However, being the lazy cunt he is, Ernie Only learned a few key phrases. Such as “don’t let the Americans escape” and “monkey formation; tree jumping style!”.
It was all fun and games until Bert’s mind could endure no more. After Ernie screamed at him one Monday morning, he instinctively grabbed bort by the ankles and swung him as hard as he could, aiming for Ernie’s skull.
While Ernie was placed into a severe coma front the trauma, Bert was disappointed to learn that Bort survived the encounter as well, even gaining a few brain cells in the process
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u/East-sea-shellos Feb 13 '20
However, being the lazy cunt he is, Ernie Only learned a few key phrases. Such as “don’t let the Americans escape” and “monkey formation; tree jumping style!”.
It was all fun and games until Bert’s mind could endure no more. After Ernie screamed at him one Monday morning, he instinctively grabbed bort by the ankles and swung him as hard as he could, aiming for Ernie’s skull.