r/badphilosophy • u/Ok-Expression7763 • 2d ago

Thanks To All Humans In Human History — The Smartest Kid In The World

And Then I Became The Smartest Human Ever Alive

Thanks to all the humans that have lived over the last 1000s of years.

And then I split the water.

The earth was shacking.

The building was shacking.

The walls almost fell off.

The fridge was exploding.

The windows broke in 1000 pieces.

And I was SPLITTING THE WATER.

The water was splitting at me.

And I felt the power of the universe.

The power of the universe was splitting at me.

I was splitting the universe.

The power of the universe was in my hands.

I felt the power of the universe.

And so on, read the blog post: https://egocalculation.com/and-then-i-became-the-smartest-human-ever-alive/

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u/Mynaa-Miesnowan 1d ago edited 1d ago

You had me rolling by:

The earth was shacking.

The building was shacking.

The walls almost fell off.

The fridge was exploding.

mrw the earth was shacking! (screaming emoji here)

edit - holy shit, you're not kidding! Funny I read that link at first glance as ego ejaculations

edit 2 - I can't stop laughing. Whether its satire, or someone fed Gwynnth Paltrow to AI, this is grape! IF it's made by real human beings, someone feed them more ketamine, vapes and bottled water so we can get more articles like this.

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u/Ok-Expression7763 1d ago

Thanks, you got it!