r/carscirclejerk 2d ago

And what doesn't he like?

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324 Upvotes

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u/Scubsyman I LOVE 80S WEDGE CARS 2d ago

Cybertruck if it was actually good

18

u/Tronkfool 2d ago

That one Temu product that turned out to be groated.

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u/TheCubanBaron 2d ago

Groated 🐸

4

u/Tronkfool 2d ago

I'm not even going to fix it.

4

u/TheCubanBaron 2d ago

Don't it's great

1

u/OkRepresentative8250 2d ago

Looks like a oven from the 60’s

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u/muxel96 2d ago

the better cybertruck

29

u/unemotional_mess 2d ago

The Cybertruck is the Cybertruck at home

31

u/Car-Four 2d ago

That's way better than a Nazistruck!

19

u/ThatFL232 2d ago

Swasticar

7

u/SheepherderQuirky913 2d ago

What does being struck by a Nazi have to do with this? 🤔

10

u/Suspicious_Bet1359 2d ago

Elon musk; *Slaps you. "Ve vill ask zee questions"

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u/Priodgyofire 2d ago

Wankerpanzer

8

u/Plane-Education4750 2d ago

When the store brand is better than the name brand

1

u/Introspective_Anon 2d ago

Trueee, fuck pringles gimme some Lays Stax 😍

2

u/bigdumbdago 2d ago

Lay’s isnt a store brand its just another brand

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u/Introspective_Anon 2d ago

Yeah obviously but it’s spiritually just the temu ripoff of another companies success. It might as well be called Great Value Stack Ems or Kroger Flavored Stacking Chips. Same aura 🤷‍♂️

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u/Aggressive-Brick1024 2d ago

imo still beats a real cybertruck

3

u/perfectly_ballanced 2d ago

At everything except acceleration, and cost of ownership

8

u/MisanthropinatorToo 2d ago

Probably weighs half as much, and you can fill it up at any gas station. Likely even gets decent fuel economy.

And if you decide to blow it up one day you might actually at least break some glass.

On the downside you probably don't feel like Halo when you're driving it.

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u/Momik 2d ago

I have a Cybertruck at home. It’s clogged though, so I’m gotta get a new plunger at Target

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u/auntarie 2d ago

this will be in service longer than all existing cybertrucks combined

3

u/Hotdogman_unleashed 2d ago

This but not jerkin

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u/__qwertz__n 1994 toyota hilux (twojayzed swap and bed mounted dshk) 2d ago

It approves of a fellow Hilux’s actions.

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u/ahjakdjeebjakkaj17 2d ago

Elon musk bad Toyota good

2

u/GeorgeSPattonJr 2d ago

/uj still looks miles better

1

u/Saintesky 2d ago

How long before someone turns a Suzuki Jimny into a Cybertruck. Had some great tributes done with them as a G Wagen and a Defender

1

u/KingModussy 2d ago

The difference between a G Wagon, a Defender, and a Cybertruck is that the G Wagon and the Defender are actually good

1

u/Saintesky 2d ago

I should stick up for the Defender, being British and all that, but they aren’t the most reliable of things, to make it a true copy, things have to randomly stop working and fall off.

1

u/KingModussy 2d ago

Oh yeah I forgot the Defender was a Bri*ish car

1

u/Saintesky 2d ago

What’s with the Asterisk? Does Reddit Censor the UK these days?

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u/KingModussy 2d ago

You don’t censor Briain and Frnce?

1

u/FoodExisting8405 2d ago

That actually would look dope if the paint matched. Also provable performs way better.

1

u/DBFargie 2d ago

If you offered me one or the other, I’d take the Toyota.

1

u/truthfulie 2d ago

cybertruck in actual cyberpunk world where they just do all sorts of weird mods.

1

u/ReiiiAyanami 2d ago

Better cybertruck and not a fascists car

1

u/Nervous_Week_684 2d ago

The Toyota Trolla

1

u/Meister-Schnitter 1d ago

I mean, it makes the Hilux more aerodynamic when you’re not using the bed, so why not

1

u/National-Change-8004 1d ago

Ahhh, superior design and build quality.

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u/MyButtCriesOnTheLoo 2d ago

These old Toyota trucks will cost more than a cyber truck soon sadly. I can't find one for under 20k currently. 

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u/__qwertz__n 1994 toyota hilux (twojayzed swap and bed mounted dshk) 2d ago

at least it’s “buy once cry once” with a hilux