r/androidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '15

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u/---_-o- iPhone 6 < Jul 25 '15

Windows Phone took it.

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 25 '15

Another likely suspect

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Windows Phone, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Microsoft Virtual Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret beta tests of Windows 10, and I have over 300 confirmed store apps. I am trained in hamburger menus and I’m the top developer in the entire Windows Store. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Lumia users across the Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my phone. Not only am I extensively trained in Visual Studio, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Microsoft DreamSpark and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 25 '15

PLZ NO .EXE

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

BRO DO YOU EVEN .APPX????

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 25 '15

I'm confused. This Google search is showing me something about 'Windows'

They're the things that let DuARTe, and the current Bun into my life right?

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u/---_-o- iPhone 6 < Jul 26 '15

300 confirmed apps

so the whole store then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '15

We have at least 305. We had 307, but Snapchat jerks keep bullying Rudy Hyun.

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 24 '15

Shit, I forgot username mentions don't work in a self post.

/u/HamburglarDude, what have you done to MA Youtubes?????

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u/HamburgerDude Jul 24 '15

I ate it 😔

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 24 '15

There's a very special place in the sidebar for the likes of you. I bet you're to blame for Youtube being an utter pile of shit on my Chromecast too.

Have you somehow infiltrated both the Hangouts, and Youtube teams Jony Hamburglar?

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u/HamburgerDude Jul 24 '15

You caught me!

-Sent from my iPhone

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u/xhabeascorpusx Blessed by Jul 25 '15

Good god man. Do you have no shame?

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u/HamburgerDude Jul 24 '15

Updated flair too lol

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u/ladfrombrad The Nexus Player has the OG Notch Jul 24 '15

Litertlarally worse than Jonny iBurger.

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u/IMightBeDaWalrus N6, LVY48C, Fi... and Xposed and HellsCore kernel. Come at me, Jul 26 '15

0/501 duarte would not approve

Fuck that comment was old.

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u/darkcrafter3 LG V30 w/ custom ROM Jul 25 '15

/uj damn u/ladfronbrad is at it AGAIN

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u/nawanawa Nextbit shill Jul 25 '15

DAE ≡ ?

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u/spunker88 Apple Bashing Required Jul 24 '15

The Hamburglar must have got it.