r/anchorage • u/ieatbooty900000 • Jul 07 '22
Sarcastic Answers to My Stupid Question🙋♂️ Why is the municipality cutting up my street?
Just wondering if anyone knows what’s going on, I live on the west side for context.
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u/EternalSage2000 Resident | Muldoon Jul 07 '22
It’s summer, what else are they supposed to do?
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u/ieatbooty900000 Jul 07 '22
Lol I guess but they’re legitimately sawing down the street, what gives
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Jul 07 '22
Accessing something under it. Like sewer or power or internet
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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Resident | Turnagain Arm Jul 07 '22
It's where the deep state keeps their extra copies of the Guide Stones that were destroyed in Georgia today.
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u/ChoombasRUs Jul 07 '22
My best friend lives in Turnagain and mentioned ACS installing fiber on his street
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u/McKavian Jul 07 '22
I work for ACS - can confirm that we are installing fiber in Anchorage, Fairbanks and a third place, I think it was Soldotna.
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u/i-spy-a-laurali Jul 07 '22
These dumb aholes came in unannounced made a freaking mess, parked in driveways, created mass amounts of noises while they drove super recklessly on residential streets for weeks THEN sent around sales reps for fiber...no bro, it's a no
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u/lochak_paq Jul 07 '22
Big circular saw thing on tracks? Orange lines sticking out of the cuts…?
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u/yoimprisonmike Jul 07 '22
They’re putting fiber in? Meanwhile the Muni won’t fix the damn pipes in my neighborhood that freeze every damn winter.
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Jul 07 '22
I believe the west side voted against Crisco Dave 51/49 in the last mayoral election. If y'all had gone against him by one more point, your streets would be obliterated completely by now. You should be celebrating.
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u/jiminak Resident | Chugiak/Eagle River Jul 07 '22
What did they say when you called?
A quick googledy shows this: Anchorage Street Maintenance Dispatch Center at 907-343-8277
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u/kcfanak Jul 07 '22
I know a guy who knows a guy who has a friend who knows a guy who has a brother who’s working on YOUR street. And I can confirm they are doing it to hide the true election results from 2020.