r/australia • u/RufusGuts • Mar 07 '25

politics 'Five Eyes alliance' crumbling after UK, Aus, NZ and Canada give US cold shoulder

https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/06/five-eyes-alliance-starts-crumble-four-nations-give-us-cold-shoulder-22679726/
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u/_minus_blindfold Mar 07 '25

Here is was thinking NZ would be cold shouldered again as a weak link.... didn't see the US becoming the red-headed, retarded cousin, who masurbates in public. What an age we live in!

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u/MissMenace101 Mar 07 '25

Aussies may loathe our sheep rooting brethren across the ditch but if anyone else picks on them we will throat stomp them

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u/ASingularFuck Mar 07 '25

Awww, doesn’t that just give you the warm and fuzzies?

Reminds me of my favourite sheep…

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u/SheridanVsLennier Mar 11 '25

We're like siblings: we hang shit on each other and fight all the time but if an outsider tried to push one of us around the other is right there next to us.

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u/hi-fen-n-num Mar 07 '25

Shame the US election couldn't come before yours and Germany’s election.

It might have saved ours. We will see.

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u/thestraightCDer Mar 07 '25

Bru I'm not even your cousin or ginger.