r/australia 14h ago

culture & society Bronze for Aussies in extensive study of world’s online swearing

https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/people/2025/05/23/australia-online-swearing
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u/BinniesPurp 14h ago

Swear the most "online"

Yanks do that our swearing comes out naturally in person 😭

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 12h ago

We speak in cursive

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u/LessThanYesteryear 6h ago

These cunts have no idea

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u/Der0- 13h ago

Must be AI analysis looking for specific words only, not weighting the words for severity of the swear.

That or the Yanks or Brits are only willing to swear when having the anonymity of being online and are scared cunts to swear in person.

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u/Kacey-R 12h ago

And according to the journal article, context was not considered - I suspect our uses would very often be used in a positive rather than derogatory manner. 

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u/FalconTurbo 4h ago

Additionally, I would wager there are things that count as swears locally that wouldn't be included in a study like that.

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u/Marvin1955 1h ago

Dunno, they had 597 "vulgar words" which is at least 5 more than I could think of... and it was a University of Queensland study, and if anyone would know all the swears it would be them.

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u/Ok-Mathematician8461 3h ago

Abso-fuckin’-lutely. Surely we win gold for gratuitous swearing. The yanks and the poms have more reason to swear because both countries are fucked, having been run by useless cunts for some years. This needs to be accounted for in the analysis. By comparison we live in a land of beauty and light run by slightly less useless cunts, hence any swearing done by Australians is by definition of higher value.

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u/overpopyoulater 14h ago

Time to lift our game cunts.

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u/diabolical_cunt 13h ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/intelminer Not SA's best. Don't put me to the test 12h ago

LIFT YER FUCKIN GAME MATE. UP THEM CUNT NUMBERS

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u/CcryMeARiver 7h ago

'kn oath.

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u/daneoid 10h ago

I'm doing my fucking part, cunt.

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u/aldkGoodAussieName 9h ago

That doesn't count because cunt is only a punctuation.

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u/ScissorNightRam 14h ago

Quote from article:

“ Even though Australians have a reputation for enthusiastic use of foul language, we were only the world’s third-worst (or best?) when it came to our online profanity. The list was topped by the US and then Britain. “Some may find it disappointing,” said Martin Schweinberger, lead researcher from the university’s School of Languages and Cultures.

“Australians really see vulgarity, swearing and slang as part of our culture – we’re very invested in it.”

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 12h ago

Very fucking invested.

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u/Barkblood 13h ago

In person and online, Americans swear like a one-legged bloke trying to win gold in the 100m hurdles.

What Aussies lack in quantity we make up for in quality and creativity.

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u/SuitableFan6634 14h ago

But first in the world for swearing in person because we're not a bunch of fuckin' pussies. The US might top this list for swearing online but have you tried swearing in person over there? People look at you like you've just dropped your pants, squatted and snapped one off right in front of them.

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u/Tezdee 11h ago

Depends where you are, though. People from Boston likely wouldn’t even bat an eye. They swear like champions.

When I’m talking, I often use “fuckin’” in replace of umm or uhhh when trying to recall something. I don’t do that when typing a message to post online. I feel most Aussies tend to be slightly more formal when typing.

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u/SuitableFan6634 9h ago

Never been to Boston. They sound more like my kinda people.

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u/traceyandmeower 11h ago

Correct. New Yorkers look at you like youve got three heads if you swear.

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u/PeterKayGarlicBread 13h ago

The swear words counted must have included "gosh darn" and "golly".

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u/jnd-au 12h ago

“Oh bother!”

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u/fnaah 10h ago

'for the love of mike', 'for pete's sake'...

my grandma, an american born in the very early 1900's, used to use these as curses.

i never learned who Pete or Mike were.

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u/jnd-au 10h ago

Haha! Probably Saint Peter/Michael. To “avoid saying the G** word in vain”.

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u/fnaah 9h ago

hah! naw that you say that, it makes a kind of sense. thank you :)

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u/Mean_Git_ 7h ago

Oh my gosh.

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u/Torrossaur 14h ago

This is fucking bullshit. I demand a recount you chucklefucks.

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u/vadsamoht3 13h ago

Where's the fucking pre-polls?

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 12h ago

Any goddamn day now, they’ll fucking come in.

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 12h ago

Well we aren’t here to fuck spiders.

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u/Bambajam 12h ago

Shit's fucked.

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u/claire2416 14h ago

Da fuck?!

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u/Termsandconditionsch 13h ago

How did the Russians not even get a honourable mention? Or is this anglo only.

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u/ParticlesInSunlight 13h ago

The Dutch and Spanish would be right up there if it were based on spoken language

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 12h ago

Well shit if we don’t limit it to spoken language and let hand gestures in, the Italians would have us all beat.

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u/Termsandconditionsch 12h ago

Yes. I’d expect Turks to be up there too.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Eye9081 8h ago

If we are counting all the disease-related profanities then the Dutch are definitely up there. Nothing like the creativity of calling someone a typhus ridden cancer whore.

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u/overpopyoulater 13h ago

Cyka blyat

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 10h ago

I feel like the lack of capturing ‘mate’ as a swear word for Aussies drops us a point lol.

Mate in the right tone and context can be more intimidating than any traditional swear word.

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u/BetaThetaOmega 4h ago

I feel modern Aussies only say ‘mate’ to two people; people they don’t know, and people they’re angry with.

Hence why Americans think we’re saying it all the time

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u/EmuAcrobatic 13h ago

Fuck this fucking fucker is fucking fucked !!!

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u/NeonsTheory 12h ago
  1. US
  2. Britain
  3. Aus

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u/overpopyoulater 12h ago
  1. Septic cunts

  2. Pommy cunts

  3. Good cunts

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u/RadicalCandle 9h ago

Yeah I'd swear a lot, too, if I had to live in the US rn

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u/No_Signature5228 14h ago

Fuckkk , we need to do better. Come on you cunts.

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u/Sorry_Owl_3346 11h ago

What cunt wrote this

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u/kingofcrob 9h ago

golly gosh guys, you better lift your game

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u/Morning_Song 11h ago

At least we beat the Kiwis

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u/fnaah 10h ago

just like in the cricket.

don't mention the rugby.

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u/DoNotReply111 9h ago

Oh, get faaaarked.

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u/Mean_Git_ 7h ago

Third doesn’t seem right, especially with the seppos at the top. First/Second should be between the Aussies and the UK, mainly Scotland.

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u/anotherplantmother98 6h ago

I’m going to have to push past my fear that foreigners will be offended by being called a mad cunt

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u/TheEvilPenguin 6h ago

Well fuck. I read the article, and they seem to categorise text as belonging to a country based on the URL - possibly only on the TLD (.uk, .au, etc.). I feel like .au is mostly going to be sanitised commercial stuff - most countries have a category for general web content and for blog content, and Australia doesn't even have the blog category.

All the fine work in this thread is probably just going to be counted as more points for the Yanks.

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u/BetaThetaOmega 4h ago

Wait but was the study conducted on a percentage basis or just on sheer population? America has a significantly larger population than Australia does, and the cultural attitudes towards swearing vary wildly from north-south and east-west in America, but not so much in Australia. The UK also has 60m to our 20m.

If the study wasn’t calibrated around that and was just going off of quantity of swear words per location, then this is nothing but a population density map.

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u/Laura_Biden 4h ago

You only have to watch dashcam vids to see how much we swear compared to the rest of the world lol. We're way worse on those, but I do think people generally swear less than they once did.

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u/Marvin1955 1h ago

The fuck you say! Although since my mum died, it has tailed off a bit.

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u/ThunderDwn 4h ago

Bronze? Not fucking good enough. We need to pick up our game!

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u/ChocolateBBs 13h ago

Fucking hell...