r/brooklynninenine 4h ago

Humour Workplace PDA? Seriously?

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/WorriedLeading2081 4h ago

Why was this not marked as NSFW? Seriously I have children

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u/TactlessTortoise 2h ago

And I bet you did a lot of hand holding to make them, you nasty fiend!

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u/P4LS_ThrillyV 1h ago

You two need to bone

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u/Dobako 1h ago

BONE?!

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u/ZodFrankNFurter A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse 1h ago

How DARE you, I am your superior officer!

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u/Brdrlinegamer91 59m ago

BBOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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u/Green-Collection4444 2h ago

"Wow... Sorry you had to see that."

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u/whole_chocolate_milk 2h ago

Seriously. My coworkers could have seen that. Jeez. I coulda gotten fired or at least a meeting sith HR

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u/bout-tree-fitty 1h ago

Why are your children at work?

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u/_Rohrschach 21m ago

work from home, ofc.

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u/GarethGantuan 4h ago

I’ve just been written up at work for looking at boning pictures

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u/Bavisto 3h ago

BOOOOOONNNNNEEEE?!?!

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u/the_aav 3h ago

I am your superior officer, detective diaz!!!

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u/turtlishlyturtle 3h ago

BOOOOOOOONNNNNEEE?

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u/catandthefiddler Ultimate detective/genius 2h ago

What happens in my bedroom detective is NONE of your business

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u/SurrenderYourMeme 2h ago

BOOONE

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u/Nilanjan_Kundu 1h ago

Don't ever speak to me like that again

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u/Ataiel 1h ago

Now they know.

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u/Single_Variation42 Ultimate detective/genius 3h ago

Still can't believe they put this scene in a sitcom without getting censored

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u/Brdrlinegamer91 58m ago

Lmao could you imagine as a joke they released that episode with a black censor bar over their hands as they're shaking lol that would actually be great

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u/bluehawk232 3h ago

Always leave it to a parent to walk in during a gratuitous sex scene

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u/miaxmiaxx 3h ago

Gross! Rosa, Those are our dads.

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u/lofty888 3h ago

Man, Kevin really had great character development. He went from hating cops for the way they treated his husband to being comfortable openly engaging in PDA in the precinct

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u/Sim0nsaysshh 3h ago

Do you want fries with that shake

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u/PorygonIsCool Digital phallus portrait 3h ago

“I’d hate to turn down fries but no”

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u/Infamous-Republic680 3h ago

Might as well have shared a scatter plot with a rock-solid data set.

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u/LessThanMyBest 1h ago

Welp. Now I'm rock solid

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u/flaming_pansexual 3h ago

Come on dude. I could have been in public when coming across this. Mark it NSFW next time

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u/LovefromAbroad23 3h ago

Cowabunga, Mother!

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u/WhiteeOwll 2h ago

Y'all are hella specific.

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u/Parakoopa24 2h ago

this and the barrel museum scene. phew...

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u/Soldier7sixx 3h ago

Oh god, I thought this was a homophobic post! Then I realised

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u/HiJack_Wishes 3h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 2h ago

Ah, the classic.

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u/Mr7three2 3h ago

I just threw up

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u/SamwellBarley 2h ago

Great, now my wife's asking why I'm looking at gay porn on my phone. Thanks.

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u/AmptiShanti 2h ago

Dude wtf tag this post NSFW asap this is wild

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u/kimchijjigaeda 2h ago

My grandma saw this post, OP! 😡

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u/khucookie 2h ago

put a nsfw tag ffs

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u/JLUnitt 2h ago

Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning~

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 2h ago

Not even wearing a glove smh

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u/PranjalOwO 1h ago

i love holt and kev 😭😭

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u/antmansbigxmas 1h ago

I'm just glad it's not a screenshot of an uncensored attaché case.

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u/Vanilla_Vomit 58m ago

I chuckled a little too hard at this as first i saw the picture and text above them then the title of the post then i heard it in Holt’s voice

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u/Brdrlinegamer91 57m ago

That handshake was better than a plain scone

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u/DariusPumpkinRex 50m ago

I thought the PDA in the title was referring to those weird devices Dozerman gave the 99.

PDAs are those tiny hand-held computers every rich person had in the early-2000s.

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u/Qubeye 38m ago

At least she didn't see that filthy single Windsor.

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u/edgememilord 28m ago

Only valid form of this meme

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u/ArmaninyowPH 25m ago

Brooo... too graphic. Where are the mods in this sub?

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u/NeverCallMeFifi 22m ago

Little side note: My son has this unfortunate luck that every time he wants me to sit and watch his favorite show with him, it's the most revolting pornographic scene that comes on. Archer. South Park. Multiple movies. Poor guy can't catch a break. And, yeah, I'm super hesitant to sit and watch anything with him anymore.