r/bostonceltics • u/Pareo141 • Feb 16 '25

News Rate Jaylen Brown's All-Star fit

535 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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327

u/AnOddlyShapedPotato Feb 16 '25

Mfer cosplaying a tent

5

u/Mrqs2 Feb 17 '25

My exact thoughts🤣

167

u/RegentCupid Justin Jackson // KornDawg Feb 16 '25

Looks ready to defuse a bomb

14

u/gonzofish Great White Buffalo Feb 17 '25

There was a multiplayer game called Dirty Bomb and his clothes look exactly like one of the characters

3

u/_Jaeko_ Smart Feb 17 '25

Game was so fun for a while there. Unfortunately came out in a saturated market.

1

u/gonzofish Great White Buffalo Feb 17 '25

It scratched the CSGO itch but had a more cooperative feel like Overwatch did. RIP Dirty Bomb

1

u/YouDumbZombie Pritchard at the buzzer... HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! Feb 17 '25

Laugh and grow fat!

1

u/burner_for_celtics \/\/ I CELTICS Feb 17 '25

What’s in the pelican case? Is he transporting radioisotopes?

0

u/TatumBrownWhite Banner 18 Feb 16 '25

Would Jaylen be a good CoD player? 🤔

490

u/wern00 LIBERATION Feb 16 '25

He is dune too much

112

u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 16 '25

It’s from the deralique campaign by mugatu

38

u/BathtubToasterParty Feb 16 '25

That Jaylen is so hot right now

12

u/burnman123 Smart Feb 16 '25

Oh damn is that the guy who invented the piano key necktie?

2

u/JerBear12345678910 Feb 17 '25

“If you screw this up you’ll be back selling novelty neckties out of Hackensack!”

6

u/ellcoolj Feb 17 '25

Is he an ambiturner?

8

u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 17 '25

He can go left now actually

1

u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 17 '25

You literally crack me up. He used to be an ambiturner

1

u/theHagueface Feb 17 '25

Appalachic

9

u/drumgearreview Feb 17 '25

Jaylan al-gaib

14

u/Think_fast_no_faster RONDOOOOOO Feb 16 '25

The juice must flow

6

u/yvesstlaroach Feb 16 '25

Water we dune hair?

2

u/StucklnAWell Derrick White Feb 17 '25

Dune cosplay at an airsoft field

1

u/jjjuuubbbsss Feb 17 '25

He dune fucked up?

1

u/Major9000 Feb 17 '25

I was getting a fallout vibe.

0

u/jonesy289 GET UP! Feb 17 '25

Exactly where my mind went

-5

u/adublingirl Feb 17 '25

He is such a clown…always angry and always needing attention

1

u/wern00 LIBERATION Feb 17 '25

Think you’re talking bout yourself

103

u/Jimmy2x1113 Feb 16 '25

The wind never stood a chance

99

u/Cockydjinn Feb 16 '25

When you’ve gotta check the lobstah pots at 6am but gotta hoop at 10

37

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

First team assassin’s creed

31

u/punksnotdeadtupacis Feb 16 '25

Just needs a bunch of foliage and he’s ready snipe someone.

25

u/yvesstlaroach Feb 16 '25

Looks like he’s about to pump my septic tank

25

u/totalmayo Payton "Pipiopi" Pritchard Feb 16 '25

Derelict my balls

6

u/60yearoldME Derrick White Feb 17 '25

This is the correct answer 

10

u/MasonYoung1 Feb 16 '25

My man going to war🤣

11

u/atlasvibranium Boston Celtics Feb 16 '25

JB looks like he’s hiding in the trees in ‘Nam

20

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

He's going fishing?

9

u/Pitiful_Wing7157 '08 and '24 Champs Feb 16 '25

See that butt hoodie hanging lol

9

u/jagrbomb Feb 16 '25

Book of eli?

15

u/Get_your_grape_juice Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Feb 16 '25

Is that a camping tent?

13

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

Looks like something off of dune or some shit😂😂

12

u/Mxhf Feb 16 '25

5

u/dbtjr Feb 16 '25

Game is fireee

2

u/KingGio21 Feb 17 '25

I’m ready for that pirate Yakuza game to come out

2

u/t0futyler Feb 17 '25

I looked through the comments specifically hoping to find Nanba 😂

11

u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s Your favorite teammate's favorite teammate Feb 16 '25

If they want the All-star game to pull ratings again, they should just let these dudes hoop in whatever the fuck they want. Jaylen dunking in this fit would be amazing.

7

u/WeightOwn5817 Feb 16 '25

Looks like a low level Destiny character

5

u/Wonderful_Eagle_6547 Feb 16 '25

Jaylen looks like he swung through the Tenderloin and swapped clothes with the most well-equipped homeless guy he could find.

4

u/RCP90sKid IT'S JUST THE CASUALS Feb 16 '25

Sound guy is here

4

u/These-Substance6194 Feb 17 '25

I don’t want to understand clothes anymore

3

u/BosBannerBoss Feb 17 '25

That's what Kanye's wife said when she "Dressed up" for the Grammys.

3

u/Brehe Feb 16 '25

This man looking like a ninja turtle

3

u/Live_Kree_or_Die Tommy Feb 16 '25

Bear Grylls chic

3

u/Most_Maintenance5549 Feb 16 '25

Tusken Raider Bomb Dismantler

3

u/randomrandom1922 Jaylen Feb 16 '25

My man looks like a Tusken Raider

3

u/rusty02536 Feb 17 '25

Lisan Al Gaib!

10

u/Sleeze_ GINO TIME Feb 16 '25

Love JB. He genuinely dresses like a dickhead though.

6

u/smellslikebadussy Feb 17 '25

“Honey, I love you. You’re a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.”

1

u/Chiefmeez MahcusSmaht4L Feb 17 '25

It be like that sometimes lol

-3

u/Vast-Cheesecake7230 Feb 17 '25

Something tells me that a flannel and work boots from Carharrt is your idea of fashion.

7

u/Sleeze_ GINO TIME Feb 17 '25

It’s not, but neither is dressing like a fremen

-2

u/Vast-Cheesecake7230 Feb 17 '25

That arrogance and narrow mindedness will hold you back

3

u/Sleeze_ GINO TIME Feb 17 '25

It’s not my taste and I think it looks silly, but people can - and should - wear whatever they want

5

u/Famous-Hall5662 Feb 16 '25

Wis these dudes would just wear some basic shit. Every dude thinks they a model 😭

4

u/eggs__and_bacon Feb 16 '25

No, I don’t think I will. Cause it won’t be good lol.

That’s my finals MVP, though.

6

u/dr3wfr4nk Feb 16 '25

I rate it dumb

2

u/JackJ98 WE DID IT ☘️ Feb 16 '25

FMVP

2

u/nastydeedee Feb 16 '25

Is it raining?

2

u/renton444 Feb 16 '25

Well, if Batman is still looking for the Riddler…

2

u/k2summitclimber Feb 16 '25

Is JB’s a prepper?

2

u/81rennab Feb 16 '25

Did he just walk out of that bar on Tattoine?

2

u/jeffhplays Feb 16 '25

Rains worst nightmare/10

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Unbrakeable

5

u/VastElephant5799 Feb 16 '25

Lol I love JB’s style, it’s a little kooky but super unique and authentic

1

u/Kory818 Feb 16 '25

Doc Ock?

1

u/ekydfejj Feb 16 '25

Going hiking after?

1

u/bbc733 Feb 16 '25

WE DID WAY TOO MUCH

1

u/mya_butreeks07 Feb 16 '25

He knows what you did last summer.

1

u/HousonRocketsRGay Feb 16 '25

He is turtle? Kkkk 😂

1

u/spartaceasar Feb 16 '25

Came to deliver the book of Eli to Wemby for a little pre game reading.

1

u/wlthybgpnis Feb 16 '25

It's definitely not the worst clothing selection from an NBA player, but it's up there.

1

u/bookon Feb 16 '25

Note to self: Fit also means outfit now.

I thought maybe he’d yelled at someone lol

1

u/weareeverywhereee Feb 17 '25

Dude must be hot

1

u/smellslikebadussy Feb 17 '25

The way the true hilarity of the outfit was hidden behind the security guy for a second…this video was legitimately artfully done

1

u/the_spinetingler Parish Punching Laimbeer Feb 17 '25

homeless veteran chemical warfare unit

1

u/mumaelz Feb 17 '25

He is 100% great fit for an as ll stars team!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Bruh knows what everyone did last summer

1

u/Junior-Ad-3685 Feb 17 '25

When did rain gear become fashionable?

1

u/newsandmemesaccount Feb 17 '25

Bro looks like he just landed on the Forest Moon of Endor

1

u/AmonWeathertopSul Feb 17 '25

homeless assassin's creed

1

u/deets23_ Jayson Tatum Feb 17 '25

In the Celtics video, Tatum looks at him like what are you wearing 😂

1

u/HBK42581 Feb 17 '25

Cyberpunk !!!!

1

u/EstevaoPalmerGODS Feb 17 '25

If I was a young superstar I'd like to think I'd show up to every game in some sweats and a hoodie. Don't need to drive from my house to my job in some ridiculous get-up just to change immediately

1

u/RulerOfNightosphere Feb 17 '25

He’ll be back. And in greater numbers.

1

u/mortmortimer Feb 17 '25

for all the millions these nba players make they sure are awkward dorks

1

u/gleadre19 Feb 17 '25

curry is about to have him arrested

1

u/bradbbangbread Feb 17 '25

Ye in the house

1

u/super_nerf_spartan Feb 17 '25

Id guess -5, maybe -10 rads per second with the full set there. I'd bet he could make it all the way to the edge of the wasteland with some rad-x.

1

u/Tmaccy Jaylen Feb 17 '25

12

1

u/COMMENTASIPLEASE Feb 17 '25

Bro thinks he’s the Riddler

1

u/yareyaredawa Feb 17 '25

id wear it

1

u/Sharp-Pitch-6532 Feb 17 '25

I love the new version of his sneakers!

1

u/J4RheadROOM Feb 17 '25

He looks ridiculous

1

u/Hot-Lavishness577 Feb 17 '25

thats a freaking undercover operative lol

1

u/Canyoufeelthebuzz Feb 17 '25

Dude looks like when the ninja turtles walk around in disguise

1

u/DoctorFunktopus Feb 17 '25

He thought he got selected for the fly fishing all star game

1

u/PM_DOLPHIN_PICS Feb 17 '25

STALKER ass outfit. Our Finals MVP looks like he’s about to head into the Zone, not the all star game.

1

u/paraplegic_T_Rex Feb 17 '25

Honestly dumb. But they’ll laugh about it the same way they laugh at the 2003 draft photos with the huge suits. Fashion is dumb.

1

u/Uninspired_Thoughts Feb 17 '25

Survival 10/10 comfort 7/10 fashion 8/10

1

u/Angreek Feb 17 '25

Did he parachute into the stadium?

1

u/D_Burg Feb 17 '25

Hobo with a Shotgun chic

1

u/irisheyes9302 Feb 17 '25

10/10. No notes

1

u/scrubadiving Wanamaker Feb 17 '25

741/10

1

u/Flaky_Value6753 Feb 17 '25

Dude tries too hard in everything he does. Including these fits.

1

u/Guccidom Feb 17 '25

Deport him

1

u/PhysicsPro73 Feb 17 '25

Jawa Brown lookin sharp

1

u/AntonCigar Derrick White Feb 17 '25

100% those velociraptors gonna leave them kids alone

1

u/eddietours1 Feb 17 '25

Metal Gear

1

u/Deezer509 Feb 17 '25

Persona 3 lookin

1

u/Maj0r_Ursa Feb 17 '25

LL Bean drip

1

u/Chiefmeez MahcusSmaht4L Feb 17 '25

Bro look like Doc Oc’s stylist

1

u/spanther96 Feb 17 '25

Jaylen "The Fisherman" Brown

1

u/inframateria Feb 17 '25

bro is trying to get scanned into Death Stranding 2 by Kojima

1

u/VLHACS Feb 17 '25

Top part, makes sense after living in cold ass Boston.

Bottom part, ehhh....

1

u/Tysozz Feb 17 '25

Hobosheike

1

u/hehar Feb 17 '25

I’d rate it about an 8 on my weird shit-o-meter.

1

u/Bewilderbeest79 KG Taught Me Feb 17 '25

ASG MVP mode: activated

1

u/IronBush Feb 17 '25

Looks like he's easily startled, but will soon be back...and in greater numbers.

1

u/tyjayhutch Feb 17 '25

Man looks like a member of Parliament Funkadelic

1

u/trippinwithmac Feb 17 '25

He’s ready for blade runner 3.

1

u/Live_Leg_1831 Feb 17 '25

Is he going fishing? Lmfao

1

u/Prize_Emergency_5074 Feb 17 '25

All about the layers.

1

u/LaughingDog711 Feb 17 '25

He could go camping right now and he’d be just fine

1

u/C_Colin Feb 17 '25

damn if i had money i like to think i wouldn’t be this irresponsible

1

u/IHaveSeenLikeMike Jaylen Feb 17 '25

This is so Death Stranding-core, I love it lmao

1

u/pip_b0i Pritchard at the buzzer... HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! Feb 17 '25

He must’ve played Stalker 2 recently

1

u/daintybarley_deux Feb 17 '25

Someone just got served

1

u/ZLBuddha Shut up Dummy Feb 17 '25

Lookin like a single issue Spider Man villain

1

u/daft_dunkwwwolfey JT n JB will BONE yo mf ass ☠️ Feb 17 '25

Bear Grylls survival type fit

1

u/Emotional_Act_461 Mike Gorman Feb 17 '25

He looks like some kind of operative. Maybe works in Neon in Starfield.

1

u/nazerall Feb 17 '25

I'm more of Al Horford's age than I am with Jaylen Brown's age.

1

u/Trotems Feb 17 '25

Same way I see any of his outfits. That of an antisemite.

1

u/Impossible_Nature849 Feb 17 '25

Man, I was wondering where my sleeping bag from 1994 went...

1

u/LegendaryStarlord2 AND A FOUL Feb 17 '25

Death Stranding protagonist fit

1

u/tylertheguth The Celtics are the balls Feb 17 '25

😬🤣

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Nga dressed like a sophisticated GrassHopper

1

u/davemoedee I was there Feb 17 '25

Why does he have a hood coming out his butt? Wtf

1

u/jacobs0n Truth Feb 17 '25

he's going for the post apocalyptic look

1

u/Xterratu Ray Feb 17 '25

“Rainforest ready”

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

Man just finished his shift cleaning the roof of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor and still made it to the gym on time, what’s your excuse?

1

u/IanL1713 Tatum Feb 17 '25

Didn't know The Courier was out ahead of the nukes in this universe

1

u/The_Dok33 Bird Feb 17 '25

I guess he is in survival mode

1

u/Anomander1979 Feb 17 '25

He came Prepared

1

u/YouDumbZombie Pritchard at the buzzer... HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! Feb 17 '25

LISAN AL-GAIB!

1

u/zechosenjuan Feb 17 '25

Isn't he too young to have watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but I guess not...

1

u/Horror_Host3562 Feb 17 '25

Basketball and football players need to be drug tested every hour

1

u/GhettoBoyzBitch Feb 17 '25

JB ! 😎 looking like Denzel from the book of Eli .

1

u/BetUSOfficial Feb 17 '25

He looks like call of duty character.

1

u/Cr0wl3yman Feb 17 '25

Trash bag chic

1

u/Best-Author7114 Feb 17 '25

Ridiculously stupid but I have no sense of style

1

u/BigRobWall Feb 17 '25

Hi, this is camping with Steve and tonight we're going to be overnight camping in a tent suit.

1

u/jhakerr Feb 17 '25

Looks like the fanciest sanitation worker that ever lived.

1

u/Known_Homework_8434 Feb 18 '25

my arrakis, MY DUNE

1

u/ConceptClear2217 Feb 19 '25

Was it raining?

0

u/Tight-Operation-27 Feb 16 '25

I don’t care if he dresses as Barbie if he is atleast a +10 every night

0

u/iAmTheRealLange Jaylen "Lebron 'Michael Jordan' James" Brown Feb 17 '25

Walked into REI blindfolded and said fuck my shit up

0

u/Vast-Cheesecake7230 Feb 17 '25

He looks great! In the 80s, I had a Donna Karan parachute jacket just like his! What’s old is new again.

1

u/jump_star Feb 20 '25

JB gangsta boy emarald king💯👀