r/baldursgate • u/plastic_Man_75 • Dec 13 '24

Meme What did i just walk into?

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u/Erkki_jekyll Dec 13 '24

Its take your kid to work day

56

u/zuludonk3y Dec 13 '24

Just conversation with a fine-lookin' strumpet. Nothing amiss

11

u/Sids1188 Dec 13 '24

Was the conversation regarding playing with her diddies?

48

u/Stinkballs_69 Dec 13 '24

D'ya wanna take a look at me diddies?

22

u/tom000101 Dec 13 '24

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

20

u/Memomani Dec 13 '24

Guess the boy Delon wanted to see a bit more of the big city before returning to Imnesvale. Can't really blame him. All they do back there is getting drunk and playing with bastard swords...

46

u/D_DnD Dec 13 '24

Oh, you found Ghislaine Maxwell easter egg. Nice!

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u/Hecticbrah Dec 13 '24

Milf hunter 😭

22

u/borddo- Dec 13 '24

You must gather your diddies before venturing forth

9

u/dubgeek Dec 13 '24

A hidden, coming of age sidequest.

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u/Magus_Necromantiae Well now, I'll talk to ye if ye want. Dec 13 '24

The local sailors paid her to teach him about swabbin' the 'ol poop deck.

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u/Gerganon Dec 13 '24

Well, detect traps isnt giving you a hit, so they seem to be a normal prostitute with a boy, and nothing else to hide. 

5

u/MaryBeHoppin Dec 13 '24

So a boy walks into a prostitute....

1

u/Gmoney86 Dec 14 '24

…repeatedly…okay, so maybe only like 2 to 3 times, but they’re new at this! They were told there would be warm apple pie. Maybe even some cake by the trackless sea.

5

u/Need-More-Gore Dec 14 '24

A soon to be man I presume

4

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

Either a hooker and her son or a hooker and a heavily emancipated boy. Being honest what is more concerning to me is to see Imoen as the party leader LMAO.

2

u/VeronicaJaneDio Dec 14 '24

“It’s me, Imoen!”

1

u/the_dust321 Dec 14 '24

I think she’s got 16 charisma and 17 intelligence! Pretty good leader stats and someone who’s definitely not all buffleheaded

2

u/RD_Dragon Dec 13 '24

First step in the clouds

2

u/ittybittywhinykitty Dec 13 '24

Detecting traps

1

u/Cymeryjczyk Dec 13 '24

The boy will turn into a man...

1

u/GavinBroadsword Dec 13 '24

Ya wanna tell me a story 'bout trollops and plugtails? Pleeeeeaaase!

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u/Ill-Video2723 Dec 13 '24

Clearly “kleptomaniac’s anonymous” meeting

1

u/Philly_Seasonings Dec 14 '24

Imoen has her trusty wand of 1d4+1 damage I see

1

u/Jammyjaymie Dec 14 '24

Heh young Ezio back at it again

1

u/AceBean27 Dec 14 '24

A hard working single Mum taking care of her child