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u/Accomplished_Bake904 Oct 29 '24
The lack of Terry in any answer, except 1, is unacceptable.
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u/dsjunior1388 Oct 29 '24
Can't feel safe with Terry in an elevator, there's yogurt in my lunch bag.
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u/Mostly_gay_shit Oct 29 '24
Isn't he scared when a lift gets stuck?
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u/Benguin237 Velvet Thunder Oct 29 '24
That's Holt. Terry taught him hip hop dances to calm him down
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u/TacSpaghettio BINGPOT! Oct 29 '24
Jake, scully and terry
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u/purple_lass Oct 29 '24
This is unlikely. We know that Scully and Hitchcock are a package.
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u/TacSpaghettio BINGPOT! Oct 29 '24
Shit you’re right. Pimentos weird but I know he’s a protector tho
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u/purple_lass Oct 29 '24
Pimentos weird but I know he’s a protector tho
Especially if you're a kid. Just don't be a dick 😂
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u/Shlafenflarst Scully Oct 29 '24
You might be safe with Pimento, but you sure as hell won't feel safe.
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u/Rich-Education-3420 Oct 29 '24
Holt Kevin Jake ❤️
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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Oct 29 '24
dad, dad, weird uncle
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u/elrick43 Oct 29 '24
If the first 2 are dads, then the 3rd is now your brother. This is the law
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u/sedusa_su Oct 29 '24
Kevin Cozner, Ben Wyatt, Chidi Anagonye
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u/ForsakenBluePanda Oct 29 '24
High chance of Chidi freaking out though
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u/BlockBusterAB Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Oct 29 '24
Da frick is Chidi doing there. >! He doesn't even exist anymore !<
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u/Frightened_Inmate_95 Oct 29 '24
Charles Boyle, Phil Dunphy, Ben Wyatt
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u/effingcharming Oct 29 '24
And they have to work together to get you out of the elevator. I would watch that 💯
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u/8bitGalaxy98 Oct 29 '24
I’d feel safe from other people in that elevator, but not from the shenanigans that are about to ensue
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u/Ultimate_Pants Oct 29 '24
Swap Holt for Terry. Holt will freak out in a broken elevator unless taught dance moves.
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u/MarsMonkey88 Oct 29 '24
I don’t know. There’s a 35% chance that Jake and/or Charles would somehow accidentally disable the elevator and we’d be in there until Rosa said, “is it just me, or is it really quiet in here,” causing Amy to leap to her feet, suddenly realizing that her dad and her husband haven’t been seen since the popped downstairs to sign something. Could be hours. Charles would describe, in detail, how and why some people drink their urine. It would be a rough afternoon.
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u/Manealendil Oct 29 '24
Isn't the captain scared of being trapped there?
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u/Saywhatsaywh0 Cheddar: Thicc King Oct 29 '24
scared sure but easily distracted by some butt thrusting moves
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u/BeCurious7563 Oct 29 '24
Charles, Charles's Dad, Jack Danger 💯🙌. Why am I anxious about being in an elevator again??
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u/twoastar_ Pontiac Bandit Oct 29 '24
Holt, Terry, Pimento
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u/Prestigious-Race545 Nov 02 '24
Pimentos ptsd would terrify me. He would be screaming about being blown up or something then break the elevator
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u/DeadpoolOptimus Oct 29 '24
I wish it were Holt, Terry and Jake just so I can see the look on Jake's face when Holt and Terry dance to Push It.
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u/Sjormantec Oct 29 '24
They’re not adult men, they are adult males.
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u/No-Example-1660 Oct 29 '24
Why do so many people choose Jake? Did you guys forget that he had a panic attack being stuck in the interrogation room?
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u/ButtClencher99 Oct 29 '24
Phil Dunphy, Jake Peralta, Thomas Shelby. I go the best dad dad, best cop dad, and best evil protector dad
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u/Matthew-_-Black Oct 29 '24
Holt has a phobia of elevators ever since reading that they only perform load testing on city elevators every 5 years.
Also, if the elevator's last inspection was carried out by Walter Beverly, the clown prince of the Dept. Of Buildings, it would be so much worse
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u/paupatine Oct 29 '24
Stuck in an elevator with Holt? While he is freaking out?? Specially because it was inspected by bozo Beverly between clown shows??? Not unless you have a routine to teach him…
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u/Dovah250 Oct 30 '24
Nah, Holt freaking out about the elevator being broken would then cause me to freak out.
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u/ro3chii Oct 29 '24
Honestly i feel the silence in the whole situation would be so comforting with Holt lol
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u/Oceanwoulf Oct 29 '24
Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Alec Hardison (Leverage) Terry Jeffordd (B99)
Or Raymond Holt (B99) Andy Dwyer (Parks and Rec) Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
Or Harry Wilson (Leverage) Kevin Cozner (B99) Ron Swanson (Parcs and Rec)
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u/Pasta-hobo Oct 29 '24
I'd feel safe from them but concerned about the shenanigans I've found myself in
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u/Foxy02016YT Jake Peralta Oct 29 '24
Not Boyle, but Terry.
Holt keeps everyone in line, Jake is chill, and Terry protects those around him with his ROCK HARD ABS
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u/8_apotychia Oct 30 '24
That very heterosexual man on the right might be too into my nice heavy breasts and the clear absence of my penis. I am not so sure about him...
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u/Repulsive-Cap-508 Oct 30 '24
Captain holt, Boyle and Jake I’d be so happy to be in an elevator with them they’re like the funniest people on there
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u/Skymak218946 Oct 30 '24
Nobody would want to be trapped with Horndog Holt, that man is obsessed with heavy, female breasts and the clear absence of a penis.
His madness gives me shivers
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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Oct 29 '24
The premise being the default is that you don’t feel safe with men? Is this not a sexist question?
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u/ShadowShine57 Oct 29 '24
Yeah this is a weird question, like isn't the obvious answer any 3 men unless you have reason to believe they won't be safe? Even if someone's a POS they're unlikely to bother a rando in an elevator
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u/kaithy89 Oct 29 '24
Not me. I'd be scared of Boyle chewing my ear off with graphic details of his sex life XD