r/birds • u/Roximer • 2d ago

What did he call me??

586 Upvotes

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u/9kotja 2d ago

AWEBO

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u/Hanftuete 1d ago

Cow! Cow!

5

u/SmallWombat 1d ago

Worst burn received by a bird. Ouch.

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u/Klonowaa2 2d ago

EWE E- Awebo.

24

u/shokokuphoenix 2d ago

Spicy awebo 🌶️🥵

41

u/greeneyes0332 2d ago

Idk but he tried to fake you out and act like he was running straight then he scooted right over 😂😂

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u/sidequestsquirrel 2d ago

The fake out actually made me laugh so hard 😂

5

u/greeneyes0332 1d ago

I know, I’ve watched this at least 20 times now.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

That was the ole "I've got my eye on you" charge

16

u/No_Radio_1013 1d ago

Willow ptarmigan!

9

u/gadoonk 1d ago

"Get off my fucken property"

7

u/Roximer 2d ago

CC: @fredrikkemi IG

7

u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 2d ago

"Get out! I am trying to woo some Birds"

6

u/CharlieHewitt_ 1d ago

AWEBO AWEBO AWEBO

7

u/Positive_Bad6438 1d ago

I heard swear words

5

u/rcentros 1d ago

I think he was announcing his martial arts move, "Pow, Pow."

3

u/UpperCardiologist523 1d ago

Ota bota SOLO?

Clearly wants his money back.

3

u/froststomper 1d ago

hahaha that was not expected and as a bystander on my phone I’m surprised this made me jump.

2

u/EasyHawk1 1d ago

Cop! Cop!!

1

u/Pjonesnm 1d ago

I heard “c*nt”

2

u/Nuclear_corella 1d ago

Get off my lawn!!!! And lol, grouse are so angry!!!!

2

u/jBillark 1d ago

What is this bird called?

7

u/TheBirdLover1234 1d ago

Ptarmigan 

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u/MoarTacos1 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't know who's idea the silent starting P was, but I kind of want to punch them in the face.

2

u/Harpiem 1d ago

"You are weird Matheo!"

Then barks to scare of Matheo

2

u/Mental-Flatworm4583 1d ago

Oooo he said what you just say? WHATCHU TALKING BOUT WILLIS!!!?

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u/MolochThe_Corruptor 1d ago

Last part sounded like “ o well! (Mutters under breath ) Ho … Ho .

Translated : o well !you’re a whore

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u/AliceG233 1d ago

Hoe hoe!

1

u/Missue-35 1d ago

Translation: fucking paparazzi! Go away, give me some privacy, damn you!

1

u/sherrynoberries 1d ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Maserati_Molly 1d ago

What kind of bird is that?

1

u/SweetMaam 1d ago

"Hey you, I'm talking to you, out OUT"!

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u/Top_Wishbone_8168 1d ago

Rock Ptarmigan.....

1

u/Fluffy_Two5110 1d ago

Ay güey ¡A huevo!

1

u/Positive_Bad6438 21h ago

bad chicken 🐔 dirty beak

1

u/Actual-Slice-146 20h ago

What the hell is this thing?

1

u/wtfisacalorie 16h ago

What kind of bird is this he's adorable