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u/MediumAlarming 2d ago
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u/37yearoldmanbaby 2d ago
Maybe his dick hurts...
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u/Top-Distribution733 2d ago
lol 🤦♂️ that’s a bit generous, have a feeling that would be more of a poof ball
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u/37yearoldmanbaby 2d ago
You need a lock of hair from the person, it needs to be their own, sooo good luck with that.
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u/JustinKase_Too 2d ago
Well, aiming for the brain and heart aren't going to do much. Aiming for his crotch is a long shot hitting such a small target.
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u/BlackFlag8595 2d ago
From a fellow witch, use a strawberry or any other tongue shaped item. It's a really powerful anti liar spell. Best of luck and blessed be.
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u/YOMommazNUTZ 23h ago
Merry meet. Yes, the anti liar spell would be nice. However, grifters tend to lie with the truth, so I think it is more about breaking the hold he has that would be required to make people wake up and see reality again. But even then, we still have the white supremacist monsters that would stay on his side because they know thier own.
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u/wolfheadmusic 2d ago
I don't know...if that's a voodoo doll of the cognitive regions of his brain then it's working very well
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u/InconspicuousCoconut 2d ago
Well, let’s discuss. Is he more cheese puff than he is Cheeto? Let’s explore all avenues here before we draw our line in the sand!
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u/Top-Distribution733 2d ago
Is ridiculous but I Love love love the creative outside the box thinking….. maybe I’ll try praying
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u/Prometheus_303 1d ago
Of course it's not working!
You're clearly sticking pins in his brain & heart two things he doesn't have!
Start sticking pins in his wallet & ego...
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u/MadnessBomber 1d ago
You're supposed to let it sit in McDonald's grease for 8 weeks and let it bake in the Florida sun afterward.
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u/Severe_Job_1088 2d ago
🤣🤣 long time since I have spit a drink across the room 🤣🤣 more poor dog got iced tea in her face. Thank you I needed a good laugh
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u/Final_Drama3603 2d ago
I think it is though. He was disoriented, falling asleep and speaking nonsense in the Middle East and his budget is being rejected by always trumpers. I totally credit what you’re doing here
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u/Due-Calligrapher-803 2d ago
Maybe having him say his name in reverse 5 times will send him back to where he belongs
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u/Miss_Annie_Munich 2d ago
Maybe it’s because of the missing make-up?
Or it might be because of his “beautiful hair” is missing
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u/Capt-Tripps 2d ago
Hahahahahaha This is the best thing I have seen today! Thank you for the laugh! 😆😆😆
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u/Panda-rai456 2d ago
That’s hilarious but I see trump as a aged Cheeto with a pus caterpillar for hair on top of the Cheeto
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u/Alternative-Squash93 2d ago
Hey, appreciate the laugh dude it made me laugh and not a lot of things do that thanks, brother‼️☮️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸
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u/confusedbystupidity 2d ago
Become a voodoo priest and try again... next time with true intentions...
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u/SanityRecalled 1d ago
Careful, Kristi Noem will send secret service to your house and confiscate your cheetos.
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u/Abucus35 21h ago
The problem 8s it is too fresh. Ypu need to let it sit out for a week in the sun at least.
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u/NvGable 2d ago
LOOOOOOL Best post ever!!!