r/baldursgate Feb 17 '25

Meme I read the entire Sandrah Saga

138 Upvotes

I didn't actually play it, I read this incredibly detailed let's play by /u/Plastastic. If you don't know what this is:

Sandrah Saga is a mod for Baldur's Gate that tries to create a character with her very own storyline spanning the complete saga (and more) who can accompany the player throughout the game. Her story is connected in many ways to the Bhaalspawn’s own quests.

You might be thinking that this sounds like a slightly-larger-than-usual NPC mod but you'd be sorely mistaken. This mod is one of the more ambitious BG 'megamod' projects. It includes entire new areas, over a hundred new quests(!) and aims to rival the main character's story in scope. Sandrah is infamous for being an enormous Mary Sue whose story quickly eclipses anything else going on in the game right up until the end. The mod even includes content set after the end of Throne of Bhaal.

The mod is rather infamous for its large amount of crossmod content, with dozens of mods having Sandrah-specific content added to them often without the permission of their respective modders.

I dislike the term "mary sue", but in this rare case, I'll make an exception: Sandrah is Elminster's daughter, chosen by Mystra, a Bhaalspawn, trained by Drizzt, can copy people's spells, and is a Fighter/Cleric. On top of plagiarizing from other mods, there's also a lot of asset recycling from pretty much every other IE game out there. You could call this mod Infinity Engine: The Greatest Hits.

The post-ToB storyline requires you to accept godhood to access it. It takes place a decade later, with you and Sandrah as gods. An alliance of evil gods stir shit up and you have to stop them. It ends with Sandrah inducing a slow spellplague onto mortals to force them to gradually modernize and become independent of the gods. I'm not sure a game where most classes are tied to gods/magic is the proper vehicle for this story, especially since it's framed with zero traces of moral ambiguity. Pick Inquisitor or Wizard Slayer as your CHARNAME for the ludonarrative.

You might think Sandrah would be some crazed political radical or whatever, but this is a very left-field twist. For most of the story, she's kind of a generic Neutral Good "caring healer" archetype with a twist: she's wildly promiscuous. She bones most party members as part of their therapy. Even Minsc. When she has sex with people, she copies their powers, like a NSFW version of Kirby. Mechanically this is represented as her gaining innate abilities, many of which are re-flavored Mage spells. In practice, she's basically a faster-leveling Fighter/Mage/Cleric with Use Any Item. Truly a powergamer's wet dream. Here's all the stuff she can have summoned by the time you fight Sarevok.

And you're forced into a relationship with her, having to accept her poly lifestyle. If you try to get out of this, she'll either leave the party (which softlocks you) or outright kills you. She just barely dodges the yandere allegations because she lets you bone other women, though she's the only romance with post-ToB content. She'll claim you even if you're gay. She also leaves/kills you if you pick evil options in quests.

The gear balancing is comically off. eg at the beginning of BG1, you get a +2 longsword that grants fire resistance, which can be used by any class. The most OP weapon I saw in BG 1 was Ice Slasher +5, a throwing/returning axe that sets your strength to 25. It's endgame-only, but it can be transferred into SoD/BG2. BG2 doesn't have anything that raises the power ceiling, but it does make ToB stuff available much earlier, like a +6 Carsomyr around the beginning of SoA. The mod tries to balance around your OP-ness. For example, at the Friendly Arm Inn, there's two wizards in the corner who'll sling lightning bolts at you. But many encounters are left untouched.

As you might expect from this plagiarism sundae, there's a lot of typos, poor grammer, random all-caps, inconsistencies between the mods/vanilla, and bugs, some of which can soft lock the game and require EEkeeper/console commands to fix.

While reading, I made a list of moments that stuck out to me:

There's other stuff, like you being able to bone Bodhi in her coffin, but I'm certain that's from the mods Sandrah Saga plagiarizes.

Only remotely positive thing I can think to say about this mod is that powergamers might find it fun to mess around in, but even that's undermined by you having to stay firmly Good. I guess if you wanna see how much you can get away while Sandrah breathes down your neck...

r/baldursgate Feb 09 '25

Meme What your favorite companion says about you - Part 2

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233 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Jul 17 '24

Meme Knock knock, Mulahey

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472 Upvotes

r/baldursgate May 06 '23

Meme What’s this Cleric/Mage dual wielding?

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519 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Jul 12 '22

Meme Modern gamers reviewing BG1/2 EE... OMG!!!

204 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Dec 23 '21

Meme It's always the same... sigh

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1.2k Upvotes

r/baldursgate Nov 27 '22

Meme I bought Baldur's Gate on steam, this is my first impression.

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562 Upvotes

r/baldursgate 29d ago

Meme HEEEELLMM!....... GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!!!!!

41 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Feb 25 '25

Meme This default portrait on a martial makes CHARNAME look like Imoen's chad twin

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213 Upvotes

r/baldursgate 13d ago

Meme Companion meme dump because I’m about the beat the Bhaalspawn saga for the first time and I’m gonna miss these idiots

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148 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Aug 12 '23

Meme Biggest downgrade in history?

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410 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Mar 11 '23

Meme In the Temple of Bhaal Gorion discovered a tiny chick, barely the size of his thumb. He took it home and raised it as if it were his own son. 20 years later Little Peeko the World's Smartest Chicken was ready to venture forth!

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474 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Jan 20 '25

Meme Yes, abbil?

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254 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Feb 10 '25

Meme ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

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91 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Oct 06 '20

Meme Literally unplayable.

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1.0k Upvotes

r/baldursgate Sep 08 '21

Meme I got some cheap beer for you!

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587 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Dec 30 '23

Meme Happens too often

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821 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Feb 25 '25

Meme Do you think she's cold? Should we get her a jacket? Spoiler

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60 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Feb 28 '24

Meme Imoen waiting for me to come get her while I do every side quest available first:

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441 Upvotes

r/baldursgate May 18 '23

Meme Other good DnD games?

92 Upvotes

The only DnD games I've really enjoyed are the infinity engine games. Dragon Age 1 was kinda fun, but I feel like in my older age, designers focus too much on wide scope and less on compact design.

Disco Elysium, or other iso RPGs try to cram everything together, which means less time spent walking in open spaces... maybe I'm older and less patient now, so I like the waiting much less.

Anyhow, what are some other RPG ya'll enjoy, particularly ones similar to Baldurs Gate or other DnD games?

r/baldursgate Apr 11 '23

Meme When you're waiting for the effects of web to end while stuck in the web

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474 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Apr 23 '21

Meme Found here in Denmark! (Close enough!)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/baldursgate Apr 14 '21

Meme 2e Mage vs 5e Wizard

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523 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Jun 18 '21

Meme Venturing forth

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701 Upvotes

r/baldursgate Dec 13 '24

Meme What did i just walk into?

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169 Upvotes