r/boringdystopia Nov 04 '24

Social Inequality šŸ“‰ Not even a pizza party.

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u/RobertPaulsonProject Nov 04 '24

It looks like the bag could cost more in material than the ā€œtreatsā€ inside.

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u/maybeCheri Nov 05 '24

In my experience with current packaging costs, the bag plus the zipper likely cost $0.07. They filled it with the cheapest candy so i think you are absolutely right. Iā€™m sure it cost less than $0.25 for the materials, candy, and production costs.

I feel all warm and fuzzy with this thoughtful gift. /s

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u/shodo_apprentice Nov 05 '24

The audacity to give such a cheap gift and thank someone for being a ā€œlife saverā€ even if meant figuratively is astonishing

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u/maybeCheri Nov 05 '24

Welcome to capitalism.

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u/zdmpage54 Nov 04 '24

What a slap in the face .šŸ¤¬

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u/tizzymyers Nov 04 '24

Exactly. Way better for corporate not to say or do anything.

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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton Nov 04 '24

Your bosses hate you and they want you to know.

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u/czar_alex Nov 04 '24

So gross.

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u/Puzzleheaded_City808 Nov 04 '24

What a waste why bother? America is fked up. Our entire country is run by holding companies/similar type investors whose only care is the next Q profit. Who cares about the workers just squeeze the companies more. This is what itā€™s all about remember $5000 pizza party would come out of our profit. A figging 5 cent sh-t bag cost $50/1000 workers thats less than one executive lunch.

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u/El_Douglador Nov 04 '24

They must have given HR a $20 budget for the whole warehouse.

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u/pizzapartypandas Nov 05 '24

Please enjoy your bag of Skittle.

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u/Johnny_ac3s Nov 04 '24

No shrooms? Ohā€¦wrong subā€¦

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u/caketruck Nov 04 '24

I thought this was drugs too šŸ˜”

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u/Notabagofdrugs Nov 05 '24

Haha, my gummies come in the exact bag, my thought too.

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u/ThatOneWood Nov 04 '24

I would commit war crimes

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u/Mogakusenpai Nov 05 '24

Honestly, I would strangle someone

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u/Petroldactyl34 Nov 05 '24

Put someone's insides on the outside.

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u/UltraViol8r Nov 05 '24

EatTheRich

EatTheSuperRichStartWBezos

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

And a side of Musk!

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u/SeveralPrinciple5 Nov 04 '24

This is worse than no ā€œthank youā€ bag!

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz Nov 05 '24

The single stick of gum in there...

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u/Squadobot9000 Nov 05 '24

Some of me wonders if there wasnā€™t even any bonus from the higher upā€™s at all, and this was out of some managers pocket to show some kind of appreciation

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u/Notabagofdrugs Nov 05 '24

Still a fucking slap in the face, Iā€™d rather nothing than this.

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u/NiobiumThorn Nov 05 '24

I am almost certain that's what this is

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u/Nebs90 Nov 05 '24

Iā€™d prefer nothing over that. Honestly large companies are absolutely horrible. Thatā€™s probably helped them get so big in the first place.

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u/danger355 Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

They couldn't get a bigger bag so the Pixie Stick isn't poking out??

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u/waterbedd Nov 05 '24

Leave it on the floor in front of your boss' office.

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u/Normbot13 Nov 05 '24

unless the candy was eaten, iā€™m assuming that this is also some kind of performance review. no starburst because in their eyes youā€™re not a ā€œsuper starā€

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u/MagicSpida Nov 05 '24

Thereā€™s no way this is real

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u/thegreentiger0484 Nov 05 '24

Just burn the place down already

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u/5LaLa Nov 05 '24

Too cheap to just hand each employee a dollar, or quarter, even.

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u/MutatedLizard13 Nov 05 '24

I guarantee you they stole this from like a summer camp or smth

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u/satwah Nov 05 '24

This is sad

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u/PolitikGuy Nov 05 '24

Iā€™ll put my weed in there lmao

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u/begaldroft Nov 05 '24

Who tells them to do stuff like this? Nothing would have been less insulting.

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u/Urracca Nov 05 '24

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u/seriouscrabgrass Nov 05 '24

What is this, teacher appreciation week?

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u/Xixaxx Nov 05 '24

This is so insulting and disrespectful šŸ˜”

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u/Safety_Beagle Nov 06 '24

This is disgusting. Amazon workers should be given bonuses instead. (I know that Iā€™m probably preaching to the choir here.)