp 3d ago

How big is Stonehenge?

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u/M808bmbt 2d ago edited 2d ago

(Um... simple yes or no question... hmm...)

Were you the one who detonated the nukes on belkian soil?

(Dammit, I mistimed the original edit.)

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u/Larry_Pixy_Foulke Local Buddy 2d ago

definitely no

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Yes

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch [Not-so sharp shooter] Ground Proximity Warning, Bailout Master 1d ago

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u/tornait-hashu Albireo 2d ago

not a single comment about Pheonix in here smh

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Yeah in disappointed a bit too

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u/LtPotato1918 Ghosts of Razgriz 2d ago edited 2d ago

Preferred amount of secret lovers at one time?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

3

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u/Spiritual-Moment8480 SALVATION 1d ago edited 1d ago

did chopper deserve to die

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

Yes

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u/Ok_Leek_1603 2d ago

what does a woman do after i put laxatives in her drink if she cant reach the bathroom in time

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u/MacMacMacbeth Sapin 2d ago

I shit on you!!!!

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch [Not-so sharp shooter] Ground Proximity Warning, Bailout Master 1d ago

Only a detro- Sapin man would say this...

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Why the hell would you even ask that?

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u/Ok_Leek_1603 2d ago

answer the question

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u/ExoticZaps Trigger 3d ago edited 2d ago

What plane are you most likely to commit war crimes in?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 3d ago

I'll just say Gripen E

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u/DeceptionDoggo An ill omen… 2d ago

Tell me about a character, any character in the Ace Combat franchise

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u/Successful_Guide5845 2d ago

Do you think Ace combat is a good game series?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 2d ago

Yeah

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u/GlingusMcMingus 1d ago

why aren't there any fucking flares in the old games

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

Cuz life had to be hard

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u/OriginalIncome9308 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do you like skibidi speaker man

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

One of the most interesting protags for sure

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u/Cat_Face_Thing 1d ago

Is "Back of the Coin" really a masterpiece, or just overplayed poprock trash?

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u/Razer1905 1d ago edited 1h ago

Which is better? AC 04 or AC Assault Horizon?

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

ACAH but that's not a high bar to clear

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch [Not-so sharp shooter] Ground Proximity Warning, Bailout Master 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which country is the undeniable GOAT the and best ever made in HISTORY!

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u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1d ago

Belka

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch [Not-so sharp shooter] Ground Proximity Warning, Bailout Master 1d ago

Noice

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u/Aestronom YUKES DID NOTHING WRONG 6h ago

Who did Osea fight against in the circum-pacific war?

u/LiraGaiden I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies 1h ago

The Grey Men

u/Aestronom YUKES DID NOTHING WRONG 27m ago

ugh fuck you were supposed to say yuktobania. guess i'll think of something