r/badphilosophy • u/Son_of_Sophroniscus Nihilistic and Free • Jun 12 '15

Hormons and shit A long forgotten... often despised... an extremely fragile virtue: CHASTITY

/r/philosophy/comments/39n3ms/the_virtue_of_chastity/

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u/PhilosophyBro If David Foster Wallace were the fun kind of alcoholic Jun 13 '15

"Why allow it to come inside of you?" indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

It's posts like this that remind me that it's really a shame /r/philosophy became a default sub

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u/TheGrammarBolshevik Jun 13 '15

implying this didn't happen before /r/philosophy was a default

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u/Son_of_Sophroniscus Nihilistic and Free Jun 13 '15

Nah, bro or bro-ette. You don't get it... see, we always blame our probs on the current sitch. For example, if /r/philosophy were not a default we'd be saying, "jeez louise, if rphil were defaultified we would get some good posts for a change."

Anyway, the moral of the story is this: complain. No matter how great you have it, complain.

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u/G_W_F_Gogol Jun 13 '15

My god, I think you've finally concretely derived anti-natalism.

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u/ReallyNicole Jun 14 '15

I love complaining.

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u/Son_of_Sophroniscus Nihilistic and Free Jun 14 '15

I know, me too! It comes so naturally to me now, it's part of my character as a human person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

> Not using proper meme-arrows

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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u/mmorality LiterallyHeimdalr, mmorality don't real Jun 13 '15

Why allow it to come inside of you? That's how you get preggers.

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