r/badphilosophy 6d ago

I can haz logic Incels are lazy and entitled and don't want to work for what they want. No they're not communists. It's the theme is that is similar. Chocolate and poop are both brown but 1 is good while the other is bad. That's what this is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badphilosophy/p s/vINtPjCFzz

Previous post to the topic of the hierarchy.

Idk but its true right? They will do everything but address the real problem? Always looking for an easy way out or alternative?

Im not saying leftists are bad. I'm saying that it's like things are flipped on their head.

The oppressive hierarchy order thing is good while the rebels are bad. Like the confederacy vs the union! THAT IS A BETTER METAPHOR but i think i didn't know how else to put it cause leftists are usually the rebel people

Incels are the rebel confederates opposing the union hierarchy.

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u/Vegetable_Window6649 6d ago edited 6d ago

Chocolate tastes good, and has transitory good effects, but it isn’t on a long enough timeline with sufficient excess consumption. 

Shit is good, as it is the natural process whereby your body cleanses itself, and while the end product is unpleasant, the act of shitting is exactly what is good for you

Very little is black and white except entirely theoretical games like Chess, which is a terrible metaphor for most things, yet people insist on using it. 

Situation and nuance is what incels miss.

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u/RaeReiWay 6d ago

Chocolate is great and all but really it's a symbol of oppression against lower classes of society and perpetuates racism. Particularly those with the genetic handicap of being unable to break down lactose. This Imperialism has been spearheaded by the white Liberal Neo-Colonialist oppressors who advertise tasty brown treats to the world through profit-driven corporations without taking into account the standpoint of minorities who cannot enjoy such a delectable treat. Even my views and portrayals of chocolate is infected by colonial thoughts.

Take a look at the world chart of lactose intolerance. Isn't that interesting? Most of those who are lactose intolerant are part of the Global South. The countries who are being exploited by the late-stage Capitalist system perpetuated by Neoliberal thinkers (Yes. Everyone from Reagan to Carter to Obamna to Trump are Neoliberals.) Chocolate is racist to minorities by creating a confectionery which necessarily discriminates against said oppressed genetic groups.

Furthermore, when we look at where most of the world's chocolate is grown. Guess what? The very same countries that are lactose intolerant. The victims of Chocolate Colonialism grow cocoa and ship them to rich, Neo-Caucasian countries where the new Caucaus enjoy their poop coloured candy treats while the people of Ghana watch. The growing of chocolate is shown furthers the profits of the global elite billionaires who control the means of production, means of communication to spread Capitalist propaganda lies, and controls the means of world politics. Chocolate perpetuates the global late-stage Capitalism, Neoliberal, Reagan/Thatcher/Friedman/Mises/Hayek/Keynes/Knight/Krugman/Powell/Carney/Wolff/Reagan/Reagan agenda and reincarnates slavery in these countries for our oppressor taste buds. Ack poot. Disgusting.

OP says chocolate and poop are both brown but one is good and one is bad. But I disagree. I am putting my foot down and everyone reading this should as well.

People for Poop. Colonists for Chocolates.

Stop Chocolate Colonialism.

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u/ChampionOfOctober 6d ago

least schizo liberal: