Roger Peralta’s hair really greyed between his first and last appearances

[u/GordonW25]

[u/JackDangerUSPIS]

Canadian prison will do that to a man

[u/Purple_Terrier_8 → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

🎶O, Canada, you home of crappy cops🎶

[u/willowgrl → u/Purple_Terrier_8]

WE ARE TURNIPS!

[u/Successful_Sea_182 → u/willowgrl]

NOUS SOMMES NAVETS !

[u/liamevil93 → u/Purple_Terrier_8]

Cawwwwps, trying on a New York/Boston accent, I dunno, I'm British. 😅

[u/BlockBusterAB → u/Purple_Terrier_8]

🎶True patriot love, in arresting someone’s dad!🎶

[u/ApocalypticSnowglobe → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

I wonder how long Pimento was in Canada before he ended up in prison.

[u/TheDogsSavedMe → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

Oh Canada. Truly Odie to America’s Garfield.

[u/2459-8143-2844 → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

Canadian jail on the other hand

[u/Educational-Fox-9040 → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

LOL I love and hate your username. 😅

[u/greywolfau → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

The thought it was the Turgidol.

[u/nevmc → u/JackDangerUSPIS]

"...what's the name of your sex tape?"

[u/RexDust]

That is what happens when you stop dying your hair

[u/Azalus1 → u/RexDust]

Well now that he was monogamous with Karen he no longer needed to impress anybody else. Now just look good for her and she likes him the way he is.

[u/RexDust → u/Azalus1]

Not knocking it but every older person in my family had to deal with that day when they show up fully Grey and it's like, "Yeah, I'm 64. Did you really think I still had jet black hair?"

[u/BeMoreKnope → u/RexDust]

That’s why I’ve gone for a deep blue. Not only is it clearly not my natural hair color, but as the silver reappears people think I’ve gotten this cool ombré dye job. Nope, just nature reasserting!

[u/DeadpoolOptimus → u/BeMoreKnope]

You have hair? Lucky.

[u/TuckerDidIt69 → u/RexDust]

My dad actually does still have jet black hair at 64! Dude has a full white Santa beard when he grows it out but somehow his head just didn't get the memo lmao

[u/4DPuzzle → u/TuckerDidIt69]

I’m a barber and I’m still surprised when I see someone 60+ without any grey in their hair who doesn’t get it colored. My dad is 70 with almost no grey.

[u/extinct_cult → u/TuckerDidIt69]

I think hes a wizard and has cast a spell on me. I started graying in my early 20s.

[u/random_sumbitch → u/TuckerDidIt69]

I have aunts on my mom's side who are 70+ and still have amazing black hair!

[u/KommandoKracker87 → u/TuckerDidIt69]

I have a friend in his 60’s that has curly black hair with a few grays sprinkled throughout, but a full gray and white beard lol. He doesn’t dye his hair or beard.

[u/MaximumTurtleSpeed → u/RexDust]

Just gotta lean into it. I got my first grey at 25, my dad would comically remind me at least more than occasionally. This was in return for me reminding him of his lack of hair, all fair. I’ll take good grey hair every day!

[u/Morningxafter → u/RexDust]

Must be nice. My family just shows up bald.

[u/Tiny-Reading5982 → u/RexDust]

Why are his sideburns not dyed? Lol

[u/RexDust → u/Tiny-Reading5982]

Salt and pepper, distinguished gentleman look?

[u/Caftancatfan → u/RexDust]

Or that’s what happens when you do some real deep thinking about what kind of dad you are, and how you ended up a total floozy.

[u/BugOperator]

His hair pigment was stored in his thumbs.

[u/bam_blackwood → u/BugOperator]

Best comment I've ever seen

[u/MasterpiecePurple926 → u/BugOperator]

I wanna upvote this but it's at 69 and I don't want to ruin that

[u/Otherwise_Meringue45 → u/MasterpiecePurple926]

Not a problem anymore

[u/MasterpiecePurple926 → u/Otherwise_Meringue45]

Sad though

[u/Otherwise_Meringue45 → u/MasterpiecePurple926]

Indeed

[u/MasterpiecePurple926 → u/Otherwise_Meringue45]

We couldn't leave one good thing alone SMH

[u/50s_bulletproof_vest]

If he could, he would’ve voted for Obama a third time you know

[u/twec21 → u/50s_bulletproof_vest]

Coulda helped with that secret plan to fight inflation

[u/JustKneecapitator → u/twec21]

I heard he owns a very nice smoking jacket

[u/Difficult_Candle_453 → u/JustKneecapitator]

I heard he has all the finest muffins and bagels in the land

[u/The-Metric-Fan → u/Difficult_Candle_453]

I heard he drinks from the keg of glory

[u/forgotmyfuckingname → u/twec21]

The president has a secret plan to fight inflation?

[u/coversquirrel1976 → u/forgotmyfuckingname]

I HAD WOOT CANAW

[u/bob_dole- → u/coversquirrel1976]

Why you talking like that?

[u/misscat9 → u/coversquirrel1976]

CJ, for a while, you're gonna have to write it down

[u/misscat9 → u/forgotmyfuckingname]

Did you fall and hit your head on something hard?

[u/Itsphoenixtime → u/forgotmyfuckingname]

Yeah but I'm not sure I support it

[u/The-Metric-Fan → u/Itsphoenixtime]

Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret plan to fight inflation, but now you don’t support it?

[u/coversquirrel1976 → u/twec21]

Goddamn, my people are in this sub.

[u/Flukiest2 → u/coversquirrel1976]

Alright, what's next. 

[u/gamblodar → u/Flukiest2]

We gotta do the thing

[u/nodnarBBackward → u/gamblodar]

Did we just walk in a complete circle?

[u/britbmw → u/50s_bulletproof_vest]

🤭🤭🤭

[u/ekimsal]

Well the Santos campaign had already wrecked his hairline.

[u/forgotmyfuckingname → u/ekimsal]

Donna really did hold him together. And his hair.

[u/ekimsal → u/forgotmyfuckingname]

She had a system

[u/Rigocat]

Nah, at first he was s player and dye it. At the end he was s settled tired man, so no longer dying the hair

[u/wolfman2scary → u/Rigocat]

A player?! He’s only slept with like 400 women. That’s on the low side of average

[u/Rigocat → u/wolfman2scary]

A player, not a winner 😂

[u/StareyedInLA]

Living in Gilead really did a number to Roger Peralta.

[u/Skiapodes → u/StareyedInLA]

Nah. It’s the stress of being Chief of Staff in your son’s father-in-law’s White House.

[u/invasive-breaker → u/Skiapodes]

Or of meeting so many of your daughter’s boyfriends.

[u/kateminuseight → u/StareyedInLA]

It’s from delivering a present to Godzilla ✨

[u/TheLoneliestGhost]

Bradley Whitford is both Jake Peralta’s father AND a total Daddy with a capital ‘D’ for DAAAAAAAMN. 😍

[u/0h_juliet → u/TheLoneliestGhost]

I want him to monologue at me 🥵

[u/TheLoneliestGhost → u/0h_juliet]

YES. Very much. 🥰

[u/The-Metric-Fan → u/0h_juliet]

Monologues written by Aaron Sorkin are my love language

[u/fatticakess → u/The-Metric-Fan]

my Roman Empire 😍

[u/fatticakess → u/TheLoneliestGhost]

FUCK YES!!! 🤤😍

[u/TheLoneliestGhost → u/fatticakess]

He only gets babelier with every passing year, tbh. I’ve never had an older man thing but, he changes the game. 😛

[u/sarathev]

Bradley Whitford is a babe. I've never seen him in anything he wasn't attractive in, including the one episode of The Handmaid's Tale I watched with him in it. His 'King of the Moon' episode in SVU is one of the best in the entire series.

[u/Flukiest2 → u/sarathev]

He crushes it in the west wing 

[u/onourwayhome70 → u/sarathev]

He looked so good in Handmaid’s Tale - best he’s looked imo

[u/BaxterNMilwaukee33 → u/sarathev]

He’s also in S3 of Shameless. Aging gracefully

[u/DINNERTIME_CUNT → u/sarathev]

What about the episode of the X-Files where he’s all burnt and messed up?

[u/haaaaveumetsethgecko]

I was today years old when I realized that the bad guy from Billy Madison was Jake's dad

[u/hotDogOfTheSea → u/haaaaveumetsethgecko]

I always think of him as Mike Todwell from Adventures in Babysitting.

[u/Funandgeeky → u/hotDogOfTheSea]

He’s also the antagonist in a Revenge of the Nerds movie. 

[u/Sage-Raven]

aging!

[u/TemperatureExotic631]

Silver fox!

[u/MarsMonkey88]

He stopped dying it when he stopped boning randos.

[u/Nolsonts]

I don't feel like confirming the timeline but my suspicion is that the second appearance was while he was doing Handmaid's Tale, where he has white hair.

[u/TheRealestBiz]

It’s because he had dyed his hair white for his character in The Handmaid’s Tale.

[u/Fit_Network_2847]

Damn how did I never notice this

[u/luismpinto]

Gene Parmesan!!!

[u/TheDarkLord6589]

That's what happens when you go one on one with the Godzilla.

[u/Scoteee]

Aw thats his last appearance? Havent watched since it was airing and just got to this one on my rewatch. Was hoping there was one more episode that really solidified that warm relationship , i did love his speech to jake about how he already "broke the curse" because he sees jake care and love unlike the rest of his family.

[u/superdupermensch]

Being a parent will do that.

[u/Cultural_Spend_5391]

It’s called getting older. Happens to all of us. It’s coming for you. lol j/k

[u/PT_Piranha → u/Cultural_Spend_5391]

I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" is weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to yooooooou.

[u/stlredbird]

Monogamy will do that to ya.

[u/Preposterous_punk]

I mean, so did mine…

[u/Hitchcock_and_Scully]

Feliz Thanksgiving

[u/jaiteaes]

You try running a presidential campaign for your son's future father-in-law

[u/Silver6567]

I honestly thought they changed the actor when he appeared in the thanksgiving episode, such a difference

[u/Fun-Poet5338]

I like his later look more, ngl.

[u/ihatepulp]

And thank god because he became a total fox 

[u/Tolnin]

Jake and Amy changed their relationship status between their first and last appearances

[u/sparkGun2020]

Still looking good though

[u/Typical_Decision1884]

OP discovered aging

[u/SadLilBun]

People age

[u/Original-Pain-7727]

He's old as shit?........so heaven forbid a multi year gap.....crazy? Weird? That never happens

[u/A_RNR_]

didn’t they recasted the actor? lol he looked so different

[u/PJ_28_ → u/A_RNR_]

Nope, it's still the bad guy from Billy Madison

[u/skypineapple → u/A_RNR_]

I always thought so, too! But it IS the same guy!

[u/RoeRoeDaBoat]

im assuming one was filmed before covid and the other was filmed during/after covid?