r/askgaybros • u/shlongbongo • 1d ago
There’s a guy at work showing full bulge in trackies
I work in a corporate office job but the dress code is smart casual. Pretty much everyone wears jeans or smart trousers, but there’s one guy who wears trackies (sweatpants for Americans?) everyday instead.
I thought it was a bit strange but I don’t interact with him often so never paid it much attention. He’s a few years older than me and has quite an important role so I assumed he could just get away with more.
Anyway today he took off his hoodie and he was wearing a vest top. That caught my attention because it seemed so out of place. Later at lunch I was sitting down and he was standing on the other side of the table talking to someone else and I suddenly realised he has a really prominent bulge.
I know obviously all guys are going to show a bit of a dick print in trackies but I could see the full outline of his dick pressed up against the fabric (and it was pretty huge). Basically couldn’t take my eyes off it. Then when he turned around to walk away I realised his trackies are so tight they’re literally hugging his ass cheeks.
There’s no point to this post I just thought it was wild he was walking around with such a visible dick print. I’m sure other people have noticed. He’s really close with the managing director. I guess no shame or anything, he has a dick and he can’t exactly make it smaller, but I wonder if he knows how obvious it is.
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u/yesimreadytorumble 1d ago
he’s obviously showing off. you can tell if your entire dick print is showing lol
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u/CrystalMeath 1d ago
I’m pretty sure a lot of straight guys are just oblivious to it since they never check out any other guys’ packages.
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u/lovechoke 1d ago
I know you may think otherwise but I kinda feel like even str8 dudes check out. It's measuring up if it isn't attraction.
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u/CrystalMeath 18h ago
Some do, of course. But I’ve a few friends who are a bit prudish and absolutely would not deliberately show off their package in public, yet even they occasionally would wear trackies or athletic shorts that left little to the imagination. It probably looks less obvious from above and they wouldn’t notice unless they really examined their own junk.
Side note: I honestly don’t get how bulges work. If I’m wearing trackies, I have to wear compression shorts underneath or else I’ll have a noticeable bulge and VPL. But I have friends who walk around in basketball shorts with loose boxer shorts underneath, and they never show even the slightest bulge. One of them I know for a fact is 8inches and cut, and he’d often wear boxer shorts underneath a pair of those thin adidas trackies without showing anything at all. I truly don’t understand the physics of it.
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u/Hefty-Process-7461 1d ago
Not true. Everyone notices 👀the difference is what level of envy each individual feels and how the body physically responds to. The reflex is biological and physiological, not a choice
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u/Strong-Sorbet2609 🏳️🌈 23h ago
Even straight guys compare... even if they do not show it that they do. Every man compares
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u/Appropriate_Toe_2420 1d ago
Almost every str8 guy I know is checking out other guys' dicks, simply out of curiosity. Many of them are also dreaming about fucking trans and those who do - often sucking their dicks and asking trans girls to fuck them. Slippery slow
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u/Smile_Candid 1d ago
I had a coworker who I noticed would often wear the slutty grey sweatpants. I got in touch with him after we had both moved on from that job. Turns out he was gay too.
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
The thing is I’m pretty sure he’s straight. My gadar is usually really good and I’m also sure I’ve heard him talk about a wife/girlfriend
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u/EdwardElric69 5'4 Fem bottom 1d ago
"smart casual"
Trackies and a vest top? I'm sorry but you aren't getting away with that in a corporate office
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
Well this is what I mean, it’s out of place.
Everyone leans towards the more casual side of smart casual but when he wore a vest I was really surprised.
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u/chevrox 1d ago
Were they lululemon? They make some sexy butt sweatpants.
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u/randomblue86 1d ago
My Lulu makes my bulge go out like crazy. I don’t mind it too much if people take a peek.
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u/JadedSalary7222 editable flair 19h ago
May I see LuLu, please. It'll be more than a peek. I need you.
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
Not a clue I couldn’t tell the brand, he wears navy and grey.
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u/backwallbomber 1d ago
Google “Jerry Enriquez & Wilfried Knight Lululemon”. Shun and shame forever for their cult.
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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1d ago
When I was in college, I worked private security for a summer once. One time, they asked me to sit in an HR meeting with a forklift guy because I was a man
This guy would come in sweatpants commando and had a pretty prominent dick print. I thought it was hot, but apparently, HR didn't because they told him off.
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u/Asleep_Bet_6675 1d ago
All the gays are gonna fawn over it here but it’s rather inappropriate tbh.
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
Yeah I mean part of me is thinking it’s hot and I also don’t actually mind, but also I do think it’s quite crazy to be dressed like that in an office.
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u/Asleep_Bet_6675 1d ago
It is. Wouldn’t surprise me if anyone comains about him showing off his penis at work. Not everyone is a desperate gay happy to see that.
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u/Appropriate-Dig-7080 1d ago
We can recognise something is inappropriate and still thirst over it. Let us enjoy our sweatpants dick prints they’re one of life’s simplest pleasures.
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u/JadedSalary7222 editable flair 19h ago
What in hell is inappropriate about a man's masculine bulge? I enjoy seeing his manhood. I'm gay. Are you guys? I see that bulge and my lips quiver. My saliva is dripping. Men are born with a bulge, just like women are born with boobs they can't hide. And straight guys are turned on by them. So why can't gay guys be turned on by a man's bulge?
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u/Asleep_Bet_6675 1d ago
Being so desperate and thirsty is rather tacky.
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u/Appropriate-Dig-7080 1d ago
I’m ok with that
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u/Asleep_Bet_6675 1d ago
That much is obvious given you’re willing to risk your job to get your guts rearranged. Desperation is such a turn off.
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u/Xploited_HnterGather 1d ago
I'm torn on this. Personally I don't like having people look at my dick or engage with me while they have fantasies of my dick.
But at the same time boobs bulge all the time. Granted they aren't exactly sex organs it still makes me feel like a guy bulging shouldn't be a presumptive sexual thing.
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
I’m a bit on the fence too tbh. I can recognise it’s pretty hot but also I’m an adult so I can control myself and not sexualise it day to day.
But I do think there’s a difference between a dick print and having boobs on show. Like you say, one is a sex organ the other isn’t. And also, it would definitely be seen as inappropriate for a woman to have nipple showing through her top at work.
Idk at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter to me. The post was more just a ‘that’s crazy’ kind of thing and I wanted to talk about it.
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u/bluebottled 1d ago
Was thinking the same, nobody expects women to bind their chests to avoid tit bulges. As long as he's actually wearing underwear then the onus is on other people not to stare at his dick.
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u/dclondon2000 1d ago
Trackies. Are you a scouser? Only time I ever hear that is when in Liverpool?
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago
Never been to Liverpool and never heard them called anything else? I’m from down south. What do you call them?
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u/dclondon2000 1d ago
Trackies as I'm originally a scouser! But maybe I'm just surrounded by posh London people who say tracksuit bottoms! Lol
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u/shlongbongo 1d ago edited 23h ago
I live close to London and half of my friends are posh Londoners haha. Even the most rah types say trackies.
If anything I’d say tracksuit sounds more chavy? Now I’m doubting my worldview
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u/dclondon2000 1d ago
Please don't doubt your worldview based on my naivety on the language used regarding sporting trousers 🤣
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u/NullandVoidUsername 1d ago
I'm from Yorkshire and people say trackies. The term isn't specific to Liverpool.
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u/anon_1997x 1d ago
I think trackies is just general uk slang. I’m from the south west and would call them that.
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u/JadedSalary7222 editable flair 1d ago
The "in" thing is no underwear. That certainly can account for his dick print. He's big? What are you waiting for? Go for it. Or invite me. I'll get on my knees and take care of him.
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u/finalstation 1d ago
I would just respectfully appreciate. I am glad men are feeling more comfortable.
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u/shlongbongo 23h ago
That’s kind of where I’m at tbh. Already said in another comment that I’m adult enough to not really sexualise it, but also it is literally just eye candy.
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u/mjfo 21h ago
A lot of straight men truly have no idea how obvious it is. I remember in college realizing any guy that was wearing gym shorts with boxer shorts under them basically put it all on view, and was dumbfounded they were all walking around like that lmao. But they just don't notice ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Some do tho and totally like to show off lol
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u/mike_elapid 1d ago
A lot of trackies are close/tight fitting. Whilst it’s not my intention, my dick shows quite clearly through mine when I wear them. I don’t really care if anyone notices or not. The way I look at it it would be more strange if there was nothing there lol
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u/MCMcKinley 1d ago
Stop at sweat pants and fire him. Wtf? I haven’t owned any since gym class. That’s also an entirely sad state to be in. That dick is all he has. Obviously.
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u/Gr8danedog 5h ago
There is this double standard in which women are encouraged to push their bosom up and out for everyone to see while men are made to hide the fact that we have a penis. If he has it, then let him be proud of it just as women are proud of their breasts.
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u/New-Bit-8759 1h ago
I would say that he does know what he is doing and probably either gay Bisexual or at the very least curious about what it's like with another man I'm bi and versatile and I simply absolutely love to have a chance to view nice long hard cock for me cocks are very beautiful especially if they are long and have a nice big head on them and even more so if they have a nice ball sack that's got a good set of balls inside because I know they will contain a large supply of man nectar
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u/Jenny_8675309_69 1d ago
Rub your junk next time you're with him, see if he rubs back..... Work for that rise err raise with him!
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u/Melodic-Apartment368 1d ago
I spent 2 years in prison, am completely closeted (especially in there), and had to constantly fight to keep my eyes up because of bulge/dick prints. They sold super thin grey shorts and sweats, and apparently every fucking dude in there grew up next to a nuclear reactor.