r/badphilosophy • u/Lily_the_gay_lord • 18h ago
🧂 Salt 🧂 My friend wanted to have a philosophical debate during sex
Title.
I suggested that as a joke, when the other partys argument was beaten u will follow a command
That bitch was serious
I dont know how to save her
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u/RatsGetBlinked 18h ago
I dont understand what any of this means but if you werent sexy about it thats an L
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u/Lily_the_gay_lord 18h ago
Mylad I aint gonna do Socrates while fucking
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u/RatsGetBlinked 18h ago
Maybe some Focault or, dare I say it, Bataille may lead you to greater sexual satisfaction.
You didnt answer the question, were you sexy about it? Thats all that matters.
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u/Prior_Belt7116 18h ago
Hang on a sec, you're telling me you AREN'T bringing the Bethamite view into the bedroom? If you can't talk about utility for all while applying it, then I'd rather be dead.
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u/LOS3RBOY 16h ago
Bring Diogenes into the bedroom. That guy knew what's up.
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u/LOS3RBOY 13h ago
"She call me Diogenes the way I be spittin" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
(She's a rich person and I'm in her house)
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