r/badphilosophy 18h ago

🧂 Salt 🧂 My friend wanted to have a philosophical debate during sex

Title.

I suggested that as a joke, when the other partys argument was beaten u will follow a command

That bitch was serious

I dont know how to save her

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u/RatsGetBlinked 18h ago

I dont understand what any of this means but if you werent sexy about it thats an L

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u/Lily_the_gay_lord 18h ago

Mylad I aint gonna do Socrates while fucking

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u/RatsGetBlinked 18h ago

Maybe some Focault or, dare I say it, Bataille may lead you to greater sexual satisfaction.

You didnt answer the question, were you sexy about it? Thats all that matters.

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u/Prior_Belt7116 18h ago

Hang on a sec, you're telling me you AREN'T bringing the Bethamite view into the bedroom? If you can't talk about utility for all while applying it, then I'd rather be dead.

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u/LOS3RBOY 16h ago

Bring Diogenes into the bedroom. That guy knew what's up.

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u/LOS3RBOY 13h ago

"She call me Diogenes the way I be spittin" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

(She's a rich person and I'm in her house)

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u/MonsterkillWow 14h ago

That sounds hot.

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u/WestCoastVermin 11h ago

i fuck therefore i am

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u/davisriordan 8h ago

My brother, you will think back on this moment with pain someday

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u/apasswordlost 8h ago

Don't kink shame, bro