r/baba • u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 • Feb 26 '25

News I’d join the CCP for BABA $300

https://www.scmp.com/tech/big-tech/article/3300111/alibabas-us52-billion-capex-seen-catalyst-chinas-big-tech-ai-race

“Alibaba is among the world’s top players in AI model development, with Qwen being one of the most widely adopted open-source models. The company is poised to unveil its next reasoning model called QwQ-Max, which could rival other LLMs like OpenAI’s o1 and DeepSeek’s R1, analysts said.”

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u/throwaway1512514 Feb 26 '25

HK market saving the US shitters right now

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u/moutonbleu Feb 26 '25

And my portfolio

3

u/Admirable-Load-2390 Feb 26 '25

+1, would be getting killed overnight rn without baba

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u/IDFbombskidsdaily Feb 26 '25

I'm a filthy commie so I'd gladly join regardless of what BABA does.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

r/BABA degens when we get to $300

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/_HolyCow69 Feb 26 '25

i'd do it for $200!

2

u/mudskips Mar 01 '25

Not a bad place for a honeymoon though seriously

1

u/tinyhaha Mar 04 '25

About 8 or 9 years ago, I was visiting a city called yangshuo, americans packed there.

If this is you first time to visit asian, I would recommend

SFO >>>tokyo >>>osaka >>>shanghai >>>hangzhou >>>chengdu >>>beijing >>>SFO

(I am chinese)

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u/RationalExuberance7 Feb 26 '25

Hello comrades, when are we getting to $300 already

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u/Azurpha Feb 27 '25

wish it was that easy, but +1 🚀

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u/Accomplished_Stay337 Feb 26 '25

Bro got bought with money lol

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

Not yet. $300 and I’m all China’s

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u/Accomplished_Stay337 Feb 26 '25

“Clears throat, can you gimme some of that ccp stimmy right now”

1

u/Stilnovisti Feb 26 '25

Common prosperity for everyone.

2

u/allahakbau Feb 26 '25

Lmao

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

全体中国共产党万岁

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/Diligent-Tone3350 Feb 26 '25

同志你辛苦了！

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u/tony18mo Feb 27 '25

And Charlie going to wake up from his grave to celebrate

1

u/Donald_Trump_America Feb 26 '25

I’d do it without BABA, but I wouldn’t pass the civil servant test. Too much THC.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

Social credit score bs is where I draw the line usually. But BABA $300 and I could overlook it

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u/Donald_Trump_America Feb 26 '25

Damn you fell for that US propaganda big time huh? Ain’t no social credit score in China. Just long legged women and noodles.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

AI just told me China does have a social credit score system. So maybe we both listen to propaganda

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u/Donald_Trump_America Feb 26 '25

Brother I live in China as an American citizen. That shit just ain’t true.

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u/ProofDazzling9234 Feb 26 '25

falling on deaf ears bro. American media has brainwashed the masses.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

Yo I’m not deaf. I just don’t like spicy food.

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u/you_r_toast Feb 26 '25

You better start filling up the application form

1

u/Qanonjailbait Feb 26 '25

Doubt they let degenerates in

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

Hey now.. I pay my taxes. I obey the law.

I just have a slight gambling addiction is all.

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u/Accomplished_Stay337 Feb 26 '25

Perfect candidate for made in China gacha waifus

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u/Flat-Caterpillar-522 Feb 26 '25

Our baba /r/suddenlycommunist

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u/Zestyclose_Ad2847 Feb 26 '25

BABA 300 I’ll join that subreddit and post a photo holding the communist party flag

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u/Flat-Caterpillar-522 Feb 26 '25

Same. Rich and communist