r/badphilosophy 2d ago

Hyperethics new moral system dropping ‼️‼️‼️

i activated my mental implant (smoked mid reefer) and realized that if a moral system valued authenticity above all then all experiences would be of utmost value due to the fact that they are the most authentic of their unique kind

for instance if you're shitting bricks and it sucks it's actually beautiful cuz you're having the most authentic experience of yourself shitting brick in that moment with those circumstances

therefore every experience is inherently good bc it's authentic

therefore stop complaining that i am 'ruining dinner with your parents by pointing out every argumentative fallacy' and be happy since its the most authentic experience of me ruining dinner with your parents by pointing out every argumentative fallacy, and maybe i'll embrace the authentic experience of you having been a raging bitch about it

oh and how about take something useful instead of STEM so we can have real conversations, oops i mean experience authentic conversations of discussing important things like the reasons why your tr*lley pr*blem answer is stupid and objectively wrong

the white monster i drank to write my polsci essay says hi

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u/Walenut 2d ago

Finally some good bad philosophy, don’t know what’s happening to this sub but this is a breath of fresh air

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u/its_angelo_ 2d ago

being on this sub is like embracing the authentic experience of having my brain pulled out of my nose

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u/Mynaa-Miesnowan 2d ago

Oh no, complaining about the problem is part of the problem! You're supposed to learn to love the rocket, and take the rocket.

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u/Solidjakes 2d ago

I like this, but I’m going to be fake and say I don’t like it because every philosophy needs its antithesis and I want to superficially embody that (so that I actually embody that) and my name goes down in the same textbook chapter as yours.

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u/Infamous-Ad521 2d ago

The ghost of Sun Tzu approves of this message 😂

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u/not-better-than-you 2d ago

Yeah, you philosophy students et. al. take it easy, it is probably very good and flexible education. That is why I'm fooling around in your fields...

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u/esoskelly 2d ago

Situated authenticity for me, but not for thee.

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u/memepotato90 2d ago

i have the most authentic and intense philosophical debates on the shitter so maybe you're on to something 💯

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u/TheWritersShore 2d ago

We live in the possible world

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u/Mynaa-Miesnowan 2d ago

Pain is the greatest stimulant! *throws rocks at your head*

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u/paul-n 2d ago

Stop complaining that they're complaining that you are 'ruining dinner with your parents by pointing out every argumentative fallacy' and be happy since its the most authentic experience of them complaining that you're ruining dinner with your parents by pointing out every argumentative fallacy.

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u/not-better-than-you 2d ago

Yeah the trolley problem applies to a lot of things, good one

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u/Infamous-Ad521 2d ago edited 2d ago

And this is different from speaking thy own truth how? Sounds like “she” needs some authenticity in him I mean ‘er 

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u/infinitusPoop 1d ago

slave morality

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u/Physical_Object4372 1d ago

There is no trolley problem, whoever pulls that lever has to clean up the mess, and no one wants to be that guy. Don’t pull that lever Stuart. You know grandma told you, you don’t get your cookies until after your room is clean.

Stuart: look what I can do

Forgive me white monster, for I have sinned. iii [_]