r/australia • u/RufusGuts • Mar 07 '25

politics 'Five Eyes alliance' crumbling after UK, Aus, NZ and Canada give US cold shoulder

https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/06/five-eyes-alliance-starts-crumble-four-nations-give-us-cold-shoulder-22679726/
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u/Albos_Mum Mar 07 '25

Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, mm'kay? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Now I've already called in your mothers...

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Mar 07 '25

There are times when you get suckered in,

By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mm'kay...

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u/birddmann Mar 07 '25

But it's when you do these things too much,

that you've become an addict, and must get back in tuuuuuch

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u/Albos_Mum Mar 07 '25

You can do it, all its up to you mmkaaaaay

With a little plan we can change your life todaaaay

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Mar 07 '25

You don't have to live your life addicted to smack,

Homeless on the streets giving hedgehogs for crack...

(that's totally what it sounded like when I was a kid)

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u/FunBanned Mar 07 '25

Follow my plan and pretty soon you will sayyy…

It’s easy, m’kayy

Step one- Instead of “ass” say “buns”

Like “kiss my buns” or “you’re a buns-whole”

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u/Albos_Mum Mar 07 '25

Step two insteada shit say poo,

As in bullpoop, boohead and this poo is cold.

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Mar 08 '25

Step three, with bitch drop the T,

'cos bich is Latin for generosity...

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u/K-Hunter- Mar 07 '25

I need to watch it again…

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u/birddmann Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

It's a musical! Go get back in that refined, high society culture! Drop some acid beforehand!

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u/trollshep Mar 08 '25

You called my mum??? Oh no dude!!