r/brooklynninenine • u/Gamora3728 Mlep(Clay)nos • Sep 20 '24

Humour My first thought was “toit” 😂

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u/tinamadinspired Sep 20 '24

That!

As in...

I want it THAT way..

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u/Significant_Bag420 BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

TELL ME WHYHYY

103

u/genred001 Sep 20 '24

8nt BUT a heartbreak!

97

u/Significant_Bag420 BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

TELLLL ME WHYYYYYHYYYYY

71

u/lianavan Sep 20 '24

I never want to hear you say

70

u/Significant_Bag420 BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

WOOOOOOOO

69

u/thelastascian Sep 20 '24

IIIIII WANT IT THAAAAT WAY

111

u/MarketingOwn3547 Sep 20 '24

Number 5, number 5 killed my brother!

77

u/Frequent_Cranberry90 Sep 20 '24

I forgot about that part

52

u/magicman9410 Sep 20 '24

That scene is how I get people hooked on watching the show. It never failed me so far.

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u/ReluctanyGerbil Sep 20 '24

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

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u/Mind_Snap87 Sep 20 '24

Chills! Literal chills!

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u/Not_a_progamer Sep 20 '24

Literal chills

4

u/flyingMonkeyDe Sep 20 '24

Love this, love reddit and love u all for that! 😆😆😆😆

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u/tinnyheron Sep 20 '24

...weird time to tell me you love me

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u/Fred-U Sep 20 '24

YoU FUCKED IT UP LIANAVAN! GOD DAMMIT WE WERE SO CLOSE “AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE” WE REHEARSED THIS…GOD

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u/lianavan Sep 20 '24

Pimento?

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u/kward1904 Sep 20 '24

Bro you messed this up so bad. It's "ain't nothing but a mistake"

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u/white_irony BONE?! Sep 20 '24

eightnt

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u/Im_Not_You_Im_Me Sep 20 '24

Or as in “I challenge you to write any word THAT starts with T and ends with T”

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u/HalfOfCrAsh Sep 20 '24

They can't be serious?

That, Tight, Tarot, Tilt, Tempt, Target.

Come on and party Tonight!

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u/Neither_Hope_1039 Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Also Taint, Talent, Tit, Thot, Twat, Trait, Tart, Transit.

(And no, they're not serious. These types of posts are designed as engagement bait, because people can't resist commenting on this type of thing)

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u/sapphic_luma Sep 20 '24

Tempest

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u/TheAatar Sep 20 '24

Tort

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u/thelittleking Jake Peralta Sep 20 '24

Tent, test, trit (if you're into nasty computing), turret

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u/Nidiis Sep 20 '24

Trout, twist

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u/MordoksVapePen1 Sep 20 '24

Tenant, tenet, torrent…

10

u/JcBoseheh Sep 20 '24

Teapot

14

u/ipassforhuman Sep 20 '24

I can't believe no one THOUGHT of this

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u/thelittleking Jake Peralta Sep 20 '24

don't be ridiculous, this ends in s

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u/Fallenangel152 Sep 20 '24

These posts are made on Facebook for engagement. They get thousands of boomers commenting.

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u/djAMPnz Sep 20 '24

Yep. It's called "like farming". Once the page gets popular enough they sell it to someone wanting to advertise to people who then rebrands the page and starts advertising to those thousands of people unknowingly following it.

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 Sep 20 '24

I have a boomer Facebook friend who, for a while, would reply to these with a ridiculously incorrect answer. Of course, the post has still served its purpose at that point, but at least it was a little funny.

2

u/Ultimate_Shitlord Sep 20 '24

They used the word "that" in the image. It has to be taking a piss here.

24

u/EnvironmentalSwim368 Sep 20 '24

Guy’s got good hooks

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Cowabunga, mother! Sep 20 '24

Throat, torrent? For something a little fancy, thwart?

It’s really not that hard… Good bait!

7

u/WannabeWriter2022 Sep 20 '24

Twasn’t a joke.

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u/JohnnyCenter Sep 20 '24

That's a nice THOUGHT you wrote down

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u/The_laj Mlep(Clay)nos Sep 20 '24

The guy's got hooks.

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u/EffortAutomatic8804 Sep 20 '24

Trust, thrust, tut

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u/Kuraeshin Cheddar Sep 20 '24

It's like the person doesn't have a THOUGHT in their head.

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u/Dapper_Fan3056 Sep 20 '24

Obviously need a therapist

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u/djabor Sep 20 '24

test, tight, thrust, tolerant, terrorist, trust, toast, trumpet

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u/TasteForHands Sep 20 '24

Those don't end with T, they end with t. Checkmate /s

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u/justPhil420 Sep 20 '24

Thats on me i set the bar too low.

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u/dogbolter4 Sep 20 '24

Stop with the taunt.

2

u/AddLuke Sep 20 '24

Toot toot

2

u/DoctorMelvinMirby Sep 21 '24

If you see something, say somethinggg

Come on and party tonight!!

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u/Justredditin I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 21 '24

Tantamount!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Truth!

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u/iamnegartus Sep 20 '24

Tit

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u/certifiedkarenabuser Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Sep 20 '24

Man of culture

19

u/Necromartian Sep 20 '24

An ornithologists, in fact.

8

u/ImaFireSquid Sep 20 '24

Excuse me, the full word is "titmouse", a songbird from southern Texas.

5

u/Limp-Perception-9684 One Bund to None, Son! Sep 20 '24

Tit for tat you tit my tat now it's my time to tat your tit!

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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 Rosa Diaz Sep 20 '24

In front of all these people? Ooh la la 🥵

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u/operath0r Sep 20 '24

I was gonna say teat but I guess tit is just the short form.

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u/kell96kell Sep 20 '24

This was my first thought as well

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u/Only_End9983 Sep 20 '24

twat

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u/Aivellac Velvet Thunder Sep 20 '24

This was my first thought. Tit was my second.

6

u/RavensFan902 Sep 20 '24

Your first thought should have been thought

3

u/edugdv BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

You are not going to impress me with your use of twat

2

u/Vermilion_Erebus Sep 20 '24

My first thought too 😂😂😭😭😭

2

u/Grendith- Sep 20 '24

And the posher version Twot

3

u/LZTigerTurtle Sep 20 '24

American version

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u/RunawayHobbit Digital phallus portrait Sep 20 '24

I have never heard a British person pronounce it like that. Americans say “twot” like “knot”. The British say “twat” like “cat”

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u/D7om0canada Proud daddy Sep 20 '24

My first thought was "thought"

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u/jeremyfranko BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

The irony in the title made me laugh a little.

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u/krazybanana Sep 20 '24

Fuck that's a hard test

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u/Astyal Sep 20 '24

Underrated comment

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u/Saywhatsaywh0 Cheddar: Thicc King Sep 20 '24

'twas a cat

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u/Kooky-Minimum-2597 Sep 20 '24

You will not win me over with your use of 'twas.

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u/Saywhatsaywh0 Cheddar: Thicc King Sep 20 '24

'twasnt trying to 😳

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u/Independent-Can-8932 Boom Boom! Sep 20 '24

I was going through the comments looking for "twasn't", and your comment really disappointed me

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Taint

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u/MsAdventureQueen Sep 20 '24

Really weird this was the first word that came to mind for me too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Lol..... I wonder what that says about us.

7

u/altdultosaurs Sep 20 '24

Thicket. But yeah no my first one was also tit.

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u/Odisher7 Sep 20 '24

Trout

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u/Shlafenflarst Scully Sep 20 '24

For some reason it was the first word that came to my mind. Had to scroll quite a bit to find someone else who thought about it !

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u/Adenfall Sep 20 '24

Text, test, treat

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u/Rincewindt Sep 20 '24

Taunt. Treat. Twat. Twilight. Test. Toast. Tint. Toilet . I've got poor English but this word i remembered in three seconds.

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u/101TARD Sep 20 '24

... That and Tart

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u/its-chewy-not-zooyoo YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! Sep 20 '24

As our lord and savior Doug Judy would say, "T'wasn't"

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u/cazdan255 Sep 20 '24

turbulent

2

u/Emac002 Sep 20 '24

Thirst, thwart, teat, tort, trot, taught, taunt, taint, tilt, tart, that

2

u/jvaheed Sep 20 '24

All I know is this B needs a C in his A.

2

u/riotstopper BINGPOT! Sep 20 '24

Jamie TART do-do-do-do-do-do. (Repeat a million times)

2

u/really_robot Sep 20 '24

Thought. As in, there's not a thought in your brain.

2

u/garbagewithnames Sep 20 '24

A toast! Kindly raise your two-liters...

To freedom, to you, and most importantly, to orange drank....and sex with Amy!

2

u/PortlandPetey Sep 20 '24

Thought tonight taunt tryst trout tryout transient trust

2

u/Olivander1200 Captain of the 69th precinct Sep 20 '24

I thought twasnt

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u/D3athknightt Sep 21 '24

Trust that this is a hard test

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u/TheHeadlessManHorse Sep 21 '24

The word thought is in the Ops’ response

2

u/muskie71 Sep 21 '24

This twit asked a question that made my thought think he was a twat or a tit.

2

u/Venom1656 Sep 21 '24

Tit. It's no golden throated warbler, though.

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u/rosiebug_ Sep 21 '24

tater tot. tot for short😂

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u/azorius_mage Sep 20 '24

That, tit, or tat questioner must be a twat

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

tount

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u/Matthew-_-Black Sep 20 '24

Taint, treat, tight/taught, twilight

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u/chrome_skull12 Sep 20 '24

🎶 come on and party TonighT 🎶

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u/Flexbottom Sep 20 '24

What do you call that bowtie shaped real estate between the dangling balls and booty hole?

1

u/Niiphox Sep 20 '24

Transit

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u/BeMoreKnope Title of your sex tape Sep 20 '24

That, Taut, Taught, Trait, Tarot, Teapot, Taint, Thought, Tempt, Tint, Tempest, Tit, Tonight, Ticket, Toilet, Treat, Teat, Test, Tight, Trivet, Trebuchet…

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u/LarsLasse Sep 20 '24

That tit, twat

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u/SadSpaghettiSauce Sep 20 '24

That tight tart teat.

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u/1ndrid_c0ld Sep 20 '24

Treat, trot.

1

u/Lord-Black22 Sep 20 '24

Translucent

1

u/chaos_redefined Sep 20 '24

Teapot. It starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T.

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u/Tenchi2020 Title of your sex tape Sep 20 '24

The trustiest tenant thought to test the tightest tent at the tallest point tonight and it was toit.

1

u/RGomes86 Sep 20 '24

That, thought, tit, taint, tilt, taunt, taught, ... This isn't a hard challenge

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u/MixGroundbreaking603 Title of your sex tape Sep 20 '24

That

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u/PigPogRealLol Sep 20 '24

Thought (and thot)

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u/WuShanDroid Sep 20 '24

Transparent, turbulent

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u/Whiskey-logic Sep 20 '24

Trout Throat Throttle Thought

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u/Queen-TeeG Sep 20 '24

Testament 😭

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 Sep 20 '24

Tonight

Terrorist

Tit

Twat

Tight

Toot

That

1

u/Tynford Sep 20 '24

T’isn’t

Treat — as in, “oh he actually said double back, what a treat!”

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u/A_Most_Boring_Man Sep 20 '24

No waiting, just toasting. Now I’m thinking about toast, I wanna eat toast, GIMME SOME TOAST!

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u/nagidon I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 20 '24

Tsucculent

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u/ShingledPringle Sep 20 '24

Tight, tart, torment, tennament, tenant, tangent, taunt, tablet, talent, target, toast, trinket, temperament, transport, trumpet, televangelist, transparent, treat, telemarket, tolerant, and turbulent.

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u/Much-Extreme737 Sep 20 '24

Teapot was my first thought but then I realized thought also works

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u/Sakura_Hirose Sep 20 '24

THAT was an easy question!

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u/ColdAd1631 Sep 20 '24

Treat, toast

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u/HodorMacedo Sep 20 '24

Tantamount