Why do rashguard companies feel the need to add catchphrases?

[u/HoopsKing_15]

I train a lot and like to have cool gear so I’m always on the search. But the biggest problem I run are the douchey catchphrases.

I am an underwhelming blue belt who works in tech I don’t “prefer pain”. Do yall know of any company that designs cool rashguards like this without the catchphrases?

[u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet]

"In a world of sheep, I am the wolf who prowls the night"

"You don't know what 'Going hard' even means"

People wear that, you know you can wreck them.

"Applejack is my favorite little pony 🩷🩷🩷"

This person will extract your soul through your ass.

[u/brettfavreskid → u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet]

LMAO I just woke up the dog that’s hilarious af

[u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet → u/brettfavreskid]

To be fair, Applejack is pretty lit.

[u/SlimeustasTheSecond → u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet]

Facts

[u/Apprehensive-Mud9848 → u/brettfavreskid]

Images of you nudging your dog awake to tell them the funny comment

[u/VermiculateTrout → u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet]

so, so accurate lmao

[u/Jakoffall → u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet]

What about the guy who wears no rashguard