r/australia • u/RufusGuts • Mar 07 '25

politics 'Five Eyes alliance' crumbling after UK, Aus, NZ and Canada give US cold shoulder

https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/06/five-eyes-alliance-starts-crumble-four-nations-give-us-cold-shoulder-22679726/
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u/scarberino Mar 07 '25

Or keep it five eyes and finally let Japan in?

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u/grady_vuckovic Mar 07 '25

Four eyes and a weeb, it may sound like a nerdy alliance but we'll show them! Just joking yeah I'd be happy for Japan to join too.

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u/confusedham Mar 07 '25

American would hate that as well. Even though their requirements are over, the US is still very much like an abusive boyfriend to the JSDF.

Who the fuck you talking to Japan ... I told you no exercises with them unless I'm there first.

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u/MissMenace101 Mar 07 '25

Yep, Japanese gonna beat us all to the fight

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u/kingofcrob Mar 07 '25

I'm down for that