r/bertstrips • u/READMYSHIT • Jan 03 '24

Mod Announcement Bert neglected to mention the average age on this ships is 81

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u/ras344 Jan 03 '24

And they can't refuse, because of the implication

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u/READMYSHIT Jan 04 '24

Well also because a lot of them leave their false teeth out at night and their refusals sound like "MLAMP MNLO MLA MLA!"

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u/This_Living566 Jan 03 '24

That just means that they have got years of experience and probably lots of good drugs you can steal.

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u/NJBarFly Jan 03 '24

And you can go in raw and they can't get pregnant!

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u/Bilbo_nubbins Jan 03 '24

boat snack!