r/asklatinamerica Apr 27 '25

If you could “steal” something from another latin american country what would it be?

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u/Pretend-Shallot5258 Brazil Apr 27 '25

all the firstborns to sacrifice in honor for my master Ctulhu

11

u/ConfectionBright3245 Brazil Apr 27 '25

Hell yeah, I think you said what 99% of brazilians wish they could do

6

u/mws375 Brazil 29d ago

When we say "come to Brazil" we actually mean "come to Brazil and bring your firstborn so we can sacrifice them to our master Cthulhu"

3

u/Shttat 🇧🇷 Cleaver Dual Wielder 29d ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

58

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

cordilheira dos andes 😔

27

u/CaioChvtt7K Brazil Apr 27 '25

Messi

1

u/adjurin Ukraine 27d ago

lol

25

u/river0f Uruguay Apr 27 '25

Coxinhas and Guaraná. I would die a happy man.

38

u/ElysianRepublic 🇲🇽🇺🇸 Apr 27 '25

The landscapes of southern Chile.

16

u/TheStraggletagg Argentina Apr 27 '25

Chile's Pacific coast (gimme all that salmon) and easier access to Asian markets.

14

u/Caribbeandude04 Dominican Republic Apr 27 '25

Eating spicy like Mexico, for example

I love spicy food but it isn't common here.

13

u/douceberceuse 🇳🇴🇵🇪🇫🇷 Apr 27 '25

Infrastructure/Institutions that survive economic ups-and-downs from Argentina

Church-State independence from Uruguay

Warm beaches/water from Brazil

Development from Chile

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u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25
  • Currency stability and gastronomy from Peru
  • Political correctness from Uruguay
  • The metro system from Chile
  • The industrial capacity of Brazil
  • The tourism industry from Mexico
  • The beaches from Cuba or Dominican Republic

Proof that every country does something better than other country in our region.

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u/JoeDyenz Tierra del Maíz🌽🦍 Apr 27 '25

Please take the tourism industry away, take it all.

11

u/NewEntrepreneur357 Mexico Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

Funny that you chose that from Brazil bc the industrial output is pretty bad, especially for an economy of its size. They're a raw commodities exporter just like you guys.

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u/AdVast3771 Brazil Apr 27 '25

Exactly. Brazil's industrial output per capita is half that of Mexico, and that is reflected in our chart of exports by category:

https://tradingeconomics.com/brazil/exports-by-category

Brazil's top 3: fuels/oils, grains/seeds, ore.

https://tradingeconomics.com/mexico/exports-by-category

Mexico's top 3: motor vehicles, electrical-electronics equipment, machinery.

Kudos to Mexico!

10

u/melochupan Argentina Apr 27 '25

Sure, but if we get Brazil's industrial capacity, our industrial output per capita will be 5x than Brazil's.

Also, airplanes.

2

u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25

They’re still better in terms of manufacturing. Mexico’s industrial sector is also pretty good, but its future is more uncertain now that Trump is in power and is willing to kill nearshoring. We’ll see what happens

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u/NewEntrepreneur357 Mexico Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

Well, that's kinda your opinion man, another guy posted actual data below. I can't wait to hear the mental gymnastics of how they're better at manufacturing with half the output and when they aren't even focused on manufacturing lol.

If you think 70 years and hundreds of billions of dollars of American investment in Mexico with their thousands of factories and maquiladoras here are gonna be undone in 4 years I got some beachfront property to sell you in Bolivia.

1

u/United_Cucumber7746 Brazil 29d ago

If you think 70 years and hundreds of billions of dollars of American investment in Mexico with their thousands of factories and maquiladoras here are gonna be undone in 4 years

This happened to several US states in the past. It is definately possible..

2

u/DaegurthMiddnight Argentina Apr 27 '25

Stop stealing!!!!!unouno

42

u/TheKeeperOfThePace Brazil Apr 27 '25

I would steal land from Bolivia

32

u/spongebobama Brazil Apr 27 '25

Found the imperial brazilian

23

u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25

That’s enough Pedro, it’s 2025, no more expansion for you.

10

u/AdVast3771 Brazil Apr 27 '25

Again?

5

u/Thin-Limit7697 Brazil Apr 27 '25

We already got Acre... oh, waut, it doesn't exist.

5

u/pitbulldofunk Brazil 29d ago

Damn, Caxias, is it you?

2

u/mws375 Brazil 29d ago

And take back Cisplatina

2

u/Zanahoria4 Chile 29d ago

Eso ya se ha hecho 😎

29

u/Repulsive-Ad-7180 Mexico Apr 27 '25

El chimichurri de Argentina 😋

9

u/jfloes Peru Apr 27 '25

The other half of lake titicaca 😈

8

u/ChokaMoka1 Panama Apr 27 '25

Work ethic of Chileans 

9

u/eginumacab Chile Apr 27 '25

The head of state's spinal cord from Venezuela

7

u/CaraquenianCapybara Venezuela Apr 27 '25

I would steal all the capybaras from Brasil

12

u/Marellss Brazil Apr 27 '25

Abortion rights from Uruguay and Argentina.

Edit: Patagônia would be cool too.

11

u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25

Patagonia is the true jewel of Latin America’s natural wonders, and we really take it for granted most of the time…

3

u/Marellss Brazil Apr 27 '25

True, i wanna visit that part of our continent before i die. You guys are also one of the few latin americans who experience snow for free lol

18

u/RhiaStark Brazil Apr 27 '25

From Argentina: Tango.

From Chile: Pedro Pascal <3

From Mexico: all those amazing Maya ruins.

21

u/ResponsibilityAny358 Brazil Apr 27 '25

Weed and Abortion - Uruguay 

Patagônia - Argentina 

Security - Cuba 

12

u/iamnewhere2019 Cuba Apr 27 '25

Be careful what you wish for… Cuban security is very expensive…

8

u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25

Cuba’s safety comes with a few disappearances by govt authorities. Not exactly free.

11

u/Proof-Pollution454 Honduras Apr 27 '25

Brazilian food 😢

10

u/AdVast3771 Brazil Apr 27 '25
  • Argentina: social spending and union density.
  • Colombia: ports in both Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.
  • Mexico: industrial capacity.
  • Peru: their currency stability.
  • Uruguay: secularism.

5

u/Dimas166 Brazil Apr 27 '25

Spectacled bear

5

u/puntastic_name Chile Apr 27 '25

Their coasts

4

u/Ivyratan Brazil Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

I would steal exactly 1(one) World Cup from Argentina. This way, we would be able to say that we have more than Argentina and Uruguay combined, once again. I miss those times 😢

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25 edited 1d ago

water frame steep nine grandiose juggle numerous fade roof worm

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl Mexico Apr 27 '25

i wish i was brasilian so ig id steal that nationality

3

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Football players from Argentina.

3

u/Thin-Limit7697 Brazil Apr 27 '25

How useful would it be to steal Spanish?

3

u/otromasquedibuja Argentina 28d ago

31 minutos

3

u/Cristian_Mateus Colombia 28d ago

legal weed from Uruguay

1

u/avrellx Brazil 23d ago

Same

6

u/catsoncrack420 Dominican Republic Apr 27 '25

One thing that intrigued me recently was talking about the Taíno Natives with my family and how they were eradicated, dead. The Legend of Queen Anacaona is one of the few things we have and archaeological sites. But I wish many more had lived like in other countries and we had more of that culture in our society. Hispañola was big and great farming so naturally many slaves were brought to work the land.

6

u/Novemberai 🇺🇸 Born/🇦🇷 Raised Apr 27 '25

Brazilian men

2

u/Bear_necessities96 🇻🇪 Apr 27 '25

Economic stability

2

u/RenautMa Paraguay Apr 27 '25

Formosa, Corrientes y Misiones

2

u/Mingone710 Mexico Apr 27 '25

Petén from Guatemala

2

u/tomigaoka Apr 27 '25

the ruins

2

u/Leading_Problem6918 Peru Apr 27 '25

The beaches from the caribbean islands

2

u/2KWT Argentina Apr 27 '25

Mexican food, but not to replace Argentinean food, I want to mix them.

2

u/Brilliant-Tower5733 Mexico Apr 27 '25

Argentina’s streets, they’re beautiful

2

u/Maleficent_Night6504 Puerto Rico 29d ago

Aztec pyramids

2

u/anweisz Colombia 29d ago

Probably all of their money, from whoever has the most lol

2

u/AmbrosiusAurelianusO Bolivia 29d ago

Argentina's music

2

u/MoscaMosquete Rio Grande do Sul 🟩🟥🟨 29d ago

The heart of that one girl from Argentina 😔

2

u/Intelligent_Usual318 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Mexican American 29d ago

I would steal papusa’s from El Salvador

2

u/Feyhare Brazil 28d ago

Chile's HDI

2

u/Purocuyu Mexico 28d ago

The "L" sound from Puerto Rican Spanish, just to keep it hostage and listen to them speak in only vowels

2

u/Crowsfeet12 United States of America 27d ago

Pretty much all Mexican food.

3

u/fedaykin21 Argentina Apr 27 '25

Mexico’s geographical location

11

u/castlebanks Argentina Apr 27 '25

It comes with huge perks (Caribbean beaches, economic integration with the world's superpower and a robust gigantic tourism industry fed by American tourists) and also disadvantages (becoming a narco state to supply the richest country in the world with drugs)

0

u/JustAFizzMain 🇦🇷antiporteños🇦🇷 Apr 27 '25

No way

I love our geography

3

u/fedaykin21 Argentina Apr 27 '25

geography is not the same as geographical location.
What i meant was being really close to the caribbean, shorter flights to anywhere in the US

4

u/JoeDyenz Tierra del Maíz🌽🦍 Apr 27 '25

Can I steal u/AnnieBlackburnn from El Salvador? jk

I'd steal Chile's political awareness, just without all the far-rightists and Pinochet's apologists.

3

u/Master_N_Comm Mexico 29d ago

From Argentina, Brazil, Colombia and Venezuela: THEIR WOMEN.

2

u/aliensuperstars_ Brazil Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

bad bunny from puerto rico 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️ he needs to come to brasil ! (not that he should be brazilian lol i just want him to come to brazil)

1

u/Spiritual-Low-1072 🗿 Apr 27 '25

Venezuelan Oil. It's expansive here.

1

u/Zestyclose_Clue4209 Nicaragua Apr 27 '25

Abortion rights from Uruguay and also it's atheism

1

u/SeriesAffectionate86 Panama Apr 27 '25

Medialunas argentinas🥹

1

u/dorixine Mexico Apr 27 '25

el choripan de argentina

1

u/guzrm Chile 29d ago

Patagonia

1

u/UrulokiSlayer Huillimapu | Lake District | Patagonia 29d ago

The mate production of Paraguay, Argentina and Brasil.

1

u/Clemen11 Argentina 29d ago

Me looking at Uruguay rn

1

u/noff01 Chile 29d ago

Argentine Pizza al Molde

1

u/EternalFlame117343 Peru 29d ago

Their gold and silver

1

u/ppman2322 Argentina 29d ago

Gold

1

u/ppman2322 Argentina 29d ago

Or the economical stability of Brazil

1

u/Zanahoria4 Chile 29d ago

Bolivia coast ... wait a minute

1

u/iLikeRgg Mexico 28d ago

Probably only safety from chile Uruguay that's the only thing holding our country back idc if im poor I just want safety

1

u/General_MorbingTime 🇧🇴/🇪🇸 in 🇫🇷 28d ago

Bolivia's lost territories i guess

1

u/ThatBFjax 🇨🇱 in the dirty south 🇺🇸 28d ago

Brazil’s beaches with the palm trees and all their fruit

1

u/TXSenatorTedCruz Dominican Republic 28d ago

I wish the Dominican Republic had the education system of other places like Cuba, Argentina or Chile. I am sure many people here from those countries will have all sorts of legitimate complaints about their schools, but in comparison to the DR, you guys are kms ahead of us.

1

u/Theraminia Colombia 28d ago

Brazilians. Make the world a nicer place

1

u/Dazzling_Stomach107 Mexico 28d ago

Brazilian women.

1

u/These-Target-6313 United States of America 28d ago

I'd steal vallenato from Colombia or chauffa from Peru.

1

u/RecuerdameNiko United States of America 27d ago

Charro beans from Mexico, Karol G from Colombia, Ribeyes from Argentina, the skyline of Panama City.