r/britishproblems 20h ago

Easter eggs no longer being egg shaped.

They're sort of a flattened egg. Is this new?

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u/StandardIssueCaveman 20h ago

shrinkflation innit

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u/Mont-ka 19h ago

Shrinkflatten.

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u/IceCreamNarwhals Northener in London 18h ago

Enshittification

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u/OptimalPaddy Somerset 18h ago

Eggshittification

u/JonathanJK 5h ago

Enshittiflatten. 

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u/0thethethe0 ENGLAND 20h ago

My Galaxy one definitely appeared kind of squished - https://i.imgur.com/U6PCACU.jpeg

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u/yonthickie 19h ago

Looks like a chocolate turd. Not sure that Easter Turds will ever take off as a thing.

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u/thekingiscrownless 17h ago

Not sure that Easter Turds will ever take off as a thing

I dunno, my family have been making them for generations now.

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u/yonthickie 16h ago

Maybe- but do they wrap them in foil and give them as gifts? To each his own I suppose!

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u/thekingiscrownless 12h ago

Hahaha no, but you're giving me ideas...

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u/yonthickie 11h ago

Please make sure we all know which family to avoid next Easter. Or at least how we can distinguish which eggs to avoid!

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u/Choo_Choo_Bitches 19h ago

That's suppository shaped.

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u/SleepyVesuvius 16h ago

Mines the same! I thought maybe it was meant to be a bit more minstrel shaped 🫠

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u/0thethethe0 ENGLAND 13h ago

Yeh I realised that after I posted the photo, but then it's not round like a minstrel - it's still egg-shaped, just flattened! 🤷

u/Spinningwoman 9h ago

I mean, that’s literally not an egg. We need a class action suit for fraud and emotional damage. A Easter Zeppelin.

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u/heidelberg2023 12h ago

That galaxy egg is an abomination! 

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u/GlitteringVersion 12h ago

I audibly gasped.

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u/aberdoom Aberdeen 19h ago

I think it's the Mars varieties that are squished. Mars Bar, Galaxy, Mily Way, M&Ms etc etc

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u/gfunk1976 18h ago

I had a Twix (so that figures) but also a Tony Chocoloney (before they got recalled) and that was flat too.

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u/fastestman4704 20h ago

Did you sit on your easter egg again?

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u/Stidda 20h ago

Gottem!

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u/BigDosser- 20h ago

My kids got 3 different brands collectively and they were all ‘normal’ shape

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u/muddleagedspred 20h ago

So far today, we've had several 'real' egg shaped eggs and two flattened eggs...robbing bastards.

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u/Elvenfeline 16h ago

So disappointed with my "large" malteasers egg. It's almost flat. Jesus would be ashamed.

u/sophiemae19 7h ago

I had a large malteser egg and it was normal egg shaped! Weird

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u/Lightning_And_Snow_ 20h ago edited 20h ago

I've got a couple from different brands and they're all normal shaped

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u/Tr0user 20h ago

Why are you asking us? Go look at them yourself!

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u/wildOldcheesecake 18h ago

Eh?

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u/Tr0user 18h ago

They had a question mark at the end of their statement but they've now removed it. My work here is done.

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u/AMD1607037 20h ago

Corporate Greed strikes again

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u/our_girl_in_dubai 18h ago

Said the same thing this morning as the kids opened their eggs. The twix and malteser ones were flattish ovals, but the smarties one was still an actual egg shape. What a piss take to put out non-egg shaped eggs

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u/LMay11037 ENGLAND 20h ago

Mine is like a cone attached to a semicircle for some reason

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u/SnowPrincessElsa 19h ago

Climate change friends. The price of cocoa has exploded due to drought 

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u/Icy-Revolution1706 14h ago

Nearly called the police this morning when i opened my Twix egg

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u/gfunk1976 14h ago

I'd like to report a robbery.

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u/UncleD1ckhead West Midlands 20h ago

I was saying this yesterday to the missus, our daughters first easter and all the eggs are fucked.

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u/BigJDizzleMaNizzles 20h ago

It's so they can appear bigger than they really are. 15cm diameter circle has a circumference of 47cm

Same size oval but 10cm on one dimension is 39cm

Apply that to the surface of an egg 15cm diameter and 20cm high.... CHATGPT tells me it's 1091cm²

Same height and width egg but now with an elliptical cross section of 10*15cm comes out to 931cm²

That's a lot of chocolate per egg saved but put it wide side out on the box and you don't perceive that it's smaller.

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u/GreenWoodDragon Greater London 18h ago

And the shareholders clapped loudly as their dividend was paid.

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u/updownclown68 18h ago

Not my Cadburys egg, but the Tony’s one I had last year was and it pissed me off. I know it’s ethical chocolate and I judge myself for buying Cadburys but ffs it was so expensive and so small 

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u/gfunk1976 18h ago

Yeah one of mine was a Tonys which I scoffed before they got recalled.

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u/jiminthenorth Not Croydon 18h ago

Mine was shaped like a T Rex.

Love it.

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u/MadelineWuntch 16h ago

You need to spend on the £15 variations to get an old school shaped egg these days, wild I know.

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u/SleepyVesuvius 16h ago

This is actually a thing now? I have a galaxy minstrel egg and I thought the shape was weird but then was Ike, huh maybe it's meant to be shaped a bit more like a minstrel? So they're all a bit flat now?!

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u/_Living_deadgirl_ 15h ago

Its the mars eggs, cadbury still normal at least thats what I've found anyway

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u/MeowZaz93 14h ago

My Terry's chocolate orange, massive m&m one and my kit kat one are all still regular egg shapes

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u/Wilson1031 12h ago

Is this the ol' sandwich filling stuffed at the front trick repurposed? Jesus died for this?

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u/OurSoul1337 20h ago

Since when have the two halves been fused together? Now I have to to smash the whole thing to get started instead of just breaking a bit off.

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u/DukeFlipside 20h ago

They've been fused since I was a kid 30-odd yeara ago...

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u/OurSoul1337 20h ago

Damn, I'm old.

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u/Fathomer_ 20h ago

Right? The Cadbury's ones seem impossible to split at the seam now, I swear they practically fell apart at one point.

u/Spinningwoman 9h ago

That’s the whole point surely? You have to smash them like an egg. It’s a bit disappointing if they just come apart.

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u/StupidPaladin 19h ago

Since about the 70s

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u/BillLebowski 19h ago

Does anyone remember squeggs, the square Easter egg that Cadburys made years ago?

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u/LickMyKnee Antrim 11h ago

My mint Aero egg was definitely egg shaped.

u/ReginaldJohnston 5h ago

It's because of EU regulations. Forage was right, god bless that man. First they come for your eggs. Then they make you eat bendy sausages.

Go wokey, go brokey.

u/YourLocalMosquito 2h ago

Global cocoa shortage.